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Funny Inside Quotes
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Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Inside every cynical person,
there is a disappointed idealist.
- George Carlin

I Dream This Day of Wondrous Things,
of Peace and Hope and Pride.
I Dance My Dance with Life Today,
I'm Filled with Love Inside.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

We all go through life bristling
at our external limitations,
but the most difficult chains
to break are inside us.
- Bradley Whitford

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives.
- Albert Schweitzer

Death is not the greatest loss in life.
The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
- Norman Cousins


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Grief is a normal and natural response to loss.
It is originally an unlearned feeling process.
Keeping grief inside increases your pain.
- Anne Grant

Be not like the sugarcane -
do not hold your sweetness inside.
Be like the fruit tree -
be generous with your best.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie (inspired by Tagore)

Books are mirrors:
you only see in them what you already have inside you.
- Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
- Kay Knudsen

There is something about inside information which seems
to paralyse a man's reasoning powers.
- Bernard Baruch

Without change, something sleeps inside us,
and seldom awakens.
The sleeper must awaken.
- Frank Herbert

The leader who exercises power with honor will work from the inside out,
starting with himself.
- Blaine Lee

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.
- Winston Churchill

Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan;
you should wear it inside,
where it functions best.
- Margaret Thatcher

Inside most people there's a feeling of being separate,
separated from everything ... And they're not.
They're part of absolutely everyone, and everything.
- the movie Powder

Real riches are the riches possessed inside.
- B. C. Forbes

Inside every working anarchy, there's an Old Boy Network.
- Mitchell Kapor

In the midst of movement and chaos,
keep stillness inside of you.
- Deepak Chopra

There is nothing deep down inside us except what we
have put there ourselves.
- Richard Rorty

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton

Don't die with your music still inside you.
- Wayne Dyer

Your visions will become clear only
when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

I'm Filled with Love Inside.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Find a place inside where there's joy,
and the joy will burn out the pain.
- Joseph Campbell

A healthy outside starts from the inside.
- Robert Urich

Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news.
The good news is that you don't know how great you can be!
How much you can love!
What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!
- Anne Frank

I desire so to conduct the affairs
of this administration that, if at the end...
I have lost every other friend on earth,
I shall at least have one friend left,
and that friend shall be down inside of me.
- Abraham Lincoln

I love children and I get along with them great.
It's just that I believe if you're going to be a parent,
there has to be something inside you that says,
'I want a family.' I don't feel that sense of urgency.
- George Clooney

And finally I twist my heart round again,
so that the bad is on the outside
and the good is on the inside,
and keep on trying to find a way of becoming
what I would so like to be, and could be,
if there weren't any other people living in the world.
- Anne Frank

I was born with music inside me.
Music was one of my parts.
Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart.
Like my blood.
It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene.
It was a necessity for me-like food or water.
- Ray Charles

Nothing is more valuable than your self respect.
When you lose respect for yourself, you have lost everything.
Whatever it takes, and whoever you upset,
do what you know - deep inside - is the right thing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never make your home in a place.
Make a home for yourself inside your own head.
You'll find what you need to furnish it -
memory,
friends you can trust, love of learning,
and other such things.
That way it will go with you wherever you journey.
- Tad Williams

She's a tear that hangs inside my soul forever.
- Jeff Buckley

Martin guitars have now brought out,
you know,
on a more traditional level, the Stephen Stills' model of Martin guitars.
It's beautiful.
I just went inside.
I bought one immediately.
- Graham Nash

So I'm not very popular here with those inside the system,
as you might guess.
I never wanted to be.
- Waylon Jennings

There's nothing like eavesdropping to show you that
the world outside your head is different from the world inside your head.
- Thornton Wilder

I have a hotline to the tabloids.
When I get up in the morning, I call the Star,
and the last thing at night, I call them.
I want them to have the inside track.
- Kirstie Alley

Once you touch the trappings of monarchy,
like opening an Egyptian tomb, the inside is liable to crumble.
- Anthony Sampson

I'm a firm believer and I think my religion is inside.
- Billy Eckstine

I can make a scene that's not supposed to be sexy,
very sexy.
It's a power you're born with.
It's not a physical thing, it comes from inside.
It's all in the eyes.
- Tara Reid

My interest lies in my self-expression -
what's inside of me -
not what I'm in.
- John Turturro

The formula is the star.
I couldn't work inside that formula.
- Dianne Wiest

I realized by using the high notes of the chords as a melodic line,
and by the right harmonic progression,
I could play what I heard inside me.
That's when I was born.
- Charlie Parker

Using a first-person narrator is simply a matter of
hearing the voice inside yourself.
- James Lee Burke

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your
brother and you eat all your peas -
that's what my grandma taught me.
- Lord Chesterfield

We all must learn to dig down deep inside,
trust that inner voice, and not be afraid to face and forgive ourselves.
- Darren L. Johnson

I write for what's left of the eight-year-old still
rattling around inside my head.
- Chris Van Allsburg

We have nothing less to do than to get inside of whole
peoples and change their motives and dispositions.
- John Raleigh Mott

Get me inside any boardroom and I'll get any decision I want.
- Tom Stoppard

Possibly he knew, as he wrote this, that he was mad -
because inside every madman sits a little sane man saying 'You're mad,
you're mad.'
- Graham Swift

Kennedy invited us into the White House-the first time
in the history of the White House picketers had been invited inside.
This made front page headlines.
- Peter Coyote

I believe in imagination.
I did Kramer vs.
Kramer before I had children.
But the mother I would be was already inside me.
- Meryl Streep

Souls are designed to fit inside a body.
- Alex Chiu

I had a lot of anger inside me and that came out at
times that were not particularly advantageous to me career-wise.
- Mickey Rourke

I've experienced a private doubt, something that I've kept deeply inside,
and then eventually delivered a piece of work that
people responded to with huge enthusiasm.
- Trevor Nunn

The feeling of accomplishment welled up inside of me,
three Olympic gold medals.
I knew that was something nobody could ever take away from me,
ever.
- Wilma Rudolph

This is nourishing, redemptive; we become less alone inside.
- David Foster Wallace

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed
with me inside it so I would be invisible.
- Ahmet Zappa

I'm a real 'go, go' person...
I'd make myself crazy by pushing too hard.
It's important to pull pack the reins a little bit
and get in touch with what's inside.
- Shelley Long

And although our bodies are bounded with skin,
and we can differentiate between outside and inside,
they cannot exist except in a certain kind of natural environment.
- Alan Watts

Diaspora starts about a thousand years from now.
Most of human civilisation has moved inside computers;
essentially,
a major branch of our descendants consists of conscious software.
- Greg Egan

For me, my role is about unleashing what people already
have inside them that is maybe suppressed in most work environments.
- Tony Hsieh

Whatever dramas are going on in my life,
I always find that place inside my head where I see myself as the cleanest,
tallest, strongest, wisest person that I can be.
- Layne Staley

Happiness is an inside job.
- William Arthur Ward

My time inside there was very short compared to the
amount of time it took to take on and take off this
suit and to test me for how much radioactivity I have.
- William Scranton

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and
that is where I renew my springs that never dry up.
- Pearl S. Buck

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball.
Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are.
- Channing Tatum

I believe that children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Show them all the beauty they possess inside.
- Whitney Houston


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