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It has always been a mystery to me
how men can feel themselves honored
by the humiliation of their fellow beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother
rather than all major credit cards.
- Robert Orben
No person was ever honored for what he received.
Honor has been the reward for what he gave.
- Calvin Coolidge
I am Honored that Spirit has chosen to create ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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I am so honored that the Power of the Universe
has chosen for me to be ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
The career of a sage is of two kinds:
He is either honored by all in the world,
Like a flower waving its head,
Or else he disappears into the silent forest.
- Lao Tzu
Demand, and my answer is NO.
Ask gently, and I am honored to serve.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I am a unique expression
of the universal fabric of creation;
I am that I am that I am.
In the eternity of all creation,
I am the only ME that ever will be;
and I am so honored that the Power of the Universe
has chosen for me to be ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Self confident independent thinker -
sounds like the makings of a hero.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is our choices ... that show what we truly are,
far more than our abilities.
- J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets)
Nearly all men can stand adversity,
but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
- Abraham Lincoln
Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland
You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Honor tradition AND question tradition.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If you fear making anyone mad,
then you ultimately probe for
the lowest common denominator of human achievement.
- Jimmy Carter
The greatest way to live with honor in this world
is to be what we pretend to be.
- Socrates
The man who is dissatisfied with himself, what can he do?
- Henry David Thoreau
Honor diversity in all seasons.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Who sows virtue reaps honor.
- Leonardo da Vinci
We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men
who walked through the huts comforting others,
giving away their last piece of bread...
They offer sufficient proof that everything
can be taken from a man but one thing:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances,
to choose one's own way.
- Viktor E. Frankl
Reputation is what other people know about you.
Honor is what you know about yourself.
- Lois McMaster Bujold
Honor, Forgiveness, Gratitude, Choice,
Vision, Action, Celebration, Unity -
The Values of an Inspired Life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
I grant myself the Honor of being ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Honor your being,
Release each and every struggle,
Gather strength from life's storms,
Relax into the arms of spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To live a creative life
we must lose our fear of being wrong.
- Joseph Chilton Pearce
Ninety-nine percent of who you are
is invisible and untouchable.
- R. Buckminster Fuller
If a man is called to be a street sweeper,
he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted,
or Beethoven composed music, or Shakespeare wrote poetry.
He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts
of heaven and earth will pause to say,
here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Whatever your life's work is, do it well.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When one has nothing to lose, one becomes courageous.
We are timid only when
there is something we can still cling to.
- Carlos Castaneda
I'm so glad I never feel important, it does complicate life!
- Eleanor Roosevelt
All endeavors which are directed to a purely worldly end,
contain within themselves the seeds of their own corruption.
- Theodore H. White
Necessity never made a good bargain.
- Benjamin Franklin
Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters
cannot be trusted in large ones either.
- Albert Einstein
Never do anything against conscience
even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein
If a man loses pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Let him step to the music which he hears,
however measured or far away.
- Henry David Thoreau
The way to develop self-confidence
is to do the thing you fear
and get a record of successful experiences behind you.
- William Jennings Bryan
The law of sacrifice is uniform throughout the world.
To be effective it demands the sacrifice
of the bravest and the most spotless.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
You are a magnificent gift to the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
You will become as small as your controlling desire;
as great as your dominant aspiration.
- James Allen
If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated?
- Henry David Thoreau
The moment there is suspicion about a person's motives,
everything he does becomes tainted.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi
To love someone deeply gives you strength.
Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
- Lao Tzu
If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb
When the tempest rages, when the thunders roar,
and the lightnings blaze around us
it is then that the truly brave man stands firm at his post.
- Luther Martin
When you are impeccable, you take
responsibility for your actions,
but you do not judge or blame yourself.
- don Miguel Ruiz
If a man loses his reverence for any part of life,
he will lose his reverence for all of life.
- Albert Schweitzer
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
- Joseph Campbell
We should distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau
Lend yourself to others, but give yourself to yourself.
- Michel de Montaigne
When we come into the present,
we begin to feel the life around us again,
but we also encounter whatever we have been avoiding.
We must have the courage to face whatever is present -
our pain, our desires, our grief,
our loss, our secret hopes our love -
everything that moves us most deeply.
- Jack Kornfield
Sometimes it is better to lose
and do the right thing
than to win and do the wrong thing.
- Tony Blair
I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know:
the only ones among you who will be really happy
are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer
The best way to cheer yourself
is to try to cheer someone else up.
- Mark Twain
We tell lies, yet it is easy to show that lying is immoral.
- Epictetus
The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better
to displease the people by doing what you know is right,
than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
- William J. H. Boetcker
Never bend your head. Always hold it high.
Look the world straight in the eye.
- Helen Keller
The highest reward for a person's toil
is not what they get for it,
but what they become by it.
- John Ruskin
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- George S. Patton
The Four Agreements
1.Be impeccable with your word.
2.Don't take anything personally.
3.Don't make assumptions.
4.Always do your best.
- don Miguel Ruiz
The higher the sun rises, the less shadow it casts;
even so, the greater is the goodness, the less it covets praise;
yet cannot avoid its rewards in honors.
- Lao Tzu
The reason why men do not obey us,
is because they see the mud at the bottom of our eye.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The glue that holds all relationships together -
including the relationship between; the leader and the led
is trust, and trust is based on integrity.
- Brian Tracy
Smiling away your troubles requires
a clear conscience that harbors no insincerity.
- Paramahansa Yogananda
If a man does not keep pace with his companions,
perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
- Henry David Thoreau
When you are content to be simply yourself
and don't compare or compete,
everybody will respect you.
- Lao Tzu
If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford
Don't live your life to please other people.
- Oprah Winfrey
When we quit thinking primarily about ourselves
and our own self-preservation,
we undergo a truly heroic transformation of consciousness.
- Joseph Campbell
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe,
deserves your love and affection.
- The Buddha
Today is a day to honor other cultures.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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