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Funny Errors Quotes
Funny Quotes about Errors

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Confession of errors is like a broom
which sweeps away the dirt
and leaves the surface brighter and clearer.
I feel stronger for confession.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

He who knows nothing is closer to the truth
than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
- Thomas Jefferson

If you shut the door to all errors,
truth will be shut out.
- Rabindranath Tagore


 

Errors of opinion may be tolerated
where reason is left free to combat it.
- Thomas Jefferson

I claim to be a simple individual liable
to err like any other fellow mortal.
I own, however, that I have humility enough
to confess my errors and to retrace my steps.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.
- Publilius Syrus


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Love never dies a natural death. It dies because
we don't know how to replenish its source.
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals.
It dies of illness and wounds;
it dies of weariness, of witherings, of tarnishings.
- Anais Nin

I have tried to lift France out of the mud.
But she will return to her errors and vomitings.
I cannot prevent the French from being French.
- Charles de Gaulle

The pursuit of peace and progress cannot end in a few
years in either victory or defeat.
The pursuit of peace and progress, with its trials and its errors,
its successes and its setbacks, can never be relaxed and never abandoned.
- Dag Hammarskjold

Sometimes we may learn more from a man's errors,
than from his virtues.
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Errors of taste are very often the outward sign of
a deep fault of sensibility.
- Jonathan Miller

How natural that the errors of the ancient should be handed down and,
mixing with the principles and system which Christ taught,
give to us an adulterated Christianity.
- Olympia Brown

We should not look back unless it is to derive useful
lessons from past errors,
and for the purpose of profiting by dearly bought experience.
- George Washington

I am not protesting against the conduct of the war,
but against the political errors and insincerities
for which the fighting men are being sacrificed.
- Siegfried Sassoon

Darwin himself, in his day, was unable to fight free
of the theoretical errors of which he was guilty.
It was the classics of Marxism that revealed those
errors and pointed them out.
- Trofim Lysenko

The War has been waged with success,
although there have been in some instances errors and misfortunes.
But the heart of the nation is sounder and its hopes brighter.
- Gideon Welles

Love has no errors, for all errors are the want for love.
- William Law

The happiness of most people is not ruined by great
catastrophes or fatal errors,
but by the repetition of slowly destructive little things.
- Ernest Dimnet

The mistake we make is to attribute to religions the
errors and fanaticism of human beings.
- Tahar Ben Jelloun

The proper route to an understanding of the world is
an examination of our errors about it.
- Errol Morris

As soon as the groupie finds out that you make errors
in everyday life like everybody else does and that you are human,
they turn on you and hate you.
- John Fahey

Experience is a revelation in the light of which we
renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
- Ambrose Bierce

We are all full of weakness and errors;
let us mutually pardon each other our follies -
it is the first law of nature.
- Voltaire

Falsity cannot keep an idea from being beautiful;
there are certain errors of such ingenuity that one
could regret their not ranking among the achievements of the human mind.
- Jean Rostand

An intelligent person is never afraid or ashamed to
find errors in his understanding of things.
- Bryant H. McGill

It is better to destroy one's own errors than those of others.
- Democritus

The pause between the errors and trials of the day
and the hopes of the night.
- Herbert Hoover

No organization, whether it's police or physicians or whatever,
wants to have its errors held up to the light of day,
but it's wrong, as is coming out so well.
- William P. Leahy

Man approaches the unattainable truth through a succession of errors.
- Aldous Huxley

Football is a game of errors.
The team that makes the fewest errors in a game usually wins.
- Paul Brown

A man's errors are his portals of discovery.
- James Joyce

Your philosophy determines whether you will go for
the disciplines or continue the errors.
- Jim Rohn

Errors, to be dangerous, must have a great deal of truth mingled with them.
It is only from this alliance that they can ever obtain
an extensive circulation.
- Sydney Smith

Irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
- Thomas Huxley

If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3,000 hits and 1,000 errors.
- George Brett

Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
- J. Robert Oppenheimer

The scientific spirit is of more value than its products,
and irrationally held truths may be more harmful than reasoned errors.
- Thomas Huxley

The weak have one weapon: the errors of those who think they are strong.
- Georges Bidault

Failure is simply a few errors in judgment,
repeated every day.
- Jim Rohn

It is easier to criticize than to correct our past errors.
- Titus Livius

May God in his mercy enable us without obstinacy to perceive our errors.
- Michael Servetus

The preparations for my new voyage prevented the possiblity
of my paying that attention to the correction of my errors,
that I should otherwise have done.
- Zebulon Pike

Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous;
those in philosophy only ridiculous.
- David Hume

Instead of establishing facts, we have to overthrow errors;
instead of ascertaining what is,
we have to chase from our imaginations what is not.
- Francis Wright

The life of the individual is a continuous combat with errors and obstacles,
and no victory is more satisfying than the one achieved against opposition.
- Gustav Stresemann

So foolish is the heart of man that he ever puts his hope in the future,
learning nothing from his past errors and fancying
that tomorrow must be better than today.
- Mika Waltari

Errors are not in the art but in the artificers.
- Isaac Newton

While I have corrected agreed factual errors,
I have not been inhibited from writing what I felt
to be the truth about The Prince of Wales.
- Jonathan Dimbleby

As this is the first time I have had the floor,
it may be well for me now to confess,
that I am in the habit of freely imputing errors to my fellow-men.
- Gerrit Smith

My errors will point to thinking men the various roads,
and will teach them the great art of treading on the
brink of the precipice without falling into it.
- Giacomo Casanova

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down
errors instead of establishing the truth.
- Marie Curie

Whatever failures I have known, whatever errors I have committed,
whatever follies I have witnessed in private and public
life have been the consequence of action without thought.
- Bernard Baruch

My failures have been errors in judgment,
not of intent.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all.
- Charles Babbage

Science in the modern world has many uses;
its chief use,
however, is to provide long words to cover the errors of the rich.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The reason is that in a group, individual errors on
either side of the true figure cancel each other out.
- Michael Shermer

The most formidable weapon against errors of every kind is reason.
- Thomas Paine

Conscience is the mirror of our souls,
which represents the errors of our lives in their full shape.
- George Bancroft

I would say the hierarchy has made terrible errors
in judgment and it has to seek forgiveness by its members.
- William P. Leahy

The man who cannot endure to have his errors and shortcomings
brought to the surface and made known,
but tries to hide them, is unfit to walk the highway of truth.
- James Allen

You can't be afraid to make errors!
You can't be afraid to be naked before the crowd,
because no one can ever master the game of baseball,
or conquer it.
You can only challenge it.
- Lou Brock

A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional
and are the portals of discovery.
- James Joyce

To make no mistakes is not in the power of man;
but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good
learn wisdom for the future.
- Plutarch

Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event.
You don't fail overnight.
Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement,
repeated every day.
- Jim Rohn

Nothing is more intolerable than to have to admit to
yourself your own errors.
- Ludwig van Beethoven

The stream of time sweeps away errors,
and leaves the truth for the inheritance of humanity.
- Georg Brandes

An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while
sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
- Steven Weinberg

No errors of opinion can possibly be dangerous in a
country where opinion is left free to grapple with them.
- William Gilmore Simms

One of the worst of errors would be the general admission
of the proposition that a Government has no right to
interfere for any purpose except for that of affording protection.
- Nassau William Senior

The ideas which now pass for brilliant innovations
and advances are in fact mere revivals of ancient errors,
and a further proof of the dictum that those who are
ignorant of the past are condemned to repeat it.
- Henry Hazlitt


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