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Funny Music Quotes
Funny Quotes about Music

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You can't stop the music, nobody can stop the music.
- Village People

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

Don't die with your music still inside you.
Listen to your intuitive inner voice
and find what passion stirs your soul.
- Wayne Dyer PHOTO

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
- George Carlin


 

Music is the movement of sound to reach the soul for
the education of its virtue.
- Plato

Music is forever; music should grow and mature with you,
following you right on up until you die.
- Paul Simon

I don't know anything about music.
In my line you don't have to.
- Elvis Presley


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Music is love in search of a word.
- Sidney Lanier

If a composer could say what he had to say in words
he would not bother trying to say it in music.
- Gustav Mahler

You are the music while the music lasts.
- T. S. Eliot

The iPod completely changed the way people approach music.
- Karl Lagerfeld

But when you get music and words together,
that can be a very powerful thing.
- Bryan Ferry

Who hears music feels his solitude peopled at once.
- Robert Browning

Music is intended and designed for sentient beings
that have hopes and purposes and emotions.
- Jacques Barzun

Any good music must be an innovation.
- Les Baxter

When words leave off, music begins.
- Heinrich Heine

Music happens to be an art form that transcends language.
- Herbie Hancock

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
- Kin Hubbard

Music is the best means we have of digesting time.
- W. H. Auden

Music is nothing else but wild sounds civilized into time and tune.
- Thomas Fuller

There's a lot of music that sounds like it's literally computer-generated,
totally divorced from a guy sitting down at an instrument.
- Aimee Mann

All music is beautiful.
- Billy Strayhorn

Music is well said to be the speech of angels.
- Thomas Carlyle

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
- Billy Wilder

Music is a performance and needs the audience.
- Michael Tippett

Music is a moral law.
It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,
flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
- Plato

Music is the fourth great material want,
first food, then clothes, then shelter,
then music.
- Christian Nestell Bovee

Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture.
The air in the performance is sculpted into something.
- Frank Zappa

I think music in itself is healing.
It's an explosive expression of humanity.
It's something we are all touched by.
No matter what culture we're from, everyone loves music.
- Billy Joel

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast,
to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.
- William Congreve

I don't care much about music.
What I like is sounds.
- Dizzy Gillespie

Music was my refuge.
I could crawl into the space between the notes and
curl my back to loneliness.
- Maya Angelou

My music, my songs are 100 percent inspired by girl power.
- Paulina Rubio

Music should be your escape.
- Missy Elliot

One good thing about music, when it hits you,
you feel no pain.
- Bob Marley

If you want to make beautiful music,
you must play the black and the white notes together.
- Richard M. Nixon

Music is always changing and the changes are unpredictable.
- Billy Sheehan

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing
the inexpressible is music.
- Aldous Huxley

Music is my religion.
- Jimi Hendrix

Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall,
with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music.
- Isaac Stern

There's nothing like music to relieve the soul and uplift it.
- Mickey Hart

If you look deep enough you will see music;
the heart of nature being everywhere music.
- Thomas Carlyle

Music is very spiritual, it has the power to bring people together.
- Edgar Winter

Music when healthy, is the teacher of perfect order,
and when depraved, the teacher of perfect disorder.
- John Ruskin

Music doesn't lie.
If there is something to be changed in this world,
then it can only happen through music.
- Jimi Hendrix

My music had roots which I'd dug up from my own childhood,
musical roots buried in the darkest soil.
- Ray Charles

Music's staying power is a function of how timeless the lyrics,
song and production are.
- Gary Wright

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
- Laurie Anderson

All good music resembles something.
Good music stirs by its mysterious resemblance to the
objects and feelings which motivated it.
- Jean Cocteau

Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.
- Jean Paul

Music's not like becoming a doctor, who can walk into
a community and find people who need him.
- Charlie Byrd

Music is something that always lifts my spirits and makes me happy,
and when I make music I always hope it will have the
same effect on whoever listens to it.
- Aaron Carter

Music is the shorthand of emotion.
- Leo Tolstoy

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy.
- Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothing separates the generations more than music.
By the time a child is eight or nine,
he has developed a passion for his own music that is
even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
- Bill Cosby

Music is the soul of language.
- Max Heindel

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear,
feeling, and instinct, not by rule.
- Samuel Butler

If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Composers shouldn't think too much -
it interferes with their plagiarism.
- Howard Dietz

Secretly, I wanted to look like Jimi Hendrix,
but I could never quite pull it off.
- Bryan Ferry

The advice I am giving always to all my students is
above all to study the music profoundly...
music is like the ocean, and the instruments are little or bigger islands,
very beautiful for the flowers and trees.
- Andres Segovia

No good opera plot can be sensible, for people do not
sing when they are feeling sensible.
- W. H. Auden

It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful.
It has the beauty of loneliness of pain:
of strength and freedom.
The beauty of disappointment and never-satisfied love.
The cruel beauty of nature and everlasting beauty of monotony.
- Benjamin Britten

The real art of conducting consists in transitions.
- Gustav Mahler

I've said that playing the blues is like having to be black twice.
Stevie Ray Vaughan missed on both counts,
but I never noticed.
- B. B. King

My father used to sing to me in my mother's womb.
I think I can name about any tune in two beats.
- Yancy Butler

I was growing up listening to Queen.
Freddie Mercury threw those incredible melodies into his songs.
- Gary Cherone

Goes the song, "we change, we change."
But the music is still mine.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises,
pick up the horn and play.
- Herb Alpert

It is essential to do everything possible to attract
young people to opera so they can see that it is not
some antiquated art form but a repository of the most
glorious music and drama that man has created.
- Bruce Beresford

I was born with music inside me.
Music was one of my parts.
Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart.
Like my blood.
It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene.
It was a necessity for me-like food or water.
- Ray Charles


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