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Funny Missing You Quotes
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
- Kay Knudsen

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you
don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson

Existence needs you.
Without you, something will be missing
in existence and nobody can replace it.
Thats what gives you dignity,
that the whole existence will miss you.
- Osho

The computer can't tell you the emotional story.
It can give you the exact mathematical design,
but what's missing is the eyebrows.
- Frank Zappa


 

There's something missing in the music industry today...
and it's music.
Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.
- Jimmy Buffett

I began to believe the fairy tales: You know,
how we're all out there looking for our magical missing half.
- Michael Bergin

If you don't get on the field and play then you will be missing out.
- Michael Schenker


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I think the reason I don't read is because,
when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else.
You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
- Adam Sandler

If you don't have it in your part, leave it out,
because there is enough missing already.
- Eugene Ormandy

You can't recover memories of a missing event.
That's a fallacy.
- Betty Hill

The rules are learnt in order to be broken,
but if you don't know them, then something is missing.
- Nicolas Roeg

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling
backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean,
and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.
- H. L. Mencken

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a
great many things that are missing.
If you don't have love in your life,
no matter what else there is,
it's not enough.
- Ann Landers

I'm certainly not sorry that there were some things I missed.
You may think you're missing something at that time
but later when you look at it,
you didn't miss anything.
- Ivan Lendl

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson

You know what shows today are missing? Stars.
- Aaron Spelling

You can be the best person in the league but if you don't win championships,
something's missing.
- Terrell Davis

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot...
when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
- Michael Jordan

If you don't think every day is a good day,
just try missing one.
- Cavett Robert

When you were riding on the crest of a wave,
youwere most likely to be missing out on something.
- Knute Rockne

When you are alone you are not alone,
you are simply lonely -
and there is a tremendous difference
between loneliness and aloneness.
When you are lonely you are thinking of the other,
you are missing the other.
Loneliness is a negative state.
You are feeling that it would have been
better if the other were there -
your friend, your wife, your mother,
your beloved, your husband.
It would have been good if the other
were there, but the other is not.
Loneliness is absence of the other.
Aloneness is the presence of oneself.
Aloneness is very positive.
It is a presence, overflowing presence.
You are so full of presence
that you can fill the whole universe
with your presence and there is no need for anybody.
- Osho

Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul,
that you never knew was missing.
- Torquato Tasso

If you run an Internet search on Vietnam and the war,
most of the information you get begins at about 1962.
I think this is telling.
It is missing the whole period that led up to the reasons
the war happened in the first place.
- Brendan Fraser

But maybe it's up in the hills under the leaves or in a ditch somewhere.
Maybe it's never found.
But what you find, whatever you find,
is always only part of the missing, and writing is
the way the poet finds out what it is he found.
- Paul Engle

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves,
only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of
us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something.
- Gamal Abdel Nasser

And religion causes most of the problems,
war, and economics of course, and study your history
or you're going to repeat it;
and if you're burning a Harry Potter book you need some serious counseling,
you don't get it, you're missing the whole point.
- Michael Berryman

But I just felt at one point that I was on a hamster wheel,
you know? Just doing movie after movie and thinking
so much about career related things and I think missing
out on hanging with my friends and family as much I needed to.
- Woody Harrelson

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
- Ilie Nastase

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx

Where There is Love,
Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Whenever God wakes in us, our thinking
becomes clear - nothing is missing.
- St. Thomas Aquinas

Nothing is missing - Lack is an illusion.
We always have everything we truly need.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that where there is love, nothing is missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel

We ourselves feel that what we are doing
is just a drop in the ocean.
But the ocean would be less
because of that missing drop.
- Mother Teresa

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

Human and moral factors must always be considered.
They must never be missing from policies and from public discussion.
- Herman Kahn

I just had a baby.
I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful,
because I can't imagine missing all that time with my daughter.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

I think that freshness and that innocence is something
that is missing from a lot of female singers.
I'm certainly not denying that I'm young,
but I'm not fluff.
- Jessica Simpson

I can't find my car keys in the morning.
Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare.
"Where's my wallet? Where are my keys? I have to go find a missing person."
- Anthony LaPaglia

What we are missing, utterly and completely,
in this government is accountability.
- Paul Hawken

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.
- Warren Cuccurullo

But to me what seems to be missing in a lot of portfolios is Cartooning.
- Craig McCracken

There was a tremendous amount of disappointment in
missing the World Cup finals in 1998,
so they're getting excited about this one and I really
think we could do well in the Far East.
- Robbie Keane

God isn't dead - he's just missing in action.
- Phil Ochs

What it missing, I think, is this notion of the common good.
- Susan George

I would have thought he would be there out of just plain curiosity.
It was incredible that he was missing.
- James Kirkwood

I see some some of these other guys,
and they're wearing the hats and the jackets and saying
the words and they're relating and they're picking.
But there's something missing.
- Jessi Colter

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.
It moved to Alaska.
Now Santa Claus is missing.
- Steven Wright

In an age of specialization people are proud to be
able to do one thing well,
but if that is all they know about, they are missing
out on much else life has to offer.
- Dennis Flanagan

That's what we're missing.
We're missing argument.
We're missing debate.
We're missing colloquy.
We're missing all sorts of things.
Instead, we're accepting.
- Studs Terkel

We'll have all the same players...
We'll be missing one, actually.
- Sonny Bono

I state for the record that I have never sought funds from any POW family,
nor led them to believe in any way that we were going
on a mission to rescue their specific missing loved one.
- Bo Gritz

There is no tragedy in missing a putt,
no matter how short.
All have erred in this respect.
- Walter Hagen

Even before my audition, there were several pages missing
from my script because those bits were so unbelievably
secret not even I was allowed to see them.
- Ian Hart

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities.
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
- Lily Tomlin

So okay, I accepted, and I realized while working for
that concert that I'd been missing something very important and vital to me,
and that something was music.
- Joseph Jarman

So much of Jaws was amazing because the mind filled in what was missing.
- Bill Sienkiewicz

I've been missing Japanese literature so much of late.
- Utada Hikaru

Sometimes, only one person is missing,
and the whole world seems depopulated.
- Alphonse de Lamartine

So, do I think I'm missing something? I really don't,
and I think that comes with age.
- Jami Gertz

One missing child is one too many.
- John Walsh

That was a surprise.
I just had wished that Wil Wheaton was there.
He was missing from the last show and it would have
been nice if everyone could have been there.
- Denise Crosby

There are moments when I can't believe I'm as old as I am.
But I feel better physically than I did 10 years ago.
I don't think, Oh God, I'm missing something.
- Madonna Ciccone

Playing "bop" is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing.
- Duke Ellington

There is a major ingredient missing from our perception
of how changes are brought about;
that ingredient is power.
- Paul Wellstone

Sometimes one of us might be missing because we might be away or something,
but there's always four or five.
- Bruce Johnston

I'm missing a knuckle, it's crushed inside my hand at the moment.
- Trish Stratus


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