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Funny Moving On Quotes
Funny Quotes about Moving On

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Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson PHOTO

Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous

People can be more forgiving than you can imagine.
But you have to forgive yourself.
Let go of what's bitter and move on.
- Bill Cosby


 

No one is in control of your happiness but you;
therefore, you have the power to change anything
about yourself or your life that you want to change.
- Barbara De Angelis

My Mama always said you've got to put the past behind you
before you can move on.
- the movie Forrest Gump

You know you love someone when you know
you want them to be happy,
even if their happiness means
that you are not a part of it.
- Anonymous


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Before moving on, you have to clear away your cherished beliefs.
- Dick Raymond

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult.
- Anonymous

When one door closes, another opens.
But often we look so long, so regretfully,
upon the closed door,
that we fail to see the one that is opened for us.
- Helen Keller

Forgiveness is not always easy.
At times, it feels more painful
than the wound we suffered,
to forgive the one that inflicted it.
And yet, there is no peace without forgiveness.
- Marianne Williamson

There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.
It begins with the vision to recognize when a job, a life stage,
a relationship is over - and to let go.
It means leaving what's over without denying its value.
- Ellen Goodman

Letting go doesn't mean giving up...
it means moving on.
- Anonymous

Once you have seen the truth
you must make the decision to let go
of the pain, anger, and resentment you have been holding on to.
This requires you to take action.
If you are attached to your pain, resentment,
and self-righteousness, and addicted to your emotional reactions,
this will be a difficult step for you.
Taking action requires letting go of the very thing
you have been holding on to for so many years.
There is comfort in what we find familiar,
even if we are experiencing pain and suffering.
The pain and suffering itself becomes the familiarity we seek.
It takes absolute faith in yourself
plus courage, will, and discipline to let go.
But once you let go, it will be as if
the weight of the world has been taken off your shoulders.
In this process it is important to forgive
not just the others in our lives, but also ourselves.
For most people, giving ourselves
the gift of forgiveness is very challenging.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you have been divorced, you know it hurts -
especially if your marriage had lasted many years.
Whatever the circumstances of your relationship,
and whatever the nature of its ending,
there is always grief and regret -
perhaps regret over the ending,
or perhaps regret over not ending the relationship sooner -
or perhaps both.
Nonetheless, move past the grief and regret.
No matter how painful, divorce, like all endings,
opens the door to new beginnings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can learn how to let go of the past.
Whether you have experienced a break up
with someone you cared for deeply,
whether death has taken a loved one,
whether you have had a feud with a friend or family member,
whether you have lost a job.
Move on and let go.
Life can be joyful and rewarding again.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
- Victor Kiam

What surrounds us we endure better for giving it a name -
and moving on.
- Emile M. Cioran

With more than 67 percent of the Nation's freight moving on highways,
economists believe that our ability to compete internationally
is tied to the quality of our infrastructure.
- Dennis Hastert

The art of war is simple enough.
Find out where your enemy is.
Get at him as soon as you can.
Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
- Ulysses S. Grant

Motion-picture studio floors used to be all wooden and not smooth at all.
This was difficult when moving a camera around on a dolly.
- Desi Arnaz

Of course, the world is full of problems.
But on the other hand it's important to get the sense...
are we generally moving in the right direction or the wrong direction?
- Bjorn Lomborg

For me the most moving moment came when I first started working on 2001.
I was already in awe of him, and he had very much already
become Stanley Kubrick by the time the film started.
- Keir Dullea

It is very clear that voice communications is moving on to the Internet.
In the end, the price that anyone can provide for voice
transmission on the Net will trend toward zero.
- Meg Whitman

It's time to move on to the next step in the psychedelic revolution.
We've reached a certain point, but we're not moving any more.
- Ken Kesey

Don't dwell on what went wrong.
Instead, focus on what to do next.
Spend your energies on moving forward toward finding the answer.
- Denis Waitley

It's also true, however, that having conquered the regional writer ghetto,
I am now intent on conquering the nationalist writer
ghetto and moving out into the world more.
- Rick Moody

We have been in Victoria for 3 years now after moving here from Vancouver.
Victoria is a great place to live and we plan on staying
especially as the kids are now in school.
- Jonathan Brown

There's always something to suggest that you'll never be who you wanted to be.
Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.
- Phylicia Rashad

In the theater, it's about taking time in a musical segment,
a pause in a musical way and then moving on.
- Marcia Gay Harden

Last I checked, the album was #82 out of the top 200
on the Billboard charts thanks to you all.
I pray that keeps moving up and with your help it will.
- LaToya London

On the basis of Lorentz's theory, if we limit ourselves
to a single spectral line,
it suffices to assume that each atom (or molecule)
contains a single moving electron.
- Pieter Zeeman

Our whole economy is based on planned obsolescence,
and anyone who can read without moving his lips should know it by now.
- Brooks Stevens

I can tell you one thing, Iran is closer to developing
nuclear weapons today than it was a week ago,
or a month ago or a year ago.
It's just moving on with its efforts.
- Benjamin Netanyahu

I began writing a book on love because I felt that
the United States is moving away from love.
- Bell Hooks

