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Funny Suffer Quotes
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The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin

Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man
... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do
every minute of every day. And the invisible man
has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do.
And if you do any of these things,
he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire
and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever,
and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream,
until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you.
He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carlin


 

The only reason you suffer is because you choose to suffer.
The only reason you are happy is because you choose to be happy.
Happiness is a choice, and so is suffering.
- don Miguel Ruiz

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
- Russell Baker


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America cannot continue to lead the family of nations
around the world if we suffer the collapse of the family here at home.
- Mitt Romney

Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike.
Each has their suffering.
Some suffer too much, others too little.
- The Buddha

The "stories" we choose to tell about our past
are never what a video camera would have recorded.
We can tell a sad story or a happy story,
and neither story is either
more accurate or "better" than the other story.
The difference is that one story causes us to suffer,
while the other brings us joy. I choose joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You don't have to suffer to be a poet;
adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
- John Ciardi

Mankind are more disposed to suffer,
while evils are sufferable,
than to right themselves by abolishing
the forms to which they are accustomed.
- Thomas Jefferson

Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.
- Gloria Steinem

You don't suffer, kill yourself and take the risks I take just for money.
I love bike racing.
- Greg LeMond

Who can suffer while roses bloom
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Far better is it to dare mighty things,
to win glorious triumphs,
even though chequered by failure,
than to take rank with those poor spirits
who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,
because they live in the grey twilight
that knows not victory or defeat.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Whenever you choose to carry resentment and hatred,
you are shouldering an immense burden that damages
your happiness, and often your health.
Does it matter that your resentment and hatred are "justified?"
Only you suffer - not the person you resent.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image
can sometimes lead to eating disorders.
We know that more than 5 million Americans suffer from eating disorders,
most of them young women.
- Tipper Gore

Without accepting the fact that everything changes,
we cannot find perfect composure.
But unfortunately, although it is true,
it is difficult for us to accept it.
Because we cannot accept the truth of transience,
we suffer.
- Shunryu Suzuki

Pitiful is the person who is afraid of taking risks.
Perhaps this person will never
be disappointed or disillusioned;
perhaps she won't suffer the way
people do when they have a dream to follow.
But when the person looks back -
and at some point everyone look back -
she will hear her heart, saying,
"What have you done with the miracles
that God planted in your days?
What have you done with the talents
God bestowed on you?"
- Paulo Coelho

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love.
But then one suffers from not loving.
Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer;
to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love.
To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy.
Therefore, to be unhappy, one must love
or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
I hope you're getting this down.
- the movie Love and Death

Trust yourself. Only you can live your life.
Only you can taste your victories.
Only you can suffer the sting of your defeats.
Make your own choices, and accept your own consequences -
for better or worse.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I would rather go to any extreme than suffer anything
that is unworthy of my reputation,
or of that of my crown.
- Elizabeth I

There lies at the back of every creed something terrible
and hard for which the worshipper may one day be required to suffer.
- E. M. Forster

About the only difference between the poor and the rich,
is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.
- Josh Billings

Businesses often forget about the culture,
and ultimately, they suffer for it because you can't
deliver good service from unhappy employees.
- Tony Hsieh

People have to really suffer before they can risk doing what they love.
- Chuck Palahniuk

When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change...
you will change.
- Robert Anthony

I do not have the answers and as a woman I do not intend
to play my own thoughts over the truth.
I can clearly state the problems and tell you that I suffer from them.
- Lynette Fromme

Sadly, this is the same old Republican story of Robin Hood in reverse -
tax cuts for the rich while programs for average and
low income Americans suffer.
- Jose Serrano

If war should break out between England and Japan,
the latter would suffer much more than the former.
- Townsend Harris

We cannot live, suffer or die for somebody else,
for suffering is too precious to be shared.
- Edward Dahlberg

I don't know where we got the notion that God wants us to suffer.
Every living thing tends toward the good or we would
have been gone a long time ago.
- Al Jarreau

