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Winners never quit and quitters never win. ...
by Vince Lombardi

Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Vince Lombardi

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

Confidence is contagious.
So is lack of confidence.
- Vince Lombardi

The price of success is hard work,
dedication to the job at hand,
and the determination that whether we win or lose,
we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
- Vince Lombardi


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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
- Vince Lombardi

Football is like life - it requires perseverance,
self-denial, hard work, sacrifice,
dedication and respect for authority.
- Vince Lombardi

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
- Vince Lombardi


 

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion
to his commitment to excellence,
regardless of his chosen field of endeavor.
- Vince Lombardi

Success demands singleness of purpose.
- Vince Lombardi

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything; it's the only thing.
- Vince Lombardi

Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is.
- Vince Lombardi

The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

It's not whether you get knocked down;
it's whether you get back up.
- Vince Lombardi

Practice does not make perfect,
perfect practice makes perfect.
- Vince Lombardi

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline
when you're a winner, when you're number one.
What you've got to have is faith and discipline
when you're not yet a winner.
- Vince Lombardi

Winning is not a sometime thing; it's an all time thing.
You don't win once in a while,
you don't do things right once in a while,
you do them right all the time.
Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
- Vince Lombardi

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

Life is unlimited.
Your world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that you contribute.
Money that is spent or given away returns multiplied.
The more love that is given, the more love returns.
The more a helping hand is given, the more hands
are strengthened and empowered to help.
We can help each other to all be winners.
We can all have food, and jobs, and love, and happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Edgar Bergen

We have a great life here in Alaska,
and we're never going back to America again!
- The Simpsons Movie (2007)

I read that you should never go out with someone
if you can think of three reasons why you shouldn't.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly,
but I bet you ain't never seen a DONKEY fly!
- the movie Shrek (2001)

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
- Winston Churchill

Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not hungry
always gets the best of the argument.
- Voltaire

One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde

I was wise enough to never grow up
while fooling most people into believing I had.
- Margaret Mead

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
for they shall never cease to be amused.
- Anonymous

You never can tell with bees.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

One can never consent to creep when one feels the impulse to soar.
- Helen Keller

One should never know too precisely
whom one has married
- Friedrich Nietzsche

You are Never Too Old to Give or Get Gold Stars.
Show Your Honest Appreciation - Today.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People who want to share their religious views with you
almost never want you to share yours with them.
- Dave Barry

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
- Oscar Wilde

Eating words has never given me indigestion.
- Winston Churchill

Never give a sword to a man who can't dance.
- Confucius

Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.
- Babe Ruth

I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel

Never trust spiritual leader who doesn't dance.
- Miyagi: character in the movie The Next Karate Kid

Until you've lost your reputation,
you never realize what a burden it was.
- Margaret Mitchell

Do not take life too seriously.
You will never get out of it alive.
- Elbert Hubbard

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age.
If she tells that, she'll tell anything.
- Oscar Wilde

It's never too late -
never too late to start over,
never too late to be happy.
- Jane Fonda

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing
for most of us that it is not.
- Oscar Wilde

My father always told me that
all businessmen were sons of bitches,
but I never believed it till now.
- John F. Kennedy

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The savage in man is never quite eradicated.
- Henry David Thoreau

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
- H. L. Mencken

Never put off till tomorrow
what you can do the day after tomorrow.
- Mark Twain

I never accepted the idea
that I had to be guided by
some pattern or blueprint.
- Little Richard

A person who never made a mistake
never tried anything new.
- Albert Einstein

I would never want to be a member of a group
whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
- George Carlin

Never stir up litigation.
A worse man can scarcely be found than one who does this.
- Abraham Lincoln

Never try to teach a pig to sing.
It wastes your time, and it annoys the pig.
- Mark Twain

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- Anonymous

Which form of proverb do you prefer
Better late than never, or Better never than late?
- Lewis Carroll

Two things a man should never be angry at:
what he can help,
and what he cannot help.
- Thomas Fuller

Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Stay Happy, never let anyone get your goat.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The way for a young man to rise is
to improve himself in every way he can,
never suspecting that anybody wishes to hinder him.
- Abraham Lincoln

I always pass on good advice.
It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde


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