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Funny Growth Quotes
Funny Quotes about Growth

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I can't go back to yesterday -
because I was a different person then.
- Lewis Carroll

Everyone who got where he is,
had to begin where he was.
- Richard L. Evans

Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy PHOTO

Careers and relationships also have their cycles
of birth, growth, and death -
to be followed by rebirth and the renewal of the cycle.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

We cannot expect that all nations will adopt like systems,
for conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth.
- John F. Kennedy

Education is a social process.
Education is growth.
Education is, not a preparation for life;
education is life itself.
- John Dewey

Intellectual growth should commence at birth
and cease only at death.
- Albert Einstein


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We work with the people not out of pity
but out of respect for their potential for growth and development,
both as individuals and as communities.
- Jimmy Yen

True friendship is a plant of slow growth.
- George Washington

We do not grow absolutely, chronologically.
We grow sometimes in one dimension, and not in another, unevenly.
We grow partially. We are relative.
We are mature in one realm, childish in another.
- Anais Nin

Love dies only when growth stops.
- Pearl S. Buck

The key to growth is the introduction of
higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
- Lao Tzu

Loving, hating, having expectations:
all these are attachments.
Attachment prevents the growth of one's true being.
- Lao Tzu

A man's growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Infinite growth of material consumption in a finite
world is an impossibility.
- E. F. Schumacher

This generation has given up on growth.
They're just hoping for survival.
- Penelope Spheeris

There are no great limits to growth because there are
no limits of human intelligence,
imagination, and wonder.
- Ronald Reagan

Intolerance is itself a form of violence
and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Increase of material comforts,
it may be generally laid down,
does not in any way whatsoever
conduce to moral growth.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We learned that economic growth and environmental protection
can and should go hand in hand.
- Christopher Dodd

All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward.
- Ellen Glasgow

If we spend the time we waste in sighing
for the perfect golden fruit
in fulfilling the conditions of its growth,
happiness will come, must come.
It is guaranteed in the very laws of the universe.
If it involves some chastening and renunciation, well,
the fruit will be all the sweeter for this touch of holiness.
- Helen Keller

As sure as the spring will follow the winter,
prosperity and economic growth will follow recession.
- Bo Bennett

True friendship is a plant of slow growth,
and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity
before it is entitled to the appellation.
- George Washington

The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things
to worry about from Science,
along with behaviour control, genetic engineering,
transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained
growth of plastic flowers.
- Lewis Thomas

The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions,
the mobility and flow of risk capital...
the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital,
and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy.
- John F. Kennedy

Look at growth, look at how much time people spend
on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing.
It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by
the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.
- Meg Whitman

We're focused on doing the things that make the economy perform well,
and as you do that, reduce deficits,
for one,
very important; secondly, keep growth rates high,
very important.
- John W. Snow

The bottom line is that the death tax is a tax on the
economy because it slows economic growth.
- Todd Tiahrt

Many a genius has been slow of growth.
Oaks that flourish for a thousand years do not spring
up into beauty like a reed.
- George Henry Lewes

In our work and in our living, we must recognize that
difference is a reason for celebration and growth,
rather than a reason for destruction.
- Audre Lorde

Growth is a spiral process, doubling back on itself,
reassessing and regrouping.
- Julia Margaret Cameron

For America's economic future to remain prosperous,
we must encourage pro-growth policies so that we continue
to be the leader in innovation and entrepreneurship.
- John Ensign

Liberty, when it begins to take root,
is a plant of rapid growth.
- George Washington

Technological innovation is indeed important to economic
growth and the enhancement of human possibilities.
- Leon Kass

Not only does the proportion of the poor increase with the growth of the city,
but their condition becomes more wretched.
- Josiah Strong

Women are the engine driving the growth in California's economy.
Women make California's economy unique.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

We not only romanticize the future; we have also made
it into a growth industry,
a parlor game and a disaster movie all at the same time.
- Eugene Kennedy

The individual organs follow the same pattern as the whole organism,
i.e.
they have their period of growth, of stationary,
maximum activity and then of aging decline.
- Wilhelm Ostwald

I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.
- Britney Spears

Eight shows a week is daunting, and it can be terrifying.
But it just instills such a sense of confidence and growth.
- Brooke Shields

Well, WorldCom's growth exploded in the Clinton years,
there's no question, there's no disputing that.
- Don Nickles

Nothing the desert produces expresses it better than
the unhappy growth of the tree yuccas.
- Mary Austin

Growth is never by mere chance; it is the result of forces working together.
- James Cash Penney

Globalization presumes sustained economic growth.
Otherwise, the process loses its economic benefits and political support.
- Paul Samuelson

Continuing economic growth requires both recruitment
of new companies and expansion of existing businesses.
- Phil Bredesen

Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing
nor that but simply growth,
We are happy when we are growing.
- William Butler Yeats

A finite world can support only a finite population;
therefore,
population growth must eventually equal zero.
- Garrett Hardin

It seems true that the growth of science and secularism
made organized Christianity feel under threat.
- Mary Douglas

I take great pride in having been able to overcome
the Asian financial crisis and seeking the opportunities
available to bring about an unprecedented growth in the economy.
- Zhu Rongji

More than ever, we as parents and a nation must do
something about the growth of obesity in our children.
We must do more than just talk, we must be concerned enough to act.
- Lee Haney

Some of the analysts were saying, Now you're a cash cow,
there's no growth at all, pay it all out in dividends,
give me it all, you can't invest wisely.
- Jim Cantalupo

The rate of population growth in the United States
is slightly below that required to reproduce itself.
- Emanuel Celler

Problems do not go away.
They must be worked through or else they remain,
forever a barrier to the growth and development of the spirit.
- M. Scott Peck

Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
- Napoleon Hill

One cannot have economic growth without security.
- John Bruton

We need 4 hugs a day for survival.
We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance.
We need 12 hugs a day for growth.
- Virginia Satir

I think the most beautiful thing is that we're not
parting because there were problems.
We're parting because we're celebrating each others' growth.
- Kelly Rowland

Only after I faced the unhappiness of my first marriage
did I start on the path of personal growth.
- Judith Wright

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible
for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
- Ronald Reagan

Our language is the reflection of ourselves.
A language is an exact reflection of the character
and growth of its speakers.
- Cesar Chavez

We have been restraining the growth of the cost of education-that is,
tuition, room and board-to be within approximately
one and a half percentage points of the consumer price index.
- Charles Vest

Time and again we have learned that the best way to
achieve growth and create jobs is for hardworking people
to keep more of their own money in their own pockets.
- Chris Chocola

The most fatal illusion is the narrow point of view.
Since life is growth and motion, a fixed point of view
kills anybody who has one.
- Brooks Atkinson

In some ways, with the security challenges this country has faced,
we have had to put in rules and regulations for business
to be able to sustain their growth and create jobs.
- Wayne Allard

I'd like to see an arrested growth of development.
You can't stop it, but it's important we do something
about the developers having the upper hand.
- John Murray

It is a rare privilege to watch the birth,
growth, and first feeble struggles of a living mind;
this privilege is mine.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

Government is not the generator of economic growth;
working people are.
- Phil Gramm

Growth as an actor and as a human being are synonymous.
- Tom Oppenheim

Where there is age there is evolution,
where there is life there is growth.
- Anjelica Huston

I'm really looking forward to, not more of the same,
but a continual growth.
- Ben Harper


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