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Funny Quotes about Blindness

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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because
we don't know how to replenish its source.
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals.
It dies of illness and wounds;
it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.
- Anais Nin

Recognizing my blindness is the first step
toward regaining my sight.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

This same habitual blindness to spiritual,
substantive dimensions of every significant challenge
continues to handicap Hollywood.
- Michael Medved

What you lose in blindness is the space around you,
the place where you are, and without that you might not exist.
You could be nowhere at all.
- Barbara Kingsolver


 

I am unjust, but I can strive for justice.
My life's unkind, but I can vote for kindness.
I, the unloving, say life should be lovely.
I, that am blind, cry out against my blindness.
- Vachel Lindsay

There is a condition worse than blindness,
and that is, seeing something that isn't there.
- Thomas Hardy

He was so tenacious he defied the distraction of women
by refusing to have them in his presence,
just as later in life he denied his blindness by calling
for more and more candles.
- Kit Williams


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I don't have any blindness when it comes to my money.
As an actor, you can get distracted by your work.
I do keep an eye on my nest egg, if you will.
- Judd Nelson

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness,
that is miserable.
- John Milton

Had the price of looking been blindness,
I would have looked.
- Ralph Ellison

Hate and mistrust are the children of blindness.
- William Watson

There's no dearth of kindness In the world of ours;
Only in our blindness We gather thorns for flowers.
- Gerald Massey

Well, we can't afford blindness anymore.
There are tens of thousands of thugs who loathe liberty and love death,
and want to annihilate Western civilization.
- Tony Snow

Two kinds of blindness are easily combined so that
those who do not see really appear to see what is not.
- Tertullian

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.
- Margaret Atwood

Every step and every movement of the multitude,
even in what are termed enlightened ages,
are made with equal blindness to the future;
and nations stumble upon establishments,
which are indeed the result of human action,
but not the execution of any human design.
- Adam Ferguson

Now as of old the gods give men all good things,
excepting only those that are baneful and injurious and useless.
These, now as of old, are not gifts of the gods:
men stumble into them themselves because of their own blindness and folly.
- Democritus

The plain man is familiar with blindness and deafness,
and knows from his everyday experience that the look
of things is influenced by his senses;
but it never occurs to him to regard the whole world
as the creation of his senses.
- Ernst Mach

On His Blindness:
When I consider how my light is spent
Ere half my days in this dark world and wide,
And that one Talent which is death to hide
Lodged with me useless, though my soul more bent
To serve therewith my Maker, and present
My true account, lest He returning chide,
"Doth God exact day-labour, light denied?"
I fondly ask. But Patience, to prevent
That murmur, soon replies, "God doth not need
Either man's work or his own gifts. Who best
Bear his mild yoke, they serve him best. His state
Is kingly: thousands at his bidding speed,
And post o'er land and ocean without rest;
They also serve who only stand and wait.
- John Milton (1608-1674)

Look your best - who said love is blind?
- Mae West

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous

Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blind-folded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson

Science without religion is lame,
religion without science is blind.
- Albert Einstein

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

To the people who love you,
you are beautiful already.
This is not because they're
blind to your shortcomings
but because they so clearly see your soul.
- Victoria Moran

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Haste is blind and improvident.
- Titus Livius (Livy)

Hatred is blind, as well as love.
- Oscar Wilde

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision.
- Helen Keller

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like
the blind leading the one-eyed.
- A. J. Liebling

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy,
but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain.
- George McGovern

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Faith... must be enforced by reason...
when faith becomes blind it dies.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Love is blind.
- William Shakespeare

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear,
and the blind can see.
- Mark Twain

If I am happy in spite of my deprivations,
if my happiness is so deep that it is a faith,
so thoughtful that it becomes a philosophy of life.
If, in short, I am an optimist,
my testimony to the creed of optimism is worth hearing.
- Helen Keller
...
Helen Keller (1880-1968) overcame being both deaf and blind
to become a famous author, lecturer, and activist
for women's suffrage, workers' rights, and ending war.

If you are the master, be sometimes blind,
if you are the servant, be sometimes deaf.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind.
The time is always right to do the right thing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
- Michel de Montaigne

In faith there is enough light for those who want to
believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
- Blaise Pascal

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who
carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in
love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
- Josh Billings

There is an orderliness in the universe,
there is an unalterable law governing everything
and every being that exists or lives.
It is no blind law; for no blind law can govern
the conduct of living beings.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

I have a very pessimistic view of life.
You should know this about me if we're gonna go out.
You know, I - I feel that life is -
is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.
Those are the two categories, you know.
The - the horrible would be like, um,
I don't know, terminal cases, you know,
and blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life.
It's amazing to me. You know, and the miserable is everyone else.
That's - that's - so - so - when you go through life -
you should be thankful that you're miserable
because you're very lucky to be miserable.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue:
it is an intellectual crime.
- Imre Lakatos

The issue in Web accessibility is the fact that blind
and visually-impaired people need the single biggest
boost to achieve equivalence,
since the real-world Web is a visual medium.
- Joe Clark

I think we are blind.
Blind people who can see, but do not see.
- Jose Saramago

Our constitution is color-blind, and neither knows
nor tolerates classes among citizens.
- John Marshall Harlan

Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
- Matthew Prior

Philosophy of science without history of science is empty;
history of science without philosophy of science is blind.
- Imre Lakatos

But I tend to think of the expressive part of me as rather tedious -
never curious or responsive,
but blind and self-serving.
- Mark Strand

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious.
Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.
- Karl Marx

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively,
he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind,
yet she is not invisible.
- Francis Bacon

Still falls the rain - dark as the world of man,
black as our loss - blind as the nineteen hundred and
forty nails upon the Cross.
- Edith Sitwell

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.
- Immanuel Kant

Who can blind lover's eyes?
- Virgil

You can become blind by seeing each day as a similar one.
Each day is a different one, each day brings a miracle of its own.
It's just a matter of paying attention to this miracle.
- Paulo Coelho

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on
a blind belief in some other thing.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff.
You must corner the inner facts.
- David Seabury

Well when I made my first record I thought it would
be a good joke to have me on one side,
have the lable say John Fahey on one side,
and this guy Blind Joe Death on the other side.
- John Fahey

The blind date that has stood you up:
your life.
- Randall Jarrell

We can see, so we are always blind to things deeper than skin.
- Joe Chung

Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival:
people who find themselves unable to register an effective
political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.
- Lewis Mumford

Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because
I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things.
- Stevie Wonder

Experience is the cane of the blind.
- Jacques Roumain

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed,
will not suffice.
Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption
about the human condition.
- E. O. Wilson

All an actor has is their blind faith that they are
who they say they are today,
in any scene.
- Meryl Streep

The world is now aware that the most unavoidable and
most dangerous weapon that exists is the blind decisiveness
of a man ready to sacrifice his life for an obscure cause.
- Omar Bongo

The historic ascent of humanity, taken as a whole,
may be summarized as a succession of victories of consciousness over blind forces -
in nature,
in society, in man himself.
- Leon Trotsky


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