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Women want mediocre men,
and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
- Margaret Mead

Hold on with a bulldog grip,
and chew and choke as much as possible.
- Abraham Lincoln

I truly believe that happiness is possible...
even when you're thirty-three
and have a bottom the size of two bowling balls.
- the movie Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

The physician can bury his mistakes,
but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines -
so they should go as far as possible from home
to build their first buildings.
- Frank Lloyd Wright


 

I contend that we are both atheists.
I just believe in one fewer god than you do.
When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods,
you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts

The only way to discover the limits of the possible
is to go beyond them into the impossible.
- Arthur C. Clarke

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible -
cowards and fools.
- Russell Baker


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It is not possible for civilization to
flow backwards while there is youth in the world.
Youth may be headstrong,
but it will advance its allotted length.
- Helen Keller

If an elderly but distinguished scientist says that something is possible,
he is almost certainly right; but if he says that it is impossible,
he is very probably wrong.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Campaign behavior for wives:
Always be on time.
Do as little talking as humanly possible.
Lean back in the parade car
so everybody can see the president.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Faith means belief in something concerning which doubt
is theoretically possible.
- William James

The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda

Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.
- Albert Einstein

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary.
To one without faith, no explanation is possible.
- Thomas Aquinas

The greatest pleasure when I started making money was
not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to
have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
- Gore Vidal

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
- Audrey Hepburn

It is possible to provide security against other ills,
but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
- Epicurus

The most imaginative people are the most credulous,
for them everything is possible.
- Alexander Chase

I am favor of cutting taxes under any circumstances and for any excuse,
for any reason, whenever it's possible.
- Milton Friedman

Since new developments are
the products of a creative mind,
we must therefore stimulate and encourage
that type of mind in every way possible.
- George Washington Carver

Walking is the best possible exercise.
Habituate yourself to walk very fast.
- Thomas Jefferson

The only thing that makes life possible
is permanent, intolerable uncertainty;
not knowing what comes next.
- Ursula K. Le Guin

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live
that his happiness shall depend
as little as possible on external things.
- Epictetus

I advocate speaking words of love
with all the sincerity that can be mustered,
as frequently as possible.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The universal Mind contains all knowledge.
It is the potential ultimate of all things.
To it, all things are possible.
- Ernest Holmes

Friendship is not possible between two women
one of whom is very well dressed.
- Laurie Colwin

I do have a political agenda.
It's to have as few regulations as possible.
- Dan Quayle

He who molds the public sentiment...
makes statutes and decisions possible or impossible to make.
- Abraham Lincoln

Life is no brief candle to me.
It is a sort of splendid torch
which I have got a hold of for the moment,
and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible
before handing it on to future generations.
- George Bernard Shaw

That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much
of my own food as possible.
- Daryl Hannah

The idea is to die young as late as possible.
- Ashley Montagu

Start by doing what's necessary;
then do what's possible;
and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
- St. Francis of Assisi

The great defense against the air menace
is to attack the enemy's aircraft
as near as possible to their point of departure.
- Winston Churchill

It is hardly possible to build anything,
if frustration, bitterness and a mood of helplessness prevail.
- Lech Walesa

With self-discipline most anything is possible.
- Theodore Roosevelt

It couldn't sound like a dog, because K9 isn't a dog,
but I made it sound as mechanical as possible.
- John Leeson

Be kind whenever possible; and it is always possible.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible
only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens.
- Plato

Experience life in all possible ways -
good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter.
Experience all the dualities.
Don't be afraid of experience,
because the more experience you have,
the more mature you become.
- Osho

So many people try to grow up too fast,
and it's not fun!
You should stay a kid as long as possible!
- Vanessa Hudgens

If you think you're free, there's no escape possible.
- Ram Dass

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

All imaginable futures are not equally possible.
- Kevin Kelly

Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons.
Love yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
- Cherie-Carter Scotts

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
- Albert Einstein

Anything Is Possible.
- Anonymous

Vision stands on the shoulders of what is actual
to get a better view of what is possible.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The best scientist is open to experience and begins with romance -
the idea that anything is possible.
- Ray Bradbury

The highest possible stage in moral culture
is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.
- Charles Darwin

The construction of Europe is an art.
It is the art of the possible.
- Jacques Chirac

Every year of my life I grow more convinced that it
is wisest and best to fix our attention on the beautiful and the good,
and dwell as little as possible on the evil and the false.
- Richard Cecil

All men dream, but not equally.
Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds,
wake in the day to find that it was vanity:
but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,
for they may act on their dreams with open eyes,
to make them possible.
- T. E. Lawrence

The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity.
Without it, no real success is possible,
no matter whether it is on a section gang,
a football field, in an army, or in an office.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

While you can and should keep your composure and happiness
regardless of circumstances - regardless of your friends,
family and co-workers - regardless of gossip, sarcasm, and negativity.
Nonetheless, life is much easier and more pleasant
when you spend as much time as possible
in the company of enthusiastic positive people -
not necessarily those who agree with you,
but those who respect your right to your point of view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For with God all things are possible.
- The Bible

Excellence is the result of
caring more than others think wise,
risking more than other's think safe,
dreaming more than others think practical,
and expecting more than others think possible.
- Anonymous

To be a Christian without prayer
is no more possible than to be alive without breathing.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you have an emotional reaction in the presence of someone,
your heart is telling you that you have
not resolved your issues with them.
In other words, you have not truly forgiven that person.
All of this begs the question, how do we forgive?
First, cease lying to yourself and stop telling yourself stories
about why you behave the way you do.
Stop blaming your behavior on other people
and take responsibility for your emotional reactions.
If you could forgive all the people in your life
who have hurt or wounded you
it would be possible to be in control of your behavior
instead of being in reaction to other people all of the time.
Imagine living life without experiencing
a constant emotional roller-coaster of pain, anger, and jealousy!
That would be bliss!
- Sheri Rosenthal

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams.
Think not about your frustrations,
but about your unfulfilled potential.
Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed in,
but with what it is still possible for you to do.
- Pope John XXIII

Once the realization is accepted that even between
the closest human beings infinite distances continue,
a wonderful living side by side can grow,
if they succeed in loving the distance between them
which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky.
- Rainer Maria Rilke

A miracle is nothing more or less than this...
Anyone who has come into a knowledge
of his true identity,
of his oneness with
the all-pervading wisdom and power,
this makes it possible for laws higher
than the ordinary mind knows of
to be revealed to him.
- Ralph Waldo Trine

It is essential to do everything possible to attract
young people to opera so they can see that it is not
some antiquated art form but a repository of the most
glorious music and drama that man has created.
- Bruce Beresford

I think this is the most extraordinary
collection of talent, of human knowledge,
that has ever been gathered at the White House -
with the possible exception of
when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.
- John F. Kennedy

Always continue the climb.
It is possible for you to do whatever you choose,
if you first get to know who you are and are willing
to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

You have to imagine it possible before you can see something.
You can have the evidence right in front of you,
but if you can't imagine something that has never existed before,
it's impossible.
- Rita Dove

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

It is very important to generate a good attitude,
a good heart, as much as possible.
From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term
for both yourself and others will come.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

If I were to wish for anything,
I should not wish for wealth and power,
but for the passionate sense of potential -
for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible.
Pleasure disappoints; possibility never.
- Soren Kierkegaard

I try to be as efficient as possible.
- Richard Jefferson

It is up to us as lawmakers to provide the resources
and streamlined processes that will enable our federal
forest managers to become the best possible steward of our lands.
- Greg Walden

If it were possible to cure evils by lamentation and
to raise the dead with tears,
then gold would be a less valuable thing than weeping.
- Sophocles


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