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Do you feel stuck?
Whether in a project, a job, a relationship,
or some other situation,
there is a time for perseverance,
and a time for letting go and moving on.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Don't project your past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Once you have mastered time,
you will understand how true it is that
most people overestimate what
they can accomplish in a year -
and underestimate what
they can achieve in a decade!
- Tony Robbins

I choose not to project my past onto my future.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

After two weeks of working on a project,
you know whether it will work or not.
- Bill Budge

I don't start with a design objective,
I start with a communication objective.
I feel my project is successful if it communicates
what it is supposed to communicate.
- Mike Davidson

The success of a project is best predicted
by the enthusiasm of its participants.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Profit in business comes from repeat customers,
customers that boast about your project or service,
and that bring friends with them.
- W. Edwards Deming

Life change comes about in two complementary ways -
the "aha" moment, which occurs in a flash of insight;
and the conscious redesigning of habitual behaviors,
which is a lifelong project.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Completion:
It is time for the project to be over.
You submitted the proposal, you painted your house,
you passed-in the term paper.
Whatever praise or criticism you received,
it is now time to move on to your next project.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I was so exhausted after fighting for the project for five years,
shooting it was like the Bataan Death March.
- Tom Berenger

Television and film acting is really fun because you
are working with other people and you are not completely
responsible for the outcome of the project.
- Alex Borstein

We may not always be aware of it, but we all create
and repeat affirmations constantly.
The problem is, we typically don't pay attention
to exactly what those affirmations are saying.
Often we go through the day giving ourselves
all sorts of contradictory, or even negative messages.
We may project confidence to the world around us,
while our inner dialogue says...
I hope this works.
I am so nervous about this.
I hope I don't blow it.
Affirmations are self fulfilling prophecies.
If we say, This is never going to work
... then chances are excellent it never will.
- John Assaraf

My first payback to society in life,
was The Dolphin Project.
- Rick Danko

Somebody gave me this drum machine and somebody else
asked me to program something for a project.
I really liked programming and I was really interested
in using the drum machine.
- Ikue Mori

I was part of a group that had a cinema club so every
week we would project two or three movies on 16 or 35mm.
- Guillermo del Toro

Maimonides taught that it is better that 10 criminals
go free than let one innocent man be executed.
The Innocence Project represents that point of view.
- Norman Lamm

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel
coming that are being looked at.
Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.
- Gil Gerard

People see you as an object, not as a person,
and they project a set of expectations onto you.
People who don't have it think beauty is a blessing,
but actually it sets you apart.
- Candice Bergen

The best project is one that asks a novel question.
- Walter Gilbert

I like the creative aspect of developing a project.
- Priscilla Presley

If your project doesn't work, look for the part that
you didn't think was important.
- Arthur Bloch

But now, today, we don't know if Over the River is
truly the next project to be realized,
because something very nice happened to our life in November in New York.
- Christo

Creative Artists Agency put together a project of extraordinary
mediocrity and colossal stupidity.
Otherwise, it was great.
- Mikhail Baryshnikov

I do like any kind of project that has both comedy
and drama in it because in life you don't have one
day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
- Topher Grace

Throughout my career, if I have done anything,
I have paid attention to every note and every word I sing -
if I respect the song.
If I cannot project this to a listener,
I fail.
- Frank Sinatra

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.
- Colin Mochrie

The main problem was a pacing problem.
I had wanted the project to be about 20-30 issues,
and I should have written it out as a full script beforehand.
- Chester Brown

We have a project with Unocal here in Los Angeles,
where we as an environmental organization,
the oil company, and the state all get together to
promote the recycling of used motor oil.
- Ted Danson

As soon as one project is finished I like to go straight on to something else.
- Marc Almond

As long as I had easy access to psychedelics at the
government-sponsored research project,
most of my energy went into psychedelic sessions.
- Stanislav Grof

One of the responsibilities faced by the Environmental
Genome Project is to provide the science base upon
which society can make better informed risk management decisions.
- Samuel Wilson

The process is intense and the producers,
who are intelligent men, are bringing in new people
for a fresh look at a complicated project that has
been in the making for 10 years.
- Ednita Nazario

Australia as a nation, as a set of cities and some regional centres,
that project died a death and we didn't get it up,
but I still think there's merit in that.
- Susan Oliver

I don't work on a project unless I believe that it
will dramatically improve life for a bunch of people.
- Dean Kamen

Every book is a new journey.
I never felt I was an expert on a subject as I embarked on a project.
- David McCullough

How does a project get to be a year late? One day at a time.
- Frederick P. Brooks, Jr.

