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Funny Outside Quotes
Funny Quotes about Outside

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Adventure is not outside man; it is within.
- George Eliot

Greetings, cosmic children of the universe.
Welcome to my serenity circle.
Please leave all bad vibes outside the healing vortex.
- the movie Shrek the Third (2007)

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx

Is today a day to gather strength from the storm -
a day to to learn life lessons for the next battle?
Or is today a day to sit by the fire
and watch the storm rage outside?
Either way, the storm is just life.
Give thanks for all of Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Stress is always waiting
just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Make a conscious choice to live
a serene and stress-free life.
Stress is always waiting just outside your door
like a vicious wild-dog.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've been amazed at how often those outside the discipline
of design assume that what designers do is decoration.
Good design is problem solving.
- Jeffery Veen


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All that glisters is not gold;
Often have you heard that told.
Many a man his life hath sold
but my outside to behold.
Gilded tombs do worms enfold.
- William Shakespeare

Rather than worrying about the continuous stream of potential threats,
let us give thanks for our blessing of living in the eye-of-the-storm -
our protected refuge from the terrors
of fearsome dangers just outside our lives.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Your visions will become clear only
when you can look into your own heart.
Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

A healthy outside starts from the inside.
- Robert Urich

A man who as a physical being
is always turned toward the outside,
thinking that his happiness lies outside him,
finally turns inward and
discovers that the source is within him.
- Soren Kierkegaard

America will never be destroyed from the outside.
If we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Who looks outside, dreams;
who looks inside, awakes.
- Carl Jung

The interior of the house personifies the private world;
the exterior of it is part of the outside world.
- Stephen Gardiner

Stonehenge was built possibly by the Minoans.
It presents one of man's first attempts to order his
view of the outside world.
- Stephen Gardiner

Each one has to find his peace from within.
And peace to be real must be unaffected by outside circumstances.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung

Seek not outside yourself.
- A Course in Miracles

Many people know so little about what
is beyond their short range of experience.
They look within themselves - and find nothing!
Therefore they conclude that there
is nothing outside themselves either.
- Helen Keller

One of the most tragic things I know about human nature
is that all of us tend to put off living.
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over
the horizon instead of enjoying the roses that are
blooming outside our windows today.
- Dale Carnegie

Outside of the chair, the teapot is the most ubiquitous
and important design element in the domestic environment
and almost everyone who has tackled the world of design
has ended up designing one.
- David McFadden

And finally I twist my heart round again,
so that the bad is on the outside
and the good is on the inside,
and keep on trying to find a way of becoming
what I would so like to be, and could be,
if there weren't any other people living in the world.
- Anne Frank

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy
is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet,
alone with the heavens, nature and God.
Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be.
- Anne Frank

I see no room in holy Scripture for any sexual activity outside of matrimony.
- George Carey

Refusal to believe until proof is given is a rational position;
denial of all outside of our own limited experience is absurd.
- Annie Besant

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns -
outside the door.
- Martin McGuinness

The remoteness of my parents from the schools,
so unfashionable today, was often painful for me,
but I learned early to deal with an outside and sometimes hard world.
- Martin Lewis Perl

My hope is that we continue to nurture the places that we love,
but that we also look outside our immediate worlds.
- Annie Leibovitz

However in countries outside of Japan I think game
music is still a potential growth market that has not
yet developed to the extent that we are seeing in Japan.
- Nobuo Uematsu

I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home.
What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?
- Loretta Young

No nation is so great as to be able to afford,
in the long run, to remain outside an increasingly
universal League of Nations.
- Hjalmar Branting

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie;
all it requires is a great writer and great director
with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
- David Cross

I don't want to be influenced by outside opinion.
- Harold H. Greene

What exists outside is a man's concern;
let no woman give advice; and do no mischief within doors.
- Aeschylus

