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Funny Planning Quotes
Funny Quotes about Planning

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The majority of men meet with failure
because of their lack of persistence
in creating new plans to take
the place of those which fail.
- Napoleon Hill

Like religion, politics, and family planning,
cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public.
It's too controversial.
- Erma Bombeck

Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming,
we lose the excitement of possibilities.
Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning.
- Gloria Steinem

In preparing for battle I have always found that
plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


 

Failing to plan is planning to fail.
- Anonymous

Ideas, yes.
Inspiration, yes.
Creativity, yes.
Planning, yes.
Perseverance, yes.
More perseverance, yes.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Never look back unless you are planning to go that way.
- Henry David Thoreau


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Under capitalism each individual engages in economic planning.
- George Reisman

Plans are nothing; planning is everything.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning.
- Winston Churchill

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it...
Success is shy - it won't come out while you're watching.
- Tennessee Williams

Choose your goal and keep your eye on it. Never give up.
Perhaps you will need to change your plan
and approach you goal from a different direction, but don't quit.
Keep thinking. Keep re-planning. Keep going.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

For many years, I have lived uncomfortably with the
belief that most planning and architectural design
suffers for lack of real and basic purpose.
The ultimate purpose, it seems to me,
must be the improvement of mankind.
- James Rouse

I was planning to remain an amateur for a while.
- Tracy Austin

If anything is certain, it is that change is certain.
The world we are planning for today will not exist in this form tomorrow.
- Phil Crosby

Think ahead.
Don't let day-to-day operations drive out planning.
- Donald Rumsfeld

I am not afraid of much.
I kill all the spiders in my house, and I'm planning to go skydiving.
I am into girl power, and I'm very self-sufficient.
- Elizabeth Banks

The West German population would protest passionately
if it knew what secret meetings between the federal chancellor,
McCoy, and foreign and Nazi generals are planning.
- Walter Ulbricht

But the delights of solitude don't only consist of dreaming.
Next in enjoyment, I think, comes planning.
- Anna Neagle

Planning to write is not writing.
Outlining, researching, talking to people about what you're doing,
none of that is writing.
Writing is writing.
- E. L. Doctorow

Thinking well to be wise: planning well,
wiser: doing well wisest and best of all.
- Malcolm Forbes

Our struggle is to identify the sources of revenue
and the means to obtain the funds.Without funds,
all the planning and research studies can't help us.
- John Breaux

To talk about planning an economic system is to talk in old terms,
and I find myself sometimes having to teach Westers
about what the market really means.
- Vaclav Klaus

Whether you are just entering the workforce or nearing retirement age,
planning for the future is critical.
- Ron Lewis

Not as much as I used to, but I use the Internet for everything.
I use it for information.
Like if I'm planning a trip or something,
I'll check out the place I'm going to.
- Catherine Bell

I'm planning a different show, though for obvious reasons
some of the material will be the same,
and of course I will perform material from the new CD.
- George Duke

I got into law school to supplement my business background.
I'm not planning to practice law.
- Shannon Miller

When I was planning Family Viewing, the Ontario Film
Development Corporation came into existence.
- Atom Egoyan

Strategic planning is worthless - unless there is first a strategic vision.
- John Naisbitt

Beware of the man who will not engage in idle conversation;
he is planning to steal your walking stick or water your stock.
- William Emerson

A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all.
It's part of the dog and pony show.
- John Turturro

We're planning on being married for a long,
long time.
- Nick Lachey

I'm planning on finishing the Gospels at some point.
- Chester Brown

This most dangerous enemy is the American counterpart
of the British Fabian Socialist,
who denies that he is a Socialist and operates behind
a mask which he calls National Planning.
- John T. Flynn

It's true that I have spoken about doing a book before,
but then everyone you speak to is planning to write a book.
- Dylan Moran

Planning is bringing the future into the present so
that you can do something about it now.
- Alan Lakein

