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Funny Careers Quotes
Funny Quotes about Careers

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Careers and relationships also have their cycles
of birth, growth, and death -
to be followed by rebirth and the renewal of the cycle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do more than is required.
What is the distance between someone who achieves their
goals consistently and those who spend their lives
and careers merely following? The extra mile.
- Gary Ryan Blair

It was pretty frightening because as we all know,
when large, famous groups breakup, a lot of the members
don't survive in solo careers.
- Don Henley

Careers don't seem to be built up in the same way as they were in the 80s.
- Kim Wilde


 

Movie stars have careers - actors work,
and then they don't work, and then they work again.
- Frances McDormand

Careers can disappear just as quickly as they're made,
so I'm in no hurry.
- Jason Mraz

People don't choose their careers; they are engulfed by them.
- John Dos Passos


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Comparing in the past years, Tamyra Gray and everyone
else that didn't win but their careers are doing well.
- LaToya London

It's about finding great artists and being part of their careers.
- Kenneth Edmonds

The secret of long life is double careers.
One to about age sixty, then another for the next thirty years.
- David Ogilvy

But when it became an international hoopla where careers
lived and died on whether or not you did or didn't get an Oscar,
then it got out of hand.
- George C. Scott

Catholic school graduates exhibit a wide variety of
qualities that will not only help them in their careers
but also in their family and community lives.
- Joe Baca

I think now what you're seeing is guys that are in
the peaks of their careers anywhere from 27 to 35 years old,
seems to be when they play their best hockey.
- Mark Messier

Very few of the great leaders ever get through their careers without failing,
sometimes dramatically.
- Phil Crosby

In politics there are some candidates who use change
to promote their careers,
and then there are those like John McCain who use their
careers to promote change.
- Sarah Palin

I never wanted to separate from either wife.
It was accumulated stress.
We had virtually no time to ourselves.
After politics we were both working very hard to establish new careers.
- John Hewson

Education can lift individuals out of poverty and into rewarding careers.
- Christine Gregoire

At the end of our NASA careers, no one had a place for us in the military.
- Wally Schirra

Conductors' careers are made for the most part with 'Romantic' music.
'Classic' music eliminates the conductor;
we do not remember him in it.
- Igor Stravinsky

Careers in virtually all academic disciplines are fostered
by being a superstar who knows more about one subject
than anyone else in the world.
- Philip Zimbardo

I am still learning every day not to watch other people's careers and compare.
- Joely Fisher

I look at the kids coming out of Yale.
They are so intelligent with their careers.
I wish I had that.
- Dianne Wiest

Community colleges play an important role in helping
people transition between careers by providing the
retooling they need to take on a new career.
- Barack Obama

The mission for the day is to encourage students to
think beyond traditional career opportunities,
prepare for future careers and entrance into the workplace.
- Allen Tate

When I hit 11 so did the careers of Dylan and the Stones.
A year later it was the Who and the Kinks.
- Bob Geldof

I've only been making records since 1991.
When you look at the long-standing careers of people like Joni,
it's not very long!
- Sheryl Crow

Our perception of songs that we've written...
the meaning changes from day to day...
to whatever stage we're at in our life and careers.
- Layne Staley

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs,
Giants or Yankees.
They just can't help it.
- Dizzy Dean

This is a great time in our lives and careers.
- Nick Lachey

Your relationship with an agent has got to be mutually beneficial.
If you can't help their careers, then they're not going to be interested.
- David Steinberg

Some people are really good at maneuvering their careers
and images and I'm not one of those people.
- Sheryl Crow

I respect people who can do both careers,
like Will Smith and a couple of other people who have done it,
but I just don't know when they sleep.
- Val Kilmer

Obstacles are necessary for success because in selling,
as in all careers of importance, victory comes only
after many struggles and countless defeats.
- Og Mandino

I do think that, for instance, we've been very lucky
to have theatrical careers and be associated with Shakespeare
which sometimes gives you a kind of bogus kudos.
- Kenneth Branagh

You know, no one steered people's careers in those days,
I don't think, like they do today.
- Wanda Jackson

Artists speak the truth to the public without fear
of retribution or damage to their careers.
- Ron Silver

I don't believe in careers.
I believe in work.
I'm not interested in some 'big picture that would be really good for me'.
- Debra Winger

The coolest thing is that my sister and I,
you know, we've done what a lot of people have not been able to do.
Which is to have our own careers, together.
- Tia Mowry

I think that gravity sets into everything,
including careers, but pendulums do swing and mountains
do become valleys after a while...
if you keep on walking.
- Sylvester Stallone

I remember going to my school careers advisor and asked
about jobs that required scuba divers.
It was a phase.
- Paul Putner