Most of us believe that we have
been betrayed by someone outside of us -
in other words someone has done something to hurt us,
been dishonest or broken a promise made:
some trust in some concept was broken.
Indeed someone may have taken an action
that took only their needs into consideration,
they may have not followed through on a promise made,
and they may have not told you the truth.
But their actions have nothing to do with you
and have everything to do with them.
That's why no one can do anything TO you.
They can take actions that involve you that you may not like -
according to your point of view.
But you are not a victim, no way, no how.
- Sheri Rosenthal

We need to be more careful, but more compassionate.
We must strike, not deal with terrorists,
but to broaden our understanding of the world outside our borders.
- Ricardo Lagos

There ain't nothing from the outside that can lick any of us.
- Margaret Mitchell

I was saying earlier that it's really strange -
you can almost step outside yourself and observe yourself running,
and that's what I was doing.
- Marcus Allen

Nature is inside art as its content,
not outside as its model.
- Marilyn French

Digital Chocolate has 60% of its developers in Finland
where the sun never sets in the summer and there is
nothing to do outside in the winter,
so we are very productive!
- Trip Hawkins

I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking
outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
- Terry Prachett

However near and dear to you may be your wife,
children, friends, they are not you;
they are outside of you.
- John Buchanan Robinson

With most British actors, it's amazing.
I think they start with the character on the outside and work in.
- Norman Jewison

Fashion is a tool...
to compete in life outside the home.
People like you better, without knowing why,
because people always react well to a person they like the looks of.
- Mary Quant

To live outside the law, you must be honest.
- Bob Dylan

When I was a kid, I remember playing hockey outside and whenever you did,
you thought about playing for Finland vs.
Sweden.
That's just the way it was.
- Teemu Selanne

Like, What is the least often heard sentence in the
English language? That would be:
Say, isn't that the banjo player's Porsche parked outside?
- Jackson Browne

It's a great event to get outside and enjoy nature.
I find it very exciting no matter how many times I see bald eagles.
- Karen Armstrong

I'm coming up on 30.
There are other things that I want to pursue outside of just performing.
- Shannon Miller

In America, you watch TV and think that's totally unreal,
then you step outside and it's just the same.
- Joan Armatrading

As I get older, I get smaller.
I see other parts of the world I didn't see before.
Other points of view.
I see outside myself more.
- Neil Young

I wish that person outside would stop coughing.
- Lee Konitz

Our most widely known scholars have been trained in
universities outside of the South.
- Carter G. Woodson

The dark outside world of Paris under German occupation
exerted a strong containing pressure.
- Gerard Debreu

It was doing very well; it was doing particularly well outside of England.
It was a very big seller for Carlton Television.
But it was getting more and more expensive to do.
- Derek Jacobi

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair,
the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.
- Andy Lau

My private life is perfect.
If your private life and your life outside football is good,
then it is good on the field for you.
- David Beckham

Several million people inside and outside Afghanistan
are destitute and desperately in need of help.
- Lakhdar Brahimi

The view outside was much more important than the exhibits.
- Minoru Yamasaki

I can understand why those primitive desert people
think a camera steals their soul.
It is unnatural to see yourself from the outside.
- Nigella Lawson

Really, at a time when they're debating when and where
a nativity scene can be used,
this is the kind of stuff we need to have out there -
outside of the church.
- John Tesh

Step outside the guidelines of the official umpires
and make your own rules and your own reality.
- Phil Ochs

Colonialism is an idea born in the West that drives Western countries -
like France,
Italy, Belgium, Great Britain - to occupy countries outside of Europe.
- Ahmed Ben Bella

I did.
I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day.
I saw a big furry man outside my window.
It's not funny!
It was real.
- Barry Watson

Japanese traditional architecture is created based on these conditions.
This is the reason you have a very high degree of connection
between the outside and inside in architecture.
- Tadao Ando

I don't know how to sit outside myself and test against
a hypothetical self who stayed home.
- Thom Gunn

I have spent a lot of years on the outside looking in.
- Joseph Barbera

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside,
and I would have consummated a relationship that I
couldn't necessarily believe in.
- Oliver Reed

I wrote a million words in the first year,
and I could never have done that outside of prison.
- Jeffrey Archer

Anything outside marriage seems like freedom and excitement.
- Jeanette Winterson


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