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Funny Lack Quotes
Funny Quotes about Lack

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Marilyn Monroe

Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2

The lack of money is the root of all evil.
- Mark Twain

No amount of self-improvement can make up
for a lack of self-acceptance.
- Anonymous


 

Naturally, the common people don't want war ...
but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy,
and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along,
whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship,
or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought
to the bidding of the leaders.
That is easy. All you have to do is tell them
they are being attacked,
and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism
and exposing the country to danger.
It works the same in every country.
- Hermann Goering

Weariness comes, on some days, from lack of service to self.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Jealousy is the result of one's lack
of self-confidence, self-worth, and self-acceptance.
- Sasha Azevedo


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The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

The concept of two people living together for 25 years
without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit
only to be admired in sheep.
- A. P. Herbert

The majority of men meet with failure
because of their lack of persistence
in creating new plans to take
the place of those which fail.
- Napoleon Hill

I do not fear computers.
I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Envy comes from people's ignorance of,
or lack of belief in, their own gifts.
- Jean Vanier

Education, n.: That which discloses to the wise and
disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
- Ambrose Bierce

Courage is not the lack of fear but the ability to face it.
- John B. Putnam Jr.

Confidence is contagious.
So is lack of confidence.
- Vince Lombardi

More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent.
- Billy Sunday

Watch what people are cynical about,
and one can often discover what they lack.
- George S. Patton

Nothing is missing - Lack is an illusion.
We always have everything we truly need.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our growing softness,
our increasing lack of physical fitness,
is a menace to our security.
- John F. Kennedy

Occurrences in this domain are beyond the reach of exact prediction
because of the variety of factors in operation,
not because of any lack of order in nature.
- Albert Einstein

Lack of culture means what it has always meant:
ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs.
Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.
- John F. Kennedy

The source of most worry is a lack of acceptance
of the uncertainties of the future.
When one fully lives a life of acceptance,
life's vagaries are not merely tolerated,
but are received as a gift.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I come from a profession which has suffered greatly
because of the lack of civility.
Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them.
The public will not tolerate a lack of civility.
- James E. Rogers

A mentality of scarcity - of lack -
is the natural consequence of
viewing the world through eyes of fear.
In contrast, when the world is viewed
through eyes of love,
the future becomes unlimited.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For many years, I have lived uncomfortably with the
belief that most planning and architectural design
suffers for lack of real and basic purpose.
The ultimate purpose, it seems to me,
must be the improvement of mankind.
- James Rouse

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
- Joseph Heller

Underlying most arguments against the free market is
a lack of belief in freedom itself.
- Milton Friedman

I hate committing myself to anything.
It's probably the lack of discipline,
honestly.
I'm probably a spoiled brat worried about getting my way every time.
- Cameron Diaz

At one time I thought he wanted to be an actor.
He had certain qualifications, including no money and
a total lack of responsibility.
- Hedda Hopper

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity,
nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.
- Blaise Pascal

Prosperity is a way of living and thinking,
and not just money or things.
Poverty is a way of living and thinking,
and not just a lack of money or things.
- Eric Butterworth

There is always a point when one senses one's lack of skill,
the doubt.
- Arne Jacobsen

Those who seek happiness miss it, and those who discuss it,
lack it.
- Holbrook Jackson

In international or national crises,
there are always questions of lack of confidence.
You have to change the minds of the people in order to get results.
- Harri Holkeri

What orators lack in depth they make up for in length.
- Charles de Montesquieu

We still lack a global definition of terrorism.
- Gijs de Vries

Nothing can contribute more to peace of soul than the
lack of any opinion whatever.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

Americans are paying for our lack of an energy policy
with their jobs and out of their pocketbooks.
- Bob Beauprez

We love in others what we lack in ourselves,
and would be everything, but what we are.
- Richard H. Stoddard

The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.
- William Butler Yeats

Despite our high rate of unemployment,
300,000 jobs go unfilled largely because many of the
unemployed lack the skills needed today as a result
of technological progress.
- Kim Campbell

Man is jealous because of his amour propre;
woman is jealous because of her lack of it.
- Germaine Greer

The most important environmental issue is one that is rarely mentioned,
and that is the lack of a conservation ethic in our culture.
- Gaylord Nelson

Nothing can atone for the lack of modesty;
without which beauty is ungraceful and wit detestable.
- Richard Steele

Understandably, no peace can sustained when people
continue to suffer from hunger,
lack of jobs, lack of basic public services -
and most of all -
lack of opportunity or hope.
- Mikhail Saakashvili

Being a Brady comes with it's pleasures and its baggage.
I'm not one given to a lack of privacy and invasion.
- Christopher Knight

Be precise.
A lack of precision is dangerous when the margin of error is small.
- Donald Rumsfeld

In the lack of judgment great harm arises,
but one vote cast can set right a house.
- Aeschylus

I have no interest in sailing around the world.
Not that there is any lack of requests for me to do so.
- Edward Heath

Unless we form the habit of going to the Bible
in bright moments as well as in trouble,
we cannot fully respond to its consolations
because we lack equilibrium between light and darkness.
- Helen Keller

A lot of the women I know, that's what they're complaining about -
either the man in their life or the lack of a man in their life.
- Marc Cherry

What students lack in school is an intellectual relationship
or conversation with the teacher.
- William Glasser

Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade
the need to think and evaluate evidence.
Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of,
the lack of evidence.
- Richard Dawkins

What does it mean when people applaud? Should I give
'em money? Say thank you? Lift my dress? The lack of applause -
that I can respond to.
- Barbra Streisand

There's no such thing as lack of confidence.
You either have it or you don't.
- Rob Andrew

It is irresponsible for this Congress to not investigate
the President's lack of an exit strategy,
and the fraud, waste, and abuse of U.S.
tax dollars.
- Russ Carnahan

I was determined that if I failed it wouldn't be due to lack of effort.
- Heston Blumenthal

The twentieth century has exhibited a barbarism and
lack of respect for human life on a massive scale just about unknown before.
- Ron Silver

The supposed great misery of our century is the lack of time.
- John Fowles

I have the necessary lack of tact.
- Ted Koppel

I think this lack of a center has something to do with
the loss of certainties that Christianity had to offer.
- Bridget Riley

The French never allow a distinguished son of France to lack a statue.
- Edward V. Lucas

I think a major cause of present Asian economic difficulties that mainly come from,
you know, lack of market economy.
- Kim Dae Jung

Poverty breeds lack of self-reliance.
- Daniel De Leon

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have,
but in my lack of control of them.
- Jack Kerouac

Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
We give it orders which make no sense.
- Henry Miller

For years, I had heard about the lack of interest in literature in the U.S.
and I had complained about it.
I failed to understand how people could fail to be moved by art.
- Rita Dove

As a rule, all heroism is due to a lack of reflection,
and thus it is necessary to maintain a mass of imbeciles.
If they once understand themselves the ruling men will be lost.
- Ernest Renan

Generally speaking, there is more wit than talent in the world.
Society swarms with witty people who lack talent.
- Antoine Rivarol


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