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Friendship is Love without his wings. ...
by Lord Byron

Friendship is Love without his wings.
- Lord Byron

I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives
as much as if we had never married at all.
- Lord Byron

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

From wine what sudden friendship springs.
- John Gay


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No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious
as to have friends at a distance;
they make the latitudes and the longitudes.
- Henry David Thoreau

The worst part of success is to try to find
someone who is happy for you.
- Bette Midler


 

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail.
A best friend is the one sitting next
to you saying "boy was that fun."
- The Maugles

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends
is that three out of four murders
are committed by people who know the victim.
- George Carlin

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

I have lost friends, some by death ...
others by sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend -
and he's a priest.
- Erma Bombeck

Everyone should have at least two friends -
one to talk to and one to talk about.
- Anonymous

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

The feeling of friendship is like that
of being comfortably filled with roast beef;
love, like being enlivened with champagne.
- Samuel Johnson

The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature
that it will last through a whole lifetime,
if not asked to lend money.
- Mark Twain

Nothing is more cheerful than talking
about our friends' shortcomings.
- Mason Cooley

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes
when they're not so good,
and sympathizes with your problems
when they're not so bad.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

A lifelong friend is someone
you haven't borrowed money from yet.
- Anonymous

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

"Appeasement" is the policy of feeding your friends to a crocodile,
one at a time, in hopes that the crocodile will eat you last.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
- Anonymous

Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

Friendship is born at that moment
when one person says to another,
"What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
- C. S. Lewis

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

Distance cannot matter - ours is a friendship of the heart.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Do not use a hatchet to remove
a fly from your friend's forehead.
- Chinese Proverb

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
- Lord Chesterfield

It is far better to be alone,
than to be in bad company.
- George Washington

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono

Contrary to general belief,
I do not believe that friends are necessarily
the people you like best,
they are merely the people who got there first.
- Peter Ustinov

A happy family is but an earlier heaven.
- George Bernard Shaw

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
do be my enemy - for friendship's sake.
- William Blake

Best Friends: we're a parade - even by ourselves!
- Mary Anne Radmacher

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

No man stands so tall as when he stoops to help a child.
- Anonymous (often attributed to Abraham Lincoln)

A friend is someone who knows all about you,
and loves you just the same.
- Elbert Hubbard

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

To the people who love you,
you are beautiful already.
This is not because they're
blind to your shortcomings
but because they so clearly see your soul.
- Victoria Moran

I have lost my seven best friends,
which is to say that God has had mercy on me
seven times without realizing it.
He lent a friendship, took it from me, and sent me another.
- Jean Cocteau

It is the friends you can call up at 4 A.M. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich

Give Honest and Sincere Appreciation.
- Dale Carnegie

A true friendship always feels safe and comfortable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Friendship without self-interest
is one of the rare and beautiful things in life.
- James Francis Byrnes

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship
is to understand and to be understood.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is only the great-hearted who can be true friends.
The mean and cowardly can never know what true friendship means.
- Charles Kingsley

Friendship is the only thing in the world
concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed.
- Cicero

Love is a friendship set to music.
- Joseph Campbell

"How do you spell 'love'?" asked Piglet.
"You don't spell it...you feel it." answered Pooh.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility,
never an opportunity.
- Khalil Gibran

Friendship that flows from the heart
cannot be frozen by adversity,
as the water that flows from the spring
cannot congeal in winter.
- James Fenimore Cooper

Don't be dismayed by good-byes.
A farewell is necessary before you can meet again.
- Richard Bach

A good-bye is never painful unless
you're never going to say hello again.
- Anonymous

I have three kinds of friends:
those who love me,
those who pay no attention to me,
and those who detest me.
- Nicolas De Chamfort

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship,
and it is far the best ending for one.
- Oscar Wilde

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
- Mencius

But what a cruel thing is war
to separate and destroy families and friends.
- Robert E. Lee

We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone.
Only through our love and friendship can we
create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.
- Orson Welles

However rare true love may be,
it is less so than true friendship.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Friendship based solely upon gratitude
is like a photograph; with time it fades.
- Carmen Sylva


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