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Funny End World Quotes
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We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world
doesn't mean you are wiser
than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
- Edward R. Murrow

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end.
There's other ways to make money, better jobs.
- Ron Livingston

What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,
the master calls a butterfly.
- Richard Bach


 

If we cannot now end our differences,
at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
- John F. Kennedy

No university in the world has ever risen to greatness
without a correspondingly great library...
When this is no longer true, then will our civilization have come to an end.
- Lawrence Clark Powell

You can have a revolution wherever you like,
except in a government office; even were the world to come to an end,
you'd have to destroy the universe first and then government offices.
- Karel Capek


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Mallarme said that everything in the world exists in order to end in a book.
Today everything exists to end in a photograph.
- Susan Sontag

I want my world to get bigger and not end up in a small corner.
- Sarah Polley

Well in the end the world can crank itself up to sanctions,
as it has with Zimbabwe, another sad case.
- Helen Clark

The world doesn't end just because one thing goes wrong.
- Shelley Duvall

I've learned you can make a mistake and the whole world doesn't end.
I had to learn to allow myself to make a mistake without
becoming defensive and unforgiving.
- Lisa Kudrow

I was born in 1923 into a middle class Jewish family in Vienna,
a few years after the end of World War I,
which was disastrous from the Austrian point of view.
- Walter Kohn

Hence the end of the world should be awaited with all
longing by all believers.
- William Ames

I think the world is filled with so much hype and PR bull.
Frankly, it all comes out in the end.
Good or bad, I'd rather just let our accomplishments
really speak for themselves.
- Bill Ford

Since the end of the Second World War,
our population has more than doubled to 27 million people.
- Kim Campbell

At the end of the '60s, I was trying to enter the world of comics.
- Sergio Aragones

I don't think, until the end, I had read a positive
review of Boy Meets World.
- Will Friedle

I would like to end world hunger and create world peace,
stop corruption, stop drugs getting to kids.
- Kelly Preston

After two world wars, the collapse of fascism,
nazism, communism and colonialism and the end of the cold war,
humanity has entered a new phase of its history.
- Hans Kung

Some say the world will end in fire,
some say in ice.
- Robert Frost

To work without attachment is to work without the expectation
of reward or fear of any punishment in this world or the next.
Work so done is a means to the end, and God is the end.
- Ramakrishna

You can't do the end of the world in a conventionally
dramatic way or Boy Meets Girl way.
- Terry Southern

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It is already tomorrow in Australia.
- Charles M. Schulz

Shall we ever see the 10 million things of the universe
simultaneously in order to be the all? I am convinced
that to live is to travel towards the world's end.
- Ella Maillart

What have we achieved since the end of the Second World
War? We have allowed petty,
bourgeois regimes in which everything is average,
mediocre.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

Bottoms in the investment world don't end with four-year lows;
they end with 10-
or 15-year lows.
- Jim Rogers

Remember, we know the end of the story of World War II and the Cold War.
But day by day, living in fear of the Nazis and then in fear of the Soviets,
the outcome was by no means certain.
- Kit Bond

We experienced similiar fears in the 1880s,
at the end of World War I and II.
And we ran out in the 1970s.
- Daniel Yergin

The individual who can do something that the world wants done will,
in the end, make his way regardless of his race.
- Booker T. Washington

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end,
it wouldn't be a bad thing.
- Peter Lynch

I try to look at this music career thing as the means to an end.
And really, at the end of it, I see myself on a sailboat,
sailing off the edge of the world.
- Michelle Shocked

And I thought my loss my loss was not,
certainly, the end of the world, but to lessen the
enthusiasm of those young people who were signed up,
I thought that was tragic.
- Birch Bayh

No man should bring children into the world who is
unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.
- Plato

Language should find itself in the physical world,
and not end up locked in an idea in somebody's head.
- Robert Smithson

At the end of the day, there is no doubt that the unique
spirit embodied by this country has worked,
not just to make the world safer, but to make it better.
- Armstrong Williams

Everything in the world exists to end up in a book.
- Hosea Ballou

I like to travel.
I will be in Banff next year.
I would like to make a series of DVDs at Banff.
I won't talk about where they will end up...
just not in the media art world.
- Francesca da Rimini

Carl took on the military-industrial complex.
He campaigned around the world for an end to the production
of weapons of mass destruction.
To him it was a perversion of science.
- Ann Druyan

The world may end up under a Sword of Damocles on a
tightrope over the abyss.
- Andrei A. Gromyko

The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief
in injustice and tragedy.
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,
the Master calls the butterfly.
- Richard Bach

And then 45 years later, as I finished my career in
the great city of Cleveland,
that was another great way to end my career,
going to the World Series.
- Dave Winfield

