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Funny Opinions Quotes
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Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

Unless they share our opinions,
we seldom find people sensible.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions.
- Leonardo da Vinci

It would be insane for me to
lose sleep over the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

Man tends to treat all of his opinions as principles.
- Herbert Sebastian Agar

By giving us the opinions of the uneducated,
journalism keeps us in touch
with the ignorance of the community.
- Oscar Wilde

It is hard enough to remember my opinions,
without also remembering my reasons for them!
- Friedrich Nietzsche


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Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community,
and I'll tell you what his opinions are.
- Mark Twain
(paraphrase)

Having a personal opinion is great.
Believing that one's personal opinion is absolute truth
leads to most of the world's troubles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity
opinions which differ from
the prejudices of their social environment.
Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
- Albert Einstein

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process,
gradually changing opinions,
slowly eroding old barriers,
quietly building new structures.
- John F. Kennedy

Believe in yourself, and trust your own wisdom
rather than being swayed by the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I never will, by any word or act, bow to the shrine of intolerance
or admit a right of inquiry into the religious opinions of others.
- Thomas Jefferson

One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.
- Grace Hopper

We cling to our own point of view,
as though everything depended on it.
Yet our opinions have no permanence;
like autumn and winter, they gradually pass away.
- Zhuangzi

Don't be trapped by dogma -
which is living with the results of other people's thinking.
Don't let the noise of other's opinions
drown out your own inner voice.
- Steve Jobs

We seek opinions that are likely to
support what we want to be true.
- Thomas Gilovich

We may have our private opinions
but why should they be a bar to the meeting of hearts?
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Resilience is about believing in yourself,
and trusting your own wisdom rather than
being swayed by the opinions of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The tendency of old age to the body,
say the physiologists,
is to form bone.
It is as rare as it is pleasant to meet with an old
man whose opinions are not ossified.
- Bob Wells

Value your own opinion more, and others' opinions less.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Take time to contemplate -
away from the opinions and influence of others -
what you really want
and what you believe to be important in your life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Children are born innocent.
Before they are domesticated they live in the moment,
love without fear, and don't even think about the opinions of others.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Recall a recent time when someone was strongly critical
of your opinions (perhaps your political or religious beliefs).
Now, put yourself in their shoes - with compassion.
Try to understand and appreciate their point-of-view -
not to change your own opinions,
but to celebrate all our human differences - in peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Thoughtful people seldom share exactly the same opinion -
the same point-of-view.
The wise ones understand that they know nothing -
for virtually none of our experience is truly factual -
and they graciously honor all other opinions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Overflowing Cup of Tea:
The Zen Master poured his visitor's teacup full, and then kept pouring.
The visitor watched until he could no longer restrain himself.
"It is overfull. No more will go in!"
"Like this cup," the Zen Master said,
"you are full of your own opinions and assumptions.
How can you learn truth until you first empty your cup?"
- Traditional Zen Koan

It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinions;
it is easy in solitude to live after your own;
but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd
keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

There was endless action - not just football,
but sailboats, tennis and other things:
movement.
There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head
of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom,
but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.
- Charles Spalding

Everyone has an opinion on many subjects
and is ready to share those opinions -
labeling them as "truth."
Sometimes it is relatively easy
to filter out these opinions.
Upon hearing an ad for the latest
weight-loss powder on late-night TV,
our skepticism leaps to our defense.
However, if we have heard the same opinion for years
from our parents, friends,
government officials, or religious leaders,
we are more likely to believe without questioning
than to raise our filter of skepticism
and ask the hard questions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Happiness comes when I remember that others' opinions of me
are just their opinions - nothing more.
I find happiness in moving toward my goals
regardless of the applause or the jeers of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The three most important things a man has are,
briefly, his private parts, his money,
and his religious opinions.
- Samuel Butler

This is a free country, and nobody should be criticized
for their political beliefs.
We're all allowed to have our opinions.
- Shannen Doherty

No matter what it is, if you get 10 people in the business talking about something,
you get 10 different opinions, but you know,
they're amazingly well informed.
- James Woods

Everyone's entitled to express their political beliefs.
I don't presume to tell anybody who to vote for.
I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are.
- Ben Affleck