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason
that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers;
not enough women have the time for careers.
- Dorothy Fields

The best careers advice to give to the young is 'Find
out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'
- Katherine Whitehorn

Certainly there have been better actors than me who have had no careers.
Why? I don't know.
- Richard Gere

If anyone can figure out how to balance my celebrity
and my dual careers in music and film,
it's me.
I don't feel frightened; I feel challenged.
- Jennifer Lopez

We go through our careers and things happen to us.
Those experiences made me what I am.
- Thomas Keller

Careers are defined by four minutes on the ice and
lives can change forever,
emotionally and financially.
- John Zimmerman

If they were starting their careers today,
Rockwell and Picasso would probably both be painting on black velvet.
- Brad Holland

We want to make sure our athletes have a future once
their athletics careers are over.
- Alberto Juantorena

Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on time.
The trick is to always keep the engine running.
- Gary Sinise

I know at the beginning of our careers,
my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.
- Barry Mann

I have done things politically, and I've been running
a business at the same time,
but I sort of joke that to some extent I do more than
most legislators have done in their whole careers,
and I've been doing it as a part-time job.
- Craig Benson

The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine,
and it's probably a good thing.
We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds.
Some of the professionals are bad enough.
- Andy Rooney

Many of our nation's great leaders began their careers at a service academy.
I encourage anyone interested in a rewarding college
experience or military career to apply as soon as possible.
- Chris Cannon

There are people who appear in the magazines and I don't know who they are.
I've never seen anything they've done and their careers are over already.
They're famous for maybe 10 minutes.
Real careers, I think, take a long time to unfold.
- Matt Damon

The purpose of the ADA was to provide clear and comprehensive
national standards to eliminate discrimination against
individuals with disabilities.
As a result, individuals with disabilities are now
able to live in their homes and have access to new careers.
- Jim Ramstad

As a reward of their clean living and good habits these
great stars have been able to withstand the rigorous
test of stamina and physical exertion and have thus
successfully extended their most remarkable careers
over a period of many strenuous years.
- Major Taylor

The music industry is a strange combination of having
real and intangible assets:
pop bands are brand names in themselves,
and at a given stage in their careers their name alone
can practically gaurantee hit records.
- Richard Branson

There are two types of courage involved with what I did.
When it comes to picking up a rifle,
millions of people are capable of doing that,
as we see in Iraq or Vietnam.
But when it comes to risking their careers,
or risking being invited to lunch by the establishment,
it turns out that's remarkably rare.
- Daniel Ellsberg

Theater in Chicago will always be my first love.
It started careers for me and about 50 of my friends.
We all love coming back.
As soon as the TV show is over, I'll be back in Chicago,
doing live theater.
- William Petersen

Models now need to promote themselves,
think like businesswomen and diversify their careers by doing other things.
Chances are very slim that a mere model will become a household name today.
- Tyra Banks

Through this additional support, we must renew our
commitment to provide talented young people with the
opportunity to build scientific careers based on their curiosity,
the same opportunity that was provided to me when I began my work.
- Kenneth G. Wilson

I'm a character actress, plain and simple...
Who can worry about a career? Have a life.
Movie stars have careers - actors work,
and then they don't work, and then they work again.
- Frances McDormand

By the time I entered college, I had decided not to have children,
a decision that was never regretted.
Accordingly, I was careful to court only girls who
wanted to have professional careers.
- Donald Cram

The only people who have control over their careers
are the ones you see on the covers of magazines.
Everyone else is just plodding along making a living.
The key is not to live over your means and overdo it.
- Adam Baldwin

My mom is two people to me.
She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most
comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub
that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
- Pauly Shore

My greatest reward is knowing for certain,
as I do with many other acts and artistes,
that without Jonathan King being alive and involved,
Genesis would not exist, and the guys would have had careers as intended -
as accountants and lawyers!
- Jonathan King

All of the sudden the audiences started getting younger
and the spread of the attendance was really wide.
I think it's as a result of the records selling more
that they started following our careers.
- John Cale

I have three girls, and I say the same thing to them.
I'm not involved in their careers because I've learned
that it's important for them to stand on their own two feet.
They'll feel better and prouder of themselves if they do.
- Diana Ross

It is extremely unlikely that anyone coming out of
school with a technical degree will go into one area and stay there.
Today's students have to look forward to the excitement
of probably having three or four careers.
- Gordon Moore

Not taboo - it's just that straight actors still risk
their careers commercially and economically.
They have to please the crowd - they're movie stars;
their image is their industry.
It goes beyond acting.
- Ang Lee

We are all trying to balance our careers and children
and give as much of ourselves and our time to them.
You work and have a husband, and projects,
and friends.
It is a balancing act.
- Kelly Preston


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