Climatologists are all agreed that we'd be lucky to
see the end of this century without the world being
a totally different place,
and being 8 or 9 degrees hotter on average.
- James Lovelock

The words that a father speaks to his children in the
privacy of home are not heard by the world,
but, as in whispering galleries, they are clearly heard at the end,
and by posterity.
- Jean Paul

Avoid the world, it's just a lot of dust and drag and
means nothing in the end.
- Jack Kerouac

The child must know that he is a miracle,
that since the beginning of the world there hasn't been,
and until the end of the world there will not be,
another child like him.
- Pablo Casals

Somewhere out there the world must have an end.
- Wislawa Szymborska

It took us 50 months in Germany, post World War II
to go from the end of the war to a national election.
- Frank Carlucci

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round.
Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision.
- James Thurber

Nuclear arms is pretty scary because that could end the world.
I'm more interested in that stuff than I am Bill Clinton.
I mean, I think Bill Clinton is a good president.
- Stephen Dorff

Germany is an economic giant but a political midget,
and with the end of the Cold War she has started to
muscle her presence throughout Europe and the world.
- Christo

I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions.
He said don't worry it's not the end of the world.
- Jay London

After the end of the Second World War it was a categorical
imperative for us to declare that we renounced war
forever in a central article of the new Constitution.
- Kenzaburo Oe

The world was like a huge red carpet out ahead of me to be walked on.
And it stretched on and on, no end.
- Elia Kazan

The 20th century taught us how far unbridled evil can
and will go when the world fails to confront it.
It is time that we heed the lessons of the 20th century
and stand up to these murderers.
It is time that we end genocide in the 21st century.
- Allyson Schwartz

The world intrudes in my brain daily.
Since my brain is dripping with all kinds of stuff
that's out there in the world,
that I can't seem to be able to shut out,
it has to end up being in my work as well.
- Eric Bogosian

There will be no end to the troubles of states,
or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world,
or till those we now call kings and rulers really and
truly become philosophers,
and political power and philosophy thus come into the same hands.
- Plato

There must be a world revolution which puts an end
to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from
performing her natural role in life and driving her
to carry out man's duties in order to be equal in rights.
- Muammar al-Gaddafi

We wanted Nike to be the world's best sports and fitness company.
Once you say that, you have a focus.
You don't end up making wing tips or sponsoring the
next Rolling Stones world tour.
- Philip Knight

The international order established at the end of World
War II could certainly have been worse.
However, this order did contain certain factors which
bore within them the seeds of instability.
- Eisaku Sato

Not just in commerce but in the world of ideas too
our age is putting on a veritable clearance sale.
Everything can be had so dirt cheap that one begins
to wonder whether in the end anyone will want to make a bid.
- Soren Kierkegaard

There must be a punitive expedition against the Jews in Russia,
a punitive expedition which will expect:
death sentence and execution.
Then the world will see the end of the Jews is also the end of Bolshevism.
- Julius Streicher

The presentations and conceptions of the average man
of the world are formed and dominated,
not by the full and pure desire for knowledge as an end in itself,
but by the struggle to adapt himself favourably to the conditions of life.
- Ernst Mach

In the Europe which was created by the Second World War,
divided into two blocks, each in need of a revolution
that would end the abuses and injustices of capitalism
and the privileges of a bureaucratic caste,
collective faith does not exist.
- Juan Goytisolo

The acts of the human race on the world's stage have
doubtless a coherent unity,
but the meaning of the vast tragedy enacted will be
visible only to the eye of God,
until the end, which will reveal it perhaps to the last man.
- Alfred de Vigny

I just got to hear every note.
After I left Birdland, I started working at the Jazz Gallery.
In the end, I still couldn't play, but I knew how to listen.
I was probably the world's best listener.
- Carla Bley

I am confident that in the end freedom and democracy
will prevail over terror and tyranny.
We will win this war on terror - and when we do Americans,
the British, Iraqis, and people around the world will be more secure.
- Doc Hastings

If Iran becomes a nuclear weapon state it is the end
of non-proliferation as we know it.
If Iran gets a nuclear weapon you are likely to see Saudi,
Egypt and other countries follow suit and we will bequeath
to the next generation a nuclear arms race in the world's most unstable region.
- Liam Fox

Fundamentalism as it is called is not confined to the Muslim world.
It is something that we have seen in different parts of the world.
Let us hope that a dialogue between the followers of
the three great monotheistic religions could help in putting an end to this.
- King Hussein I

The world hates us, but the bottom line is we're gonna
have to show the world why they hate us by bombing
the hell out of some people that have been hurting us.
That's all.
That's the end of it.
- Jimmie Walker

Every person should have their escape route planned.
I think everyone has an apocalypse fantasy,
what would I do in the event of the end of the world,
and we just basically - me and Nick -
said what would we do,
where would we head?
- Simon Pegg


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