It is the nature of the artist to mind excessively what is said about him.
Literature is strewn with the wreckage of men who have
minded beyond reason the opinions of others.
- Virginia Woolf

One must judge men not by their opinions,
but by what their opinions have made of them.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

My opinions and principles are subjects of just criticism.
I put myself before the public voluntarily.
- Victoria Woodhull

And don't consult anyone's opinions but your own.
- Aulus Persius Flaccus

Who ever has no fixed opinions has no constant feelings.
- Joseph Joubert

The conscious and intelligent manipulation of the organized
habits and opinions of the masses is an important element in democratic society.
- Edward Bernays

I mean comedy is something that's very personal and
people have strong opinions about.
- Matt Lucas

I will argue my points; I will have my opinions.
But at the end of the day, it's the director's choice.
- Amy Irving

All the knowing ones were consulted as to the issue,
and they all agreed, to a man, in one of two opinions:
either that Bob would flog Billy,
or Billy would flog Bob.
- Augustus Baldwin Longstreet

It's not important to how the band functions or to what we do.
That's just many people's opinions on what they see.
A lot of people project stuff on you,
but that's okay.
- Brody Armstrong

There is something so amiable in the prejudices of a young mind,
that one is sorry to see them give way to the reception
of more general opinions.
- Jane Austen

So long as there are earnest believers in the world,
they will always wish to punish opinions,
even if their judgment tells them it is unwise and
their conscience that it is wrong.
- Walter Bagehot

People think of us as an information distributor because
that's how they relate to the Internet.
But most of the time people already have pretty well established opinions.
- Joan Blades

Where minds differ and opinions swerve there is scant
a friend in that company.
- Elizabeth I

Many of us have been conditioned to trust others' opinions
more than our own, and I believe that sort of trust is excessive.
This is especially true with regard to authority figures -
doctors, lawyers, priests. I trust my doctor's intentions toward me,
but I don't blindly follow his suggestions
without checking other sources also.
He was trained to prescribe a pill for everything,
and does it with the best of intentions,
but I often choose to trust God's quiet voice inside me
rather than my doctor's medical advice.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Looking back, I wince at the careless way I tossed out my opinions.
- Luke Ford

When the Supreme Court moved to Washington in 1800,
it was provided with no books, which probably accounts
for the high quality of early opinions.
- Robert Jackson

I love Daredevil.
I thought it was enjoyable.
Okay? There were critical issues with it,
and that's why I wear black, some people wear red -
we are entitled to our opinions.
- Avi Arad

Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My mother always taught me, even my dad,
just never let other people's opinions of you shape
your opinion of yourself.
And I never have and I never will.
- Ruben Studdard

Opinions cannot survive if one has no chance to fight for them.
- Thomas Mann

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves
more than they love the truth.
- Joseph Joubert

The recipe for perpetual ignorance is:
Be satisfied with your opinions and content with your knowledge.
- Elbert Hubbard

The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies,
prejudices and false opinions they contracted earlier.
- Jonathan Swift

Risk!
Risk anything!
Care no more for the opinions of others,
for those voices.
Do the hardest thing on earth for you.
Act for yourself.
Face the truth.
- Katherine Mansfield

My opinions about human nature are shared by many psychologists,
linguists, and biologists, not to mention philosophers
and scholars going back centuries.
- Steven Pinker

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions,
but I don't always agree with them.
- George H. W. Bush

It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth.
- Eleanor Clift

New England is the home of all that is good and noble
with all her sternness and uncompromising opinions.
- Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards

Speak up!
We live in a democracy.
We all need to make sure our voices are heard and our opinions are known.
- Bill Lipinski

Working on the film really made me confront my opinions
about change and gentrification.
- Jim McKay

I have so many opinions about everything it just comes out during my music.
It's a battle for me.
I try not to be preachy.
That's a real danger.
- Neil Young

The more opinions you have, the less you see.
- Wim Wenders

In a number of cases dissenting opinions have in time become the law.
- Charles Evans Hughes

It's a very complicated issue about when is a fact
not a fact in the context of opinions.
- Daniel Okrent

What's more important-your goal, or others' opinions of your goal?
- Peter McWilliams

The foolish and the dead alone never change their opinions.
- James Russell Lowell


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