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Darren L. Johnson Quotes
Funny Quotes by Darren L. Johnson

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A big part of letting go is recognizing
when it is time to stay in a situation
and when it is time to move on.
- Darren L. Johnson

I believe it is important for people to create a healthy
mental environment in which to accomplish daily tasks.
- Darren L. Johnson

Whatever you do, never stop dreaming.
- Darren L. Johnson

Love is the foundation from which your decisions about
your life should be made.
- Darren L. Johnson


 

There is no greater level and form of belief than believing in yourself.
- Darren L. Johnson

Make sure you take the time to feed yourself with what
your spirit has to offer.
- Darren L. Johnson

Don't get too caught up in making money or having a job,
get excited about the fact that you can design your life.
- Darren L. Johnson


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Your destiny is in your hands.
Creating the life you want is only, and always,
up to you.
- Darren L. Johnson

The process of letting go is like taking a journey
to the center of your being.
- Darren L. Johnson

The more complicated this society becomes,
the greater the need is to simplify your life.
- Darren L. Johnson

Long-lasting change that will help you create new habits
and actions requires an inside-out approach,
as well as two very important tools:
the mirror and time.
- Darren L. Johnson

Giving up represents a choice you make when you decide
not to take action on something over which you actually do have control.
- Darren L. Johnson

Forgiveness leads to love, and love leads to forgiveness.
- Darren L. Johnson

We all talk to ourselves.
A major key to success exists in what we say to ourselves,
which helps to shape our attitude and mindset.
- Darren L. Johnson

Choosing to be miserable is an option,
but not one I recommend.
- Darren L. Johnson

When you choose not to take action on something because
you realize you have no control,
this is letting go.
- Darren L. Johnson

Ironically, it is not until we are prepared to let
go of something that we can really enjoy it.
- Darren L. Johnson

If we need to be reminded to love one another,
then we have already lost sight of the very essence of our existence.
- Darren L. Johnson

We all must learn to dig down deep inside,
trust that inner voice, and not be afraid to face and forgive ourselves.
- Darren L. Johnson

Success, for me, is being able to provide information
that will help to change someone's life positively.
- Darren L. Johnson

If you want to grow, you must learn to let go.
- Darren L. Johnson

Change is wonderful, and necessary.
- Darren L. Johnson

Do not lose hope in what the universe has placed you here to do.
- Darren L. Johnson

It is important for us consciously to say,
or claim, only the things we want rather than what we do not want.
- Darren L. Johnson

The 'stuff' around us represents the stuff inside of us.
- Darren L. Johnson

Just as you choose to get up every day,
go to your job, and drive the same car,
you decide how much of an impact your past has on you -
today.
- Darren L. Johnson

Be who you want to be, do what it takes to be that way,
and in time, you will have what you want in life.
- Darren L. Johnson

Your behavior is based on your beliefs,
and what you do and say, over and over again,
helps develop your habits.
- Darren L. Johnson

When you accept the fact you have no control and choose not to take any action,
you are letting go.
- Darren L. Johnson

Acknowledging and accepting whatever stuff you may
have to let go comes easier when you love yourself.
- Darren L. Johnson

The ego constantly competes with the spirit for control over your inner voice.
- Darren L. Johnson

Most of us believe outside situations shape our attitudes when,
in fact, it is our view of the situations that shape our attitudes.
- Darren L. Johnson

You have choices to make about what you do with the rest of your life.
- Darren L. Johnson

We need to listen to our experiences.
- Darren L. Johnson

If our core belief is based on what other people think,
then we eventually will allow their opinions to become our reality.
- Darren L. Johnson

Although most of us realize what we control and do not control,
we live as though we do not really know,
and in some cases we spend years focusing on things we cannot control.
- Darren L. Johnson

In order to change unwanted habits and actions,
it is important to take the time to get to know yourself.
- Darren L. Johnson

Planned change is good.
It is being the best, giving your best,
and doing your best-on purpose.
- Darren L. Johnson

We live within two environments: one is physical and surrounds us;
the other is mental and is inside of us.
Both can be designed to support your success.
- Darren L. Johnson

Fear stimulates us to take action and can be our friend,
but if you act as though fear is not there-if you deny
it-it will build and create barriers.
- Darren L. Johnson

How you manage yourself as you deal with stuff in your
life largely determines the quality of your life.
- Darren L. Johnson

In order to grow, you must learn to let go and strive
toward something greater.
- Darren L. Johnson

I finally learned to live in the present and focus
only on what I want rather than what I don't want.
- Darren L. Johnson

Believing in who you are is a major part of a powerful combination for success.
- Darren L. Johnson

Your spirit is the universal voice of love -
in you.
- Darren L. Johnson

Anytime there is a struggle between doing what is actually
right and doing what seems right,
then your ego is interfering with your decision.
- Darren L. Johnson

Some people are so afraid of getting to know themselves
that they live and define their lives through the dreams and goals of others.
- Darren L. Johnson

Ultimately, your state of mind determines your circumstances.
To realize the outcomes you want, it is critical to
recognize and experience the transition from our present thoughts,
habits, and actions to new thoughts,
habits,
and actions.
- Darren L. Johnson

When you do not know how to focus your thoughts effectively,
they can become scattered, miscellaneous,
and fixated on "stuff"-negative notions,
toxic relationships, and situations from the past.
- Darren L. Johnson

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
- Stephen King

It takes a big cat to be number 2.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Winners Dream Big Dreams.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor

Hang tough... big girl panties today.
- Anonymous humor

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.
- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb

Life is a great big canvas,
and you should throw all the paint you can on it.
- Danny Kaye

Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.
And man can be as big as he wants.
No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
- John F. Kennedy

The big question is whether you are going to be able
to say a hearty yes to your adventure.
- Joseph Campbell

Life is like dancing.
If we have a big floor, many people will dance.
Some will get angry when the rhythm changes.
But life is changing all the time.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Just because an animal is large, it doesn't mean he doesn't want kindness;
however big Tigger seems to be, remember that he wants as much kindness as Roo.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated;
you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- David Lloyd George

When you see someone putting on his Big Boots,
you can be pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back
and realize they were the big things.
- Robert Brault

The incestuous relationship between government and
big business thrives in the dark.
- Jack Anderson

Little minds have little worries,
big minds have no time for worries.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.
- Harrison Ford

Make big plans; aim high in hope and work,
remembering that a noble, logical diagram once recorded will not die.
- Daniel Burnham

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning
and watches the Discovery Channel.
I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
- Jeff Foxworthy

A corporation's primary goal is to make money.
Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of
that money and give it to others.
- Larry Ellison

To make pictures big is to make them more powerful.
- Robert Mapplethorpe


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