Few men in our history have ever obtained the Presidency
by planning to obtain it.
- James A. Garfield

The agreement to place the binational planning group
at our new Northern Command was also signed in December.
- Paul Cellucci

Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had
no agency in planning it,
or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.
- Alexander Hamilton

There is nothing of any consequence in education,
in the economy, in city planning, in social policy
that does not concern black people.
- Toni Morrison

If I live to be 90, and I'm planning to,
I'll always love performing for a live audience.
- Lawrence Welk

The director is planning on titling the film 'Yummy
Fur' so we are probably planning on changing the title
of the book to 'Yummy Fur' to match the film.
- Chester Brown

Planning ahead is a measure of class.
The rich and even the middle class plan for future generations,
but the poor can plan ahead only a few weeks or days.
- Gloria Steinem

I am planning a one-man art show of original Batman
oil paintings that I will show in New York City.
- Bob Kane

My assignment was exclusively in the research field,
and my first published paper, On the Optimal Use of
Winds for Flight Planning,
was the outgrowth of that work.
- Kenneth Joseph Arrow

I did six years of planning to win the championship from Jack Dempsey.
- Gene Tunney

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember
that virtue is not hereditary.
- Thomas Paine

Any sensible family has a budget that lays out how
much will be spent for household and other purposes.
Without such planning, things would quickly go awry.
- Walter Ulbricht

I was planning to be a baseball player until I ran
into something called a curveball.
And that set me back.
- Ben Chandler

In planning an attack, persons have various roles.
- Robert Mueller

I was planning on my future as a homeless person.
I had a really good spot picked out.
- Larry David

I went into this job to do plays, but that's here for 10 weeks,
and the rest of the year I do a lot of other things-the
administrative work of planning,
reading plays.
- Michael Ritchie

I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan.
- Benazir Bhutto

Meticulous planning will enable everything a man does to appear spontaneous.
- Mark Caine

The reason that everybody likes planning is that nobody has to do anything.
- Jerry Brown

At the University of Maryland, my first year I started
off planning to major in art because I was interested in theatre design,
stage design or television design.
- Jim Henson

When I get back from this book tour,
I'm planning to learn the internet.
Maybe I can hook up in cyberspace.
- Armistead Maupin

There is no planning.
On the night it is really great, it's euphoria and
if it is not so great there is always tomorrow night.
That was his attitude.
- Ed McMahon

It's just really hard to work and get better,
building and planning for the future with the new Monte
Carlo and keeping the race team intact and keeping them healthy.
- Dale Earnhardt

Adventure is just bad planning.
- Roald Amundsen

A lot of my time was spent searching,
thinking and planning my life.
- Ryan White

Why do I need succession planning? I'm very alert,
I'm very vibrant.
I have no intention to retire.
- Sheldon Adelson

Productivity is never an accident.
It is always the result of a commitment to excellence,
intelligent planning, and focused effort.
- Paul J. Meyer

One item on my agenda is simply planning trips,
setting them as goals, something to look forward to.
- Paul Parker

Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
- Ambrose Bierce

You cannot have maternal health without reproductive health.
And reproductive health includes contraception and
family planning and access to legal,
safe abortion.
- Hillary Clinton

It is a process of finding the right music then planning
a costume to fit that style of music.
- Nancy Kerrigan

I was planning, I told everybody, to take him on the road with me.
At the very least I fully expected to keep up my hectic pace,
and my passion as a war correspondent.
- Christiane Amanpour

I think we have to notice that the business processes
we use right now for thinking and planning and budgeting
and strategy are all delivered on very tight agendas.
- Margaret J. Wheatley

What we set out to do was to ensure that this system
of fair shares and the planning and controls continued after the war,
and when we won, that's what we did.
- Barbara Castle

Well, you give me too much credit for foresight and planning.
I haven't got a clue what the hell I'm doing.
- Robert B. Parker


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