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Funny Quotes about Situation

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Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby


 

If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change.
If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change.
- John A. Simone, Sr.

The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him
a situation which common sense,
without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully.
- Walter Lippmann

Nobody has ever asked the nuclear family to live
all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support,
we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead


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Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely
ones in virtually every social situation,
from dating to trial by jury.
- Martha Beck

When an inner situation is not made conscious,
it appears outside as fate.
- Carl Jung

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the
very instant we are laughing.
- Allen Klein

Through humor, you can soften some
of the worst blows that life delivers.
And once you find laughter,
no matter how painful your situation might be,
you can survive it.
- Bill Cosby

I know of no more disagreeable situation than to be
left feeling generally angry without anybody in particular to be angry at.
- Frank Moore Colby

A woman's life can really be a succession of lives,
each revolving around some emotionally compelling situation or challenge,
and each marked off by some intense experience.
- Wallis Simpson

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation.
It gets the hurt out in the open into the light,
out of the darkness.
- Reba McEntire

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

Very few people possess true artistic ability.
It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate
the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint,
simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
- Fran Lebowitz

As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the
situation with as much data as I can gather and as
much expertise as I have and as much experience as
I have to determine whether or not the wish of the
patient is medically justified.
- Jack Kevorkian

Anger and Danger are intimately intertwined.
An angry person is a dangerous person,
whether that person crosses our path
or whether the angry person is ourself.
To complete the anger/danger cycle,
whenever we feel threatened -
when we believe we are in danger -
we tend to exhibit anger as well as fear.
We look for someone to blame for the dangerous situation,
and direct our anger toward them.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It's not the situation that's causing your stress,
it's your thoughts,
and you can change that right here and now.
You can choose to be peaceful right here and now.
Peace is a choice,
and it has nothing to do with
what other people do or think.
- Gerald Jampolsky

I am determined to be cheerful and happy
in whatever situation I may find myself.
For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness
is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition.
- Martha Washington

Man, I just feel blessed...
I was in a situation where the only way I could come
out of it was by putting my faith in God.
No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had,
everything was just stacked up against me.
- Puff Daddy

Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks
for everything that happens to you,
knowing that every step forward is a step toward
achieving something bigger and better than your current situation.
- Brian Tracy

Any time you have a situation in which you are calling
for more time rather than calling for Iraq to immediately comply,
it plays into the hands of Saddam Hussein.
- Condoleezza Rice

The theatre was created to tell people the truth about
life and the social situation.
- Stella Adler

The abjection of our political situation is the only true challenge today.
Only facing up to this situation in all its desperation
can help us get out of it.
- Jean Baudrillard

Situation comedies are old-fashioned -
they stick to formulas.
I resent their music which is old fashioned.
I resent the use of a laugh track.
- Bill Bixby

Actually, the Kentucky moment was better than winning
the two National Championships,
because it was the epitome of what I try to get from
a team in a crisis situation.
- Mike Krzyzewski

That's the ultimate gratification in any business situation -
do customers buy the product? And do they use it and
do they come back and buy more of it?
- Jim Barksdale

But I think the image that's thrown out on television is a bad image.
Because you see players who want to imitate hip-hop stars.
And the NBA is taking advantage of the situation.
- Oscar Robertson

It's much easier to write when you're sad.
But you can end up isolated and depressed because you
almost need to put yourself in that situation to have
that angst to write from.
- Natalie Imbruglia

Never forget that the key to the situation lies in
the will and not in the imagination.
- Evelyn Underhill

When I'm writing a woman character, I don't think,
'What would a woman do?' I just think,
'What would this character do in this situation?'
- Ken Follett

The power to define the situation is the ultimate power.
- Jerry Rubin

Greater than scene is situation.
Greater than situation is implication.
Greater than all of these is a single,
entire human being, who will never be confined in any frame.
- Eudora Welty

They committed murder, it is true; but their situation
may have rendered it inevitable.
- Philip Hone

You know, I think it's one of those cases where the
situation really does dictate your level of ridicule.
- Michael McKean