I hope to devote all of my spare time,
which ordinarily would go to research,
my summers, and every ounce of strength I can muster to further the project.
- Louis Finkelstein

What is needed is an all-out science project to get
vehicles off of gasoline,
rather than off of the earth.
- Brad Sherman

Some of these sketches were done at the very beginning of the Pirates project,
when I was trying to find a direction for myself.
That was the early sixties...
maybe 61 or 62.
- Marc Davis

But I also think that the more you reason collectively
about what the project should be at the beginning of the process,
the more you can improvise later.
- Walter Salles

I developed some unique software to public it on the
web that I call the Folklore Project.
- Andy Hertzfeld

Project Xanadu is essentially my trademark.
It was originally, and has returned to my arms as that.
- Ted Nelson

When I was teaching at Harvard in the 1970s,
I went to Project Incorporated in Cambridge and took photography classes.
I didn't even know how to aim the camera in those days.
- Ann Beattie

I'm doing a play, a musical.
The musical follows the Mamma Mia concept.
It's my first LA theater project.
- Tatyana Ali

I've been spoiled by this project.
I was given the script and went in to read,
realizing that this was a powerful story and one that wasn't told very often.
- Wentworth Miller

It is my really sincere desire that we get an opportunity
to play long enough for people to really grab on and become fans,
because I think it's a great project.
- Ron Glass

There is a healthy fraternal rivalry,
but nothing serious and we both have been looking for
a project to do together.
I guess he may direct me in a project some day.
- Mackenzie Astin

It's a project that touched me as an immigrant and as a New Yorker.
- Daniel Libeskind

My project was radiation damage of Si and Ge by energetic electrons,
critical for the use of the recently developed semiconductor
devices for applications in outer space.
- Walter Kohn

I think it's the most extraordinary studio around.
I would love to do my next project with Pixar.
- Brad Bird

You wouldn't recognize me from one project to the next.
- Rachael Leigh Cook

I changed my mind because of a scene between Howard Cunningham and Richie.
The father-son situation was written so movingly,
I fell in love with the project.
- Tom Bosley

This mission was the project of a decade's work.
- Philippe Perrin

The war project at Stanford was essentially completed,
and I accepted an offer of an Assistant Professorship
at the University of Minnesota,
which had a good biochemistry department.
- Paul D. Boyer

The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project
to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit
being a newspaper editor and went back to college.
- Tony Hillerman

I get offered a lot of science fiction work and there
is a new project in the pipeline called Master Race,
set in World War II, but that's a little way off yet.
- Jeremy Bulloch

I always need a couple of highlights to really spark
the passion for a project.
- Lasse Hallstrom

While President Bush likes to project an image of strength and courage,
the real truth is that in the presence of his large financial contributors,
he is a moral coward.
- Al Gore

Until now, I've not done a project where the produce,
rapper and singer has never worked together like this before,
and I had a chance to try a variety of styles.
- Namie Amuro

We've done all the work that HRC wanted on the twin
and the project has been completed.
We were consistently up there with the top guys and
that is what HRC wanted to prove.
- Sete Gibernau

Chefs, as a whole, say yes to any project,
fundraiser, or tasting because they have such a generous spirit.
- Charlie Trotter

If you fall in love with somebody you're working with,
fine, but wait till your project is over.
- Liev Schreiber

I talked to everyone about the project:
actors and extras,
members of the crew and passers by.
- James D'arcy

Half-jokingly, I asked what was wrong with me.
So we made a deal: I would run his biological research
provided I had a free hand to run my new project.
- James W. Black

I object to you using words like squander and pork.
What is pork in one part of the country is an essential project in another part.
- John Breaux

It's absolutely crucial for the Democrats to have a sense of their history,
of who they are, in order to be able to project their
values and stand up for them.
- Sidney Blumenthal

Leadership offers an opportunity to make a difference in someone's life,
no matter what the project.
- Bill Owens

Our purpose in this project is to begin to turn that fear of cancer,
actually America's greatest fear, into a future,
not only free of fear, but full of hope.
- Andrew von Eschenbach

The project to settle Palestinians here will be never
be approved during my tenure regardless of the price.
- Emile Lahoud

It's not the style that motivates me,
as much as an attitude of openness that I have when I go into a project.
- Herbie Hancock


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