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Funny Wealth Quotes
Funny Quotes about Wealth

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He is richest who is content with the least,
for content is the wealth of nature.
- Socrates

The greatest wealth is health.
- Virgil PHOTO

Self-respect is not a function of size, age, or wealth.
Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet,
"I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates


 

It is neither wealth nor splendor;
but tranquility and occupation which give you happiness.
- Thomas Jefferson

Wealth flows from energy and ideas.
- William Feather

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labor.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino


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Capital is that part of wealth which is devoted to
obtaining further wealth.
- Alfred Marshall

The first wealth is health.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning is the beginning of wealth.
Learning is the beginning of health.
Learning is the beginning of spirituality.
Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.
- Jim Rohn

Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess,
and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
- Josh Billings

There is no wealth but life.
- John Ruskin

All riches have their origin in mind.
Wealth is in ideas - not money.
- Robert Collier

The love of family and the admiration of friends is
much more important than wealth and privilege.
- Charles Kuralt

If you have health, you probably will be happy,
and if you have health and happiness,
you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.
- Elbert Hubbard

Health is the greatest gift,
contentment the greatest wealth,
faithfulness the best relationship.
- The Buddha

It is health that is real wealth,
and not pieces of gold and silver.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich,
for the hopes of the instructed
are better than the wealth of the ignorant.
- Epictetus

The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
- Plato

No one has yet realized the wealth of sympathy,
the kindness and generosity hidden in the soul of a child.
The effort of every true education should be to unlock that treasure.
- Emma Goldman

The only wealth which you will keep forever
is the wealth you have given away.
- Marcus Aurelius

Wealth is not without its advantages and the case to the contrary,
although it has often been made, has never proved widely persuasive.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Wealth, like happiness, is never attained when sought after directly.
It comes as a by-product of providing a useful service.
- Henry Ford

Our journey into consciousness of wealth
begins with the realization that we have already arrived!
- Michael Bernard Beckwith

Wealth, in even the most improbable cases,
manages to convey the aspect of intelligence.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Don't fall for looks, they can deceive.
Don't fall for wealth, in the end it fades away.
Find someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.
- Anonymous

The spirit of man is more important than mere physical strength,
and the spiritual fiber of a nation than its wealth.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.
- Henry David Thoreau

Surplus wealth is a sacred trust which its possessor
is bound to administer in his lifetime for the good of the community.
- Andrew Carnegie

It is not the creation of wealth that is wrong,
but the love of money for its own sake.
- Margaret Thatcher

Books are the treasured wealth of the world
and the fit inheritance of generations and nations.
- Henry David Thoreau

Whoever does not regard what he has
as most ample wealth, is unhappy,
though he be master of the world.
- Epictetus

Owning a home is a keystone of wealth...
both financial affluence and emotional security.
- Suze Orman

Wisdom outweighs any wealth.
- Sophocles

Wealth consists not in having great possessions,
but in having few wants.
- Epictetus

In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were
only there for the beer -
the wealth,
prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
- A. J. P. Taylor

I look forward to a great future for America -
a future in which our country will match its military strength
with our moral restraint,
its wealth with our wisdom, its power with our purpose.
- John F. Kennedy

The best way to destroy the capitalist system is to debauch the currency.
By a continuing process of inflation,
governments can confiscate, secretly and unobserved,
an important part of the wealth of their citizens.
- John Maynard Keynes

If I were to wish for anything,
I should not wish for wealth and power,
but for the passionate sense of potential -
for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible.
Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Balance activity with serenity,
wealth with simplicity,
persistence with innovation,
community with solitude,
familiarity with adventure,
constancy with change,
leading with following.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Working at a job you hate is unlikely
to bring you either happiness or success.
Do what you love. You are far more likely to gain success -
recognition and financial reward - if you are working
at something that inspires and excites you.
And, whether wealth follows or not, you will be happy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend.
I have no wealth to bestow on him.
If he knows that I am happy in loving him, he will want no other reward.
Is not friendship divine in this?
- Henry David Thoreau

One whose knowledge is confined to books and whose
wealth is in the possession of others,
can use neither his knowledge nor wealth when the need for them arises.
- Chanakya

It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity,
to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Our lives are the only meaningful expression of what
we believe and in Whom we believe.
And the only real wealth, for any of us,
lies in our faith.
- Gordon B. Hinckley

It's not enough to have economic growth.
You have to distribute wealth throughout all of society.
- Tabare Vazquez

Fifty years ago wealth was stored and transmitted physically through gold bars,
stock certificates, bank notes, and coins.
- Scott Cook

Because of the wealth of fine music spread through the film,
working on it held all the fun and excitement of attending a great concert.
- June Allyson

Because of new technologies, new wealth,
new conditions of domestic life and of international relations,
unprecedented criteria and issues are coming up for national decision.
- Herman Kahn

Ability is a poor man's wealth.
- John Wooden

What is wealth? A dream of fools.
- Abraham Cahan

Character is power; it makes friends,
draws patronage and support and opens the way to wealth,
honor and happiness.
- John Howe

My wealth is not a subject I relish discussing.
- Paul Getty

But wealth is a great means of refinement;
and it is a security for gentleness,
since it removes disturbing anxieties.
- Donald G. Mitchell

If thou be industrious to procure wealth,
be generous in the disposal of it.
Man never is so happy as when he giveth happiness unto another.
- Robert Bulwer-Lytton

If you know how rich you are, you are not rich.
But me, I am not aware of the extent of my wealth.
That's how rich we are.
- Imelda Marcos

Wealth and want equally harden the human heart.
- Theodore Parker

I think when you spread the wealth around it's good for everybody.
- Barack Obama

In the same manner if any nation wasted part of its wealth,
or lost part of its trade, it could not retain the
same quantity of circulating medium which it before possessed.
- David Ricardo

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.
- Don J. Manuel

Pray to God that your attachment to such transitory things as wealth,
name, and creature comforts may become less and less every day.
- Ramakrishna

The clouds may drop down titles and estates,
and wealth may seek us, but wisdom must be sought.
- Edward Young

Excess of wealth is cause of covetousness.
- Christopher Marlowe

Teach us that wealth is not elegance,
that profusion is not magnificence, that splendor is not beauty.
- Benjamin Disraeli

All wealth consists of desirable things;
that is,
things which satisfy human wants directly or indirectly:
but not all desirable things are reckoned as wealth.
- Alfred Marshall

Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness -
great wealth,
great return, great satisfaction, great reputation,
and great joy.
- Jim Rohn

The Indian Summer of life should be a little sunny and a little sad,
like the season, and infinite in wealth and depth of tone,
but never hustled.
- Henry Adams

No advance in wealth, no softening of manners,
no reform or revolution has ever brought human equality a millimeter nearer.
- George Orwell

The modern economy isn't about the redistribution of wealth,
it's about the redistribution of time.
- Doug Coupland

In order to stand well in the eyes of the community,
it is necessary to come up to a certain,
somewhat indefinite, conventional standard of wealth.
- Thorstein Veblen

The labor movement means just this: it is the last
noble protest of the American people against the power of incorporated wealth.
- Wendell Phillips


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