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Funny Charm Quotes
Funny Quotes about Charm

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Washington is a city of
Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
- John F. Kennedy

We live in a wonderful world that is
full of beauty, charm and adventure.
There is no end to the adventures that we can have
if only we seek them with our eyes open.
- Jawaharlal Nehru

The best of a book is not the thought which it contains,
but the thought which it suggests;
just as the charm of music dwells not in the tones
but in the echoes of our hearts.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music is a moral law.
It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind,
flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
- Plato


 

Remote villages and communities have lost their identity,
and their peace and charm have been sacrificed to that worst of abominations,
the automobile.
- James Norman Hall

A woman has to be intelligent, have charm,
a sense of humor, and be kind.
It's the same qualities I require from a man.
- Catherine Deneuve

May God grant you always...
A sunbeam to warm you,
a moonbeam to charm you,
a sheltering Angel so nothing can harm you.
Laughter to you.
Faithful friends near you.
And whenever you pray,
Heaven to hear you.
- Irish Blessing


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A really plain woman is one who, however beautiful,
neglects to charm.
- Edgar Saltus

There's no secret to working with kids.
They either charm you and you can work with them,
or they don't charm you and you feel you're stuck with them.
- Jerome Robbins

As we celebrate President Reagan's remarkable career and historic legacy,
we also celebrate a man of strong character,
deep conviction, unforgettable charm,
and wonderful wit.
- Jim Ramstad

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
- Albert Camus

The charm of fame is so great that we like every object to which it is attached,
even death.
- Blaise Pascal

'Charm' - which means the power to effect work without employing brute force -
is indispensable to women.
Charm is a woman's strength just as strength is a man's charm.
- Henry Ellis

No siren did ever so charm the ear of the listener
as the listening ear has charmed the soul of the siren.
- Henry Taylor

A man of such obvious and exemplary charm must be a liar.
- Anita Brookner

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
- Pliny the Elder

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what
is elusive but attainable,
a perpetual series of occasions for hope.
- John Buchan

I want peace.
I want to see if somewhere there isn't something left
in life of charm and grace.
- Margaret Mitchell

Charm is a product of the unexpected.
- Jose Marti

Alan Ginsberg was fabulous.
The man is so filled with energy.
He's 65 years old and he's just loaded with energy
and charm and wit and his mind is constantly racing.
- Ray Manzarek

When lovely woman stoops to folly, and finds too late that men betray,
what charm can soothe her melancholy,
what art can wash her guilt away?
- Oliver Goldsmith

Here is everything which can lay hold of the eye,
ear and imagination - everything which can charm and
bewitch the simple and ignorant.
I wonder how Luther ever broke the spell.
- John Adams

Charm, in most men and nearly all women,
is a decoration.
- E. M. Forster

Power without abuse loses its charm.
- Paul Valery

Beloved, till life can charm no more;
And mourned,
till Pity's self be dead.
- William Collins

Charm is a glow within a woman that casts a most becoming light on others.
- John Mason Brown

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer
'yes' without having asked any clear question.
- Albert Camus

Also, it's risky to try to duplicate earlier success.
Magician had a certain charm to it, mostly due to my
choice of lead characters,
that I would be hard put to duplicate.
- Raymond E. Feist

Everything has been homogenized.
Over time, with television and jet travel,
everybody has blended together.
Some of our wonderful charm has been lost.
- Bruce Paltrow

Modesty is the gentle art of enhancing your charm by
pretending not to be aware of it.
- Oliver Herford

There is a lust in man no charm can tame:
Of loudly publishing his neighbor's shame:
On eagles wings immortal scandals fly,
while virtuous actions are born and die.
- William Harvey

What is the use of theorizing as to wherein lies the charm that moves us?
- Alfred de Vigny

Charm is the quality in others, that makes us more
satisfied with ourselves.
- Henri Frederic Amiel

Age, like distance lends a double charm.
- Oliver Herford

Part of the charm of what I do is the fact that it's
completely unrelated to everything that came before.
- Lydia Lunch

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds.
I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
- Erma Bombeck

Reservoir Dogs is a small film, and part of its charm
was that it was a small film.
I'd probably make it for $3 million now so I'd have more breathing room.
- Quentin Tarantino

Charm them with your presence as soon as they look at you.
- Anna Held

Charm is the ability to make someone else think that
both of you are pretty wonderful.
- Kathleen Winsor

