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Funny Goal Quotes
Funny Quotes about Goal

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You are never too old to set another goal
or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

That's my only goal.
Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone
has a good time and works hard.
- Joe Rogan

Peace is not merely a distant goal that we seek,
but a means by which we arrive at that goal.
- Martin Luther King, Jr. PHOTO

The fastest way to destroy love
is to make a goal out of it,
because people who are trying to be loved
come from a place that they're not loved.
- Werner Erhard


 

The goal of life is
to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe,
to match your nature with Nature.
- Joseph Campbell

We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal,
and then leap in the dark to our success.
- Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product.
- Eleanor Roosevelt


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The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge
and the dissemination of truth.
- John F. Kennedy

The main goal of the future is to stop violence.
The world is addicted to it.
- Bill Cosby

My goal wasn't to make a ton of money.
It was to build good computers.
- Steve Wozniak

Life is a continuity always and always.
There is no final destination it is going towards.
Just the pilgrimage, just the journey in itself is life,
not reaching to some point,
no goal - just dancing and being in pilgrimage,
moving joyously, without bothering about any destination.
- Osho

Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

The tragedy of life doesn't lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays

Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal.
- E. Joseph Cossman

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much
of my own food as possible.
- Daryl Hannah

The government should set a goal for a clean environment
but not mandate how that goal should be implemented.
- Dixie Lee Ray

Make a Goal Box, a chart of positive daily contact
with a family when you are working with them.
- Richard G. Scott

My whole goal is to keep my spirit intact.
If that doesn't happen, none of this is worth it.
- Jewel

Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal.
My strength lies solely in my tenacity.
- Louis Pasteur

Beauty is the sole ambition, the exclusive goal of Taste.
- Charles Baudelaire

A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill

A corporation's primary goal is to make money.
Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of
that money and give it to others.
- Larry Ellison

We may never be strong enough to be entirely
nonviolent in thought, word and deed.
But we must keep nonviolence as our goal
and make strong progress towards it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If you know what to do to reach your goal,
it's not a big enough goal.
- Bob Proctor

If there are dreams about a beautiful South Africa,
there are also roads that lead to their goal.
Two of these roads could be named Goodness and Forgiveness.
- Nelson Mandela

Beating an opponent is not a goal,
but a by-product of success.
- John Wooden

After a certain point, money is meaningless.
It ceases to be the goal.
The game is what counts.
- Aristotle Onassis

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi

Old age is an excellent time for outrage.
My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
- Louis Kronenberger

Success... A goal is a dream with a deadline.
- Napoleon Hill

What are you committed to?
Have you started, or are you still thinking about it -
and making excuses?
Do you work toward your goal each day?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you paint in your mind a picture of
bright and happy expectations,
you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal,
and not in reaching it.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You know that you have fully experienced love
when you turn into love -
that is the spiritual goal of life.
- Deepak Chopra

Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable...
Every step toward the goal of justice
requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle;
the tireless exertions and
passionate concern of dedicated individuals.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Nothing can stop the man with the right
mental attitude from achieving his goal;
nothing on earth can help the man
with the wrong mental attitude.
- Thomas Jefferson

It's one of life's great paradoxes ...
Accepting with gratitude whatever life throws at us
is critical to happiness.
Yet without a goal and commitment, life lose much of its value.
The best we can do in the face of this paradox
is to play to win, but be cheerful in defeat
and ready to play again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every day is a new day -
a day for new beginnings, new dreams, new action -
a day for challenge, adventure, and discovery.
TODAY, what is your goal?
What is your dream?
What action are you taking to further your goals and dreams?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Gates is the ultimate programming machine.
He believes everything can be defined,
examined, reduced to essentials, and rearranged into
a logical sequence that will achieve a particular goal.
- Stewart Alsop

All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
They imagine what their future could be,
ideal in every respect,
and then they work every day toward
their distant vision,
that goal or purpose.
- Brian Tracy

Can you achieve your goals?
You can't reach your goal if you haven't
defined your goals.
And you can't succeed if you don't try -
and then pick yourself up
and try again each time you fail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Choose your goal and keep your eye on it. Never give up.
Perhaps you will need to change your plan
and approach you goal from a different direction, but don't quit.
Keep thinking. Keep re-planning. Keep going.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

From the way most people live,
one would never guess that humans are beings of free will.
Repetition can be a choice, but often it isn't.
The athlete or pianist who practices the same routine
day after day, year after year, has their eye on a goal.
The unending repetition is a conscious choice
in the pursuit of a life dream.
But what about the sameness of most lives?
Observe the morning commute, the after-work drink,
the Sunday football game or religious service -
how many of those people are consciously following their dream,
training their mind, body, and spirit through that daily repetition?
And how many are mindlessly slogging through each day
out of habit and boredom?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have
a goal or deadline or reason to work out.
I feel better when I get to exercise,
or when I'm outdoors.
I like to hike, swim and run, and I love to play soccer.
- Viggo Mortensen

Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal;
While others,
on the contrary, obtain a victory by exerting,
at the last moment, more vigorous efforts than ever before.
- Herodotus

It is for us to pray not for tasks equal to our powers,
but for powers equal to our tasks,
to go forward with a great desire forever beating at the door
of our hearts as we travel toward our distant goal.
- Helen Keller

The goal of modern propaganda is no longer to transform
opinion but to arouse an active and mythical belief.
- Jacques Ellul

We all have a common goal, and we know it's all for our future good.
- Marta Kristen

If we fix a goal and work towards it,
then we are never just passing time.
- Anna Neagle

One approaches the journey's end.
But the end is a goal, not a catastrophe.
- George Sand

You may be a redneck if...
your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
- Jeff Foxworthy

In any grass-roots campaign, building an ongoing base
of support is as important as winning the ultimate goal.
- Patricia Ireland

The more intensely we feel about an idea or a goal,
the more assuredly the idea, buried deep in our subconscious,
will direct us along the path to its fulfillment.
- Earl Nightingale

My goal as an artist is to always be true to who I
am and give my fans music they will enjoy for a lifetime.
- Faith Hill

It must be borne in mind that the tragedy of life does
not lie in not reaching your goal.
The tragedy of life lies in having no goal to reach.
- Benjamin E. Mays

Education and democracy have the same goal:
the fullest possible development of human capabilities.
- Paul Wellstone

As corny as it may sound, my true goal was to crack the Americana market.
- Arthur Godfrey

Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my
goal of becoming a successful executive.
- Scott Adams

Mostly singing was cathartic, writing was cathartic,
therapeutic.
I don't think I had a goal, particularly,
to sing or put it out there for anybody.
- Lisa Marie Presley

Our goal: the Islamization of Muslims.
Our methods: to believe and to struggle.
- Alija Izetbegovic

We have not yet reached the goal but...
we shall soon, with the help of God,
be in sight of the day when poverty shall be banished from this nation.
- Herbert Hoover

With production alone as the goal, industry in North
America was dominated by the assembly line,
standardization for mass consumption.
- Arthur Erickson

I don't see success as the goal.
Obedience is the goal.
- Jerry B. Jenkins

My current goal is to place a moratorium on goals.
- Jessica Savitch

It's not my job to be popular.
I'm goal-driven; my job is to get results.
- Paddy Ashdown

It is our goal to provide full public access to as
many files as we possibly can.
- Shirley Williams

The true snob never rests; there is always a higher goal to attain,
and there are, by the same token, always more and more
people to look down upon.
- Russell Lynes

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well,
and I would love it if people liked it.
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Leadership - mobilization toward a common goal.
- Gary Wills


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