The man who gives me employment, which I must have or suffer,
that man is my master, let me call him what I will.
- Henry George

I share their frustration at times and I get down just
like them when we suffer a bad result.
- Steven Gerrard

God does not suffer presumption in anyone but himself.
- Herodotus

When I see something unjust, I have to intervene -
it's hard for me to watch the underdog suffer.
- Kristen Bell

Suffer not thy wrongs to shroud thy fate,
But turn, my soul, to blessings which remain.
- Anna Seward

I am the only person here who is enjoying this,
and I get the money; they pay and have to suffer.
- Artur Schnabel

Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly.
- Plutarch

You never suffer from a money problem,
you always suffer from an idea problem.
- Robert H. Schuller

You need to suffer to be interesting.
- Alyson Hannigan

Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life.
Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans
or brains on the ceiling.
- Wavy Gravy

Fools ignore complexity.
Pragmatists suffer it.
Some can avoid it.
Geniuses remove it.
- Alan Perlis

The Indian knew how to live without wants,
to suffer without complaint, and to die singing.
- Alexis de Tocqueville

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher
evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast.
We suffer for nothing.
Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.
- Mario Puzo

The pleasure of those who injure you lies in your pain.
Therefore they will suffer if you take away their pleasure by not feeling pain.
- Tertullian

I think it better to do right, even if we suffer in so doing,
than to incur the reproach of our consciences and posterity.
- Robert E. Lee

Laws are generally not understood by three sorts of persons,
viz, by those who make them, by those who execute them,
and by those who suffer if they break them.
- George Savile

It is better that ten guilty escape than one innocent suffer.
- William Blackstone

The families of Aboriginals who have died in custody
in NSW will suffer again because of these white lies.
- Arthur Murray

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it,
nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to
suffer what other men have invented.
- Janet Flanner

Those persons who suffer from indigestion,
or who become drunk, are utterly ignorant of the true
principles of eating and drinking.
- Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

It requires more courage to suffer than to die.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

I saw my parents as gods whose every wish must be obeyed
or I would suffer the penalty of anguish and guilt.
- Natalie Wood

Because to write, one must truly suffer.
- Juan Rulfo

The purpose of morality is to teach you,
not to suffer and die, but to enjoy yourself and live.
- Ayn Rand

After World War I the resentment of the working class
against all that it had to suffer was directed more against Morgan,
Wall Street and private capital than the government.
- C. L. R. James

All men and women are born, live, suffer and die;
what distinguishes us one from another is our dreams,
whether they be dreams about worldly or unworldly things,
and what we do to make them come about.
We do not choose to be born.
We do not choose our parents.
We do not choose our historical epoch,
the country of our birth,
or the immediate circumstances of our upbringing.
We do not, most of us, choose to die;
nor do we choose the time and conditions of our death.
But within this realm of choicelessness, we do choose how we live.
- Joseph Epstein

We are one, after all, you and I. Together we suffer,
together exist, and forever will recreate each other.
- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't
suffer all the misery he wants in that time,
he must be numb.
- Josh Billings

The injuries we do and those we suffer are seldom weighed in the same scales.
- Aesop

People of Wealth and the so called upper class suffer the most from boredom.
- George Sanders

I've always been fascinated by the way that children
and animals suffer stoically in a way that I don't think adults do.
- Rebecca Miller

Let us not suffer from a national amnesia that causes
us to forget who and what we are.
- Meir Kahane

Everyone will experience the consequences of his own acts.
If his act are right, he'll get good consequences;
if they're not,
he'll suffer for it.
- Harry Browne

Great artists suffer for the people.
- Marvin Gaye

The worst pain a man can suffer: to have insight into
much and power over nothing.
- Herodotus

We should never suffer Cuba to pass from the hands
of Spain to any other European power.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

Life and death are important.
Don't suffer them in vain.
- Bodhidharma

My significant other right now is myself,
which is what happens when you suffer from multiple
personality disorder and self-obsession.
- Joaquin Phoenix


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