I succeeded on sort of chutzpah and charm.
No technique at all, didn't know what I was doing,
but it worked and the character suited me.
- Jeremy Irons

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that,
from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different.
- Aldous Huxley

There's a difference between beauty and charm.
A beautiful woman is one I notice.
A charming woman is one who notices me.
- John Erskine

Charming people live up to the very edge of their charm,
and behave as outrageously as the world lets them.
- Logan P. Smith

There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament.
- Henry Van Dyke

Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well,
but what you need today is Charm.
Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to,
I'll develop my radio personality.
- Gracie Allen

Things forbidden have a secret charm.
- Tacitus

I've worked with leading men so worried about losing
their charm that they were always winking to the audience.
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

One thing above all gives charm to men's thoughts,
and this is unrest.
A mind that is not uneasy irritates and bores me.
- Anatole France

I keep a lucky red rag in my pocket when I bat,
which has been a good luck charm for a few years.
- Steve Waugh

Americans like the British kind of quirkiness and the strange accent.
They find it kind of cute or something,
with a certain charm.
- Nick Park

Time's stern tide, with cold Oblivion's wave,
Shall soon dissolve each fair, each fading charm.
- Anna Seward

Brevity is a great charm of eloquence.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Riches have never fascinated me, unless combined with
the greatest charm or distinction.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart.
- Jane Austen

Only actions give life strength; only moderation gives it charm.
- Jean Paul

I'm not sure I can explain the nature of Jack Kennedy's charm,
but he took life just as it came.
- Gene Tierney

One mustn't look at the abyss, because there is at
the bottom an inexpressible charm which attracts us.
- Gustave Flaubert

The rarest of all things in American life is charm.
We spend billions every year manufacturing fake charm
that goes under the heading of public relations.
Without it, America would be grim indeed.
- Anita Loos

The shows are either 11 or 22 minutes and they move pretty quickly,
and that's part of the charm of them -
so it was just trying to keep that in mind and keep
the energy of the story moving,
even though we were dealing with a longer format.
- Craig McCracken

Bjorn was a different breed, I threw my best material at him,
but he would never smile, but that added to the charm
when he played me and Mac.
We were going nuts and losing our mind and he was sitting
back like he was on a Sunday stroll.
- Jimmy Connors

It's a very difficult thing losing a parent,
but I think there's an added complication for me,
because he was so well-loved and he had this very open
charm that made people feel they had a personal relationship with him.
- Kate Beckinsale

The great charm and comfort of the system is,
that its affects are palpable within a week of trial,
which creates a natural stimulus to persevere for few weeks more,
when the fact becomes established beyond question.
- William Banting

The name of Jesus, like a secret charm,
awakened similar emotions in the hearts of all the converts,
and called immediately into action every feeling of moral loveliness,
and every desire of dutiful obedience,
which constitute Christian purity.
- John Strachan

First, there is the bare beauty of the logs themselves
with their long lines and firm curves.
Then there is the open charm felt of the structural
features which are not hidden under plaster and ornament,
but are clearly revealed, a charm felt in Japanese architecture.
- Gustav Stickley

Early in the morning, I fell in love with the girl
that later on became my wife.
At that time, we were so naive.
I wanted to charm her, so I read her Capital by Marx.
I thought somehow she would be convinced by the strength
of his criticism about capital.
- Shimon Peres

God gave us faculties for our use; each of them will
receive its proper reward.
Then do not let us try to charm them to sleep,
but permit them to do their work until divinely called to something higher.
- Saint Teresa of Avila

You have a good many little gifts and virtues,
but there is no need of parading them,
for conceit spoils the finest genius.
There is not much danger that real talent or goodness will be overlooked long,
and the great charm of all power is modesty.
- Louisa May Alcott

And my father was a comic.
He could play any musical instrument.
He loved to perform.
He was a wonderfully comedic character.
He had the ability to dance and sing and charm and analyze poetry.
- Lynn Johnston

The land of literature is a fairy land to those who view it at a distance,
but, like all other landscapes, the charm fades on a nearer approach,
and the thorns and briars become visible.
- Washington Irving

I find that acrylics dry very fast -
which is supposed to be its charm; however,
I find that because of that quality they don't blend as nicely as the oils.
The oils, for one thing, are softer and more flexible than the acrylics.
Also, the colors are brighter with oils.
- Boris Vallejo

Nevertheless the passions, whether violent or not,
should never be so expressed as to reach the point of causing disgust;
and music,
even in situations of the greatest horror,
should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it,
and thereby always remain music.
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


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