I've always believed that if you don't stay moving,
they will throw dirt on you.
- Paul Anka

The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it
back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
- Edward Fitzgerald

The moving finger writes, and having written moves on.
Nor all thy piety nor all thy wit, can cancel half a line of it.
- Omar Khayyam

Part of growing up is just taking what you learn from
that and moving on and not taking it to heart.
- Beverley Mitchell

Don't you know by now, luck don't lead to anything
or why you keep on moving.
- Steve Winwood

Well I was out in the garden moving rocks on the day of the Emmys.
I was just playing in the dirt.
- Charles Keating

Our national security is at risk when we rely on foreign
oil to keep our economy moving forward.
- Bill Shuster

Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.
- Dave Mustaine

I was young and felt like it was opportunity 'cause
they were moving units back then on the underground scene.
- Young Buck

Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane,
I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way.
- Garth Brooks

I can see that if this was an album done 10 or 15 years
ago we could see we were moving on to some place else.
- Wayne Coyne

Our state's strategy on methamphetamine,
and any other issue, is going to be a moving target.
- Phil Bredesen

I definitely feel we're moving forward.
There's a lot more understanding...
there's less fear and we're working on there being less hatred.
- Melissa Etheridge

The jam is moving toward the Capitol where Congress
sits in judgment on all the administrative agencies of Government.
- Grace Abbott

Looking back on those days and little leaguer,
the Hall of Fame is not even a blinking star,
but through baseball travels and moving up the ladder,
that star begins to flicker.
- Wade Boggs

Well I certainly have learned and I hope I'm moving
on and certainly two years of prison was a terrible punishment.
- Jeffrey Archer

The future depends entirely on what each of us does every day;
a movement is only people moving.
- Gloria Steinem

Kubrick's vision seemed to be that humans are doomed,
whereas Clarke's is that humans are moving on to a
better stage of evolution.
- Marvin Minsky

Being on a boat that's moving through the water,
it's so clear.
Everything falls into place in terms of what's important and what's not.
- James Taylor

I am pretty embroiled in moving on and moving forward with music.
- Andy Summers

It had rained on some vivid green ferns in Maine and it was quite beautiful.
I was moving the camera slightly and studying the ground glass.
Looking at those 20 square inches, trying to find out
just what were the right elements to include.
- John Sexton

Being an actor gives you a chance to play all kinds of roles,
very moving and dramatic on one project,
silly and girlish on another.
That's the most interesting thing out this business,
you get to keep reinventing yourself.
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

If you direct your attention to the position of a bird
with regard to the wave surface,
it will speedily be noticed to be nearly always on
the rising side or face of the wave and moving apparently
at right angles to the wave's course,
but really diagonal to it.
- Lawrence Hargrave

There were probably about five games in my career where
everything was moving in slow motion and you could be out there all day,
totally in the zone, and you don't even know where you are on the field,
everything is just totally blocked out.
- Lawrence Taylor

Moreover, the concern of some that moving DNA among
species would breach customary breeding barriers and
have profound effects on natural evolutionary processes
has substantially disappeared as the science revealed
that such exchanges occur in nature.
- Paul Berg

During the period of capital moving from one employment to another,
the profits on that to which capital is flowing will be relatively high,
but will continue so no longer than till the requisite capital is obtained.
- David Ricardo

But actually, I'm planning on moving to New York this
year and I can tell you one reason why I think New York is incredible:
I think things happen to you that you don't expect have happen to you.
- Jason Schwartzman

All of the sports have a safety net,
but boxing is the only sport that has none.
So when the fighter is through, he is through.
While he was fighting his management was very excited for him,
but now that he is done, that management team is moving on.
- Gerry Cooney

I guess I feel that I was following my instincts,
and at the same time being guided by the best.
I became totally intrigued with Louisiana -
the people,
the food.
It is a part of my life.
Everything that has happened for me since moving here
has just been icing on the cake.
- Emeril Lagasse

Whenever I arrive on a real location,
I have to move around and work out what the best angles are going to be.
When I was moving around with the lens,
I discovered things that the naked eye would not have.
- Pedro Almodovar

I love eulogies.
They are the most moving kind of speech because they
attempt to pluck meaning from the fog,
and on short order, when the emotions are still ragged
and raw and susceptible to leaps.
- Peggy Noonan

I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes,
so live not in your yesterdays, no just for tomorrow,
but in the here and now.
Keep moving and forget the post mortems;
and remember,
no one can get the jump on the future.
- Carl Sandburg

I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is.
Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed
and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often,
I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
- Garry Shandling

Between you and me, I think that may be one of the
things that will help with the collaboration,
because there are things Eric thinks I'm moving too quickly on,
and there are things I think he's dragging out.
When it gets to the editor they can arbitrate.
- Robert Asprin

We cannot wait for governments to do it all.
Globalization operates on Internet time.
Governments tend to be slow moving by nature,
because they have to build political support for every step.
- Kofi Annan

We are also fortunate in being in quite a sheltered environment,
in terms of people moving on to do other things,
because there are relatively few companies in Scotland
that are looking for the skill set that we've developed.
- David Milne


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