It's something I've always loved doing.
I'm not one of the artists who comes in and just does my bit.
I'm there every second of every day.
That's my hands-on situation.
- Keith Urban

The E.U.
has moved to combat global terrorism by instituting
common European arrest and evidence warrants and creating
a joint situation center to pool and analyze intelligence.
- John Bruton

The Getty family has been fully supportive throughout this situation,
and for that, I am very grateful.
- Gordon Getty

Language is a tool adequate to provide any degree of
precision relevant to a particular situation.
- Kenneth L. Pike

I have sung for Americans of every political persuasion,
and I am proud that I never refuse to sing to an audience,
no matter what religion or color of their skin,
or situation in life.
- Pete Seeger

Fortunately, when it comes to meat and poultry,
I have the really wonderful situation of having producers
and processors that produce and process a very high-quality product.
- Mike Johanns

The situation in Iraq is dangerous but the regional
situation is also very complicated and precarious.
- Joschka Fischer

In 1995 the whole political situation was very complicated.
I was the first deputy prime minister,
and at the same time I had very low influence in the government.
- Anatoly Chubais

Understanding can overcome any situation,
however mysterious or insurmountable it may appear to be.
- Norman Vincent Peale

Being broke is a temporary situation.
Being poor is a state of mind.
- Mike Todd

The unity in any painter's work arises from the fact that a person,
brought to a desperate situation, will behave in a certain way...
style.
- Frank Auerbach

When you fully understand the situation,
it is worse than you think.
- Barry Commoner

I don't get nervous in any situation.
There's no such thing as nerves when you're playing games.
- Shaquille O'Neal

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence,
I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes
in each office and situation.
- Colin Quinn

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes
I don't have control of every situation.
- Beyonce Knowles

It puts you in a kind of a strange situation where
everybody is looking at every little thing you do.
- Glenn Close

No matter how difficult your situation may be you have
to follow the Lord of the Second Advent completely.
- Sun Myung Moon

If you have ever been in a real tragic or sad situation,
the words that come out are hopelessly inadequate and kind of cliched.
- Erika Slezak

Well, now we have exactly the same situation as at
the beginning of the race,
only exactly opposite.
- Murray Walker

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually
not neutral but in favor of the status quo.
- Max Eastman

If you're ever in a situation where you're not getting
served or you can't get what you need,
just cry.
- Jane Fonda

Some people have such a talent for making the best
of a bad situation that they go around creating bad
situations so they can make the best of them.
- Jean Kerr

I don't like to read novels where the novelist tells
me what to think about the situation and the characters.
I prefer to discover for myself.
- Frederick Wiseman

Strong characters are brought out by change of situation,
and gentle ones by permanence.
- Jean Paul

We want peace and a political solution to the situation in Chechnya.
- Boris Yeltsin

Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to
live all by itself in a box the way we do.
With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.
- Margaret Mead

Kobe enjoys that situation.
Stepping up and making the big basket or being involved in a key play.
- Jason Kidd

One cannot have wisdom without perspective,
but once gaining perspective, one attains wisdom.
Wisdom is the ability to view every situation
as each person who is in any way affected
by that situation might view it.
Wisdom benefits from having a knowledge of history,
and therefore a historical perspective,
as well from as having the perspective of imagination -
the realm of the what-might-be
inhabited by futurists and science-fiction writers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

But, right now, the situation is that almost all of
my writing is out of print.
- Peter Sotos

From a moral point of view, there is no excuse for terrorist acts,
regardless of the motive or the situation under which they are carried out.
- Jurgen Habermas

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality,
invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation.
- Joseph Conrad

I hope I am not too repetitive.
However, coming to terms with death is part of the general human situation.
- Margaret Mahy

There is no black-and-white situation.
It's all part of life.
Highs, lows, middles.
- Van Morrison

It's not the situation...
It's your reaction to the situation.
- Robert Conklin

You know, North Korea situation is far worse than East Germany,
and South Korea is weaker than West Germany.
- Kim Dae Jung


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