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Funny Existence Quotes
Funny Quotes about Existence

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The life of inner peace,
being harmonious and without stress,
is the easiest type of existence.
- Norman Vincent Peale

The existence of an anthropomorphic
"Father-figure" deity is not impossible,
merely exceptionally improbable and illogical.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blind-folded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson

The whole secret of existence is to have no fear.
- The Buddha


 

I believe in the compelling power of love.
I do not understand it.
I believe it to be the most fragrant blossom of all this thorny existence.
- Theodore Dreiser

As far as we can discern,
the sole purpose of human existence
is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.
- Carl Jung

The highest education is that which
does not merely give us information
but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
- Rabindranath Tagore


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As soon as man does not take his existence for granted,
but beholds it as something
unfathomably mysterious, thought begins.
- Albert Schweitzer

If you have found your truth within yourself
there is nothing more in this whole existence to find.
- Osho

We imagine that we want to escape our selfish and commonplace existence,
but we cling desperately to our chains.
- Anne Sullivan Macy

The sacred altar of all existence
is where we meet our ancestors
and our descendants yet unborn.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Existence needs you.
Without you, something will be missing
in existence and nobody can replace it.
Thats what gives you dignity,
that the whole existence will miss you.
- Osho

Change is the essential process of all existence.
- Spock character in Star Trek

The only way to deal with an unfree world
is to become so absolutely free
that your very existence is an act of rebellion.
- Albert Camus

Life is NOT "Supposed to be Fair."
Know that there is no single way that life is "supposed" to be.
Demanding that life meet our expectations
is a sure fire recipe for a miserable existence.
Life is a game with no rules.
Life just happens to us regardless of our best intentions.
Our only path to happiness lies in being open
to receiving whatever life throws at us -
with Gratitude. Have NO Expectations of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We are all born for love.
It is the principle of existence, and its only end.
- Benjamin Disraeli

From wonder into wonder existence opens.
- Lao Tzu

If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much
more romantic and nomadic existence.
- David McCallum

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy,
but that it is a bore.
It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line.
- H. L. Mencken

The whole secret of existence is to have no fear.
Never fear what will become of you, depend on no one.
Only the moment you reject all help are you freed.
- The Buddha

Fate is nothing but the deeds committed
in a prior state of existence.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Pay It Forward.
Gift future generations in proportion to your gratitude.
The nature of life is that we pay forward
our biological creation and nurture.
Our parents gift us with life and nurture,
and we gift our children with life and nurture.
While this much is essential to continued human existence,
choose to take "pay it forward" farther - much farther.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When you open up to the ultimate,
immediately it pours into you.
You are no longer an ordinary human being -
you have transcended.
Your insight has become the
insight of the whole existence.
Now you are no longer separate -
you have found your roots.
- Osho

The things that have acquired unity are these:
Heaven by unity has become clear;
Earth by unity has become steady;
The Spirit by unity has become spiritual;
The Valley by unity has become full;
All things by unity have come into existence.
- Lao Tzu

What is a miracle? To some, it is an act of God.
To others, something amazing, extraordinary, or unexpected.
To me, Life is a miracle.
Everything that happens is a miracle.
There is no reason for me to exist as I do -
no reason for humanity, the universe, or the laws of Nature.
Energy, mass, gravity and the rest of existence
are all so improbable.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The heart is always right -
if there's a question of choosing between the mind and the heart -
because mind is a creation of the society.
It has been educated.
You have been given it by the society, not by existence.
The heart is unpolluted.
- Osho

Forests, lakes, and rivers, clouds and winds,
stars and flowers, stupendous glaciers and crystal snowflakes -
every form of animate or inanimate existence,
leaves its impress upon the soul of man.
- Orison Swett Marden

Fix reason firmly in her seat,
and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion.
Question with boldness even the existence of a God;
because, if there be one,
he must more approve of the homage of reason,
than that of blindfolded fear.
- Thomas Jefferson

When you cry and weep,
when you are miserable,
you are alone.
When you celebrate,
the whole existence participates with you.
Only in celebration
do we meet the ultimate, the eternal.
Only in celebration
do we go beyond the circle of birth and death.
- Osho

Welfare's purpose should be to eliminate,
as far as possible, the need for its own existence.
- Ronald Reagan

Vocations which we wanted to pursue,
but didn't,
bleed, like colors, on the whole of our existence.
- Honore de Balzac

Much of what we see in America, what most people feel
has been progress and good things,
have been brought about by the existence of third parties.
- Peter Camejo

As long as man labors for a physical existence,
though an act of necessity almost, he is yet natural;
it is life,
though that of this world, for which he instinctively works.
- Jones Very

Man has the possibility of existence after death.
But possibility is one thing and the realization of
the possibility is quite a different thing.
- Bret Harte

People are afraid of things they don't understand.
They don't know how to relate.
It threatens their security, their existence,
their career, image.
- Bill Laswell

It is possible to demonstrate God's existence,
although not a priori, yet a posteriori from some work
of His more surely known to us.
- Thomas Aquinas

The mind of a human being is formed only of comparisons
made in order to examine analogies,
and therefore cannot precede the existence of memory.
- Giacomo Casanova

A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol.
- Dietrich Bonhoeffer

It is living and ceasing to live that are imaginary solutions.
Existence is elsewhere.
- Andre Breton

Shiva danced the world into existence...
that's a very nice thought.
- Michael Tippett

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence,
to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us
a little farther up the shore.
- Cyril Connolly

What is the value of your existence?
- Stephen Evans

Research challenges the materialistic understanding of death,
according to which biological death represents the
final end of existence and of all conscious activity.
- Stanislav Grof

The greatest writers of this age...
are aware of the mystery of our existence.
- J. B. Priestley

To have his path made clear for him is the aspiration
of every human being in our beclouded and tempestuous existence.
- Joseph Conrad

Beyond peace, there is no longer any existence possible.
- Gustav Heinemann

I think it's wrong that so many people pass on from this existence,
and take all their knowledge with them.
- Rex Hunt

In the usual progress of things, the necessities of
a nation in every stage of its existence will be found
at least equal to its resources.
- Alexander Hamilton

Happiness is the only sanction of life;
where happiness fails,
existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.
- George Santayana

What is a lie? It is to say what is real is not real.
It is to deny the existence of what exists.
- Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I take pride in the creation of my wealth,
in its existence and in the uses to which it has been and is being put.
- Paul Getty

If there is one place on the face of earth where all
the dreams of living men have found a home from the
very earliest days when man began the dream of existence,
it is India.
- Romain Rolland

All treaties between great states cease to be binding
when they come in conflict with the struggle for existence.
- Otto von Bismarck

Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.
- Anatole France

That whose existence is necessary must necessarily be one essence.
- Avicenna

In the little world in which children have their existence,
whosoever brings them up, there is nothing so finely
perceived and so finely felt,
as injustice.
- Charles Dickens

Join me in my quest for a greater understanding of our existence.
Join me in my desire for a greater self.
Join me as I seek the humility to love and understand my fellow man.
- Bryant H. McGill

Even before I came to Chicago, I had gotten interested
in the existence of dispersion of prices under conditions
which economic theory said would yield a single price.
- George Stigler

Everything must justify its existence before the judgment seat of Reason,
or give up existence.
- Friedrich Engels

I never could get over the fact that The Pixies formed,
worked and separated without America taking them to
its heart or even recognizing their existence for the most part.
- David Bowie

I went into photography because it seemed like the
perfect vehicle for commenting on the madness of today's existence.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

How far the existence of the Academy has influenced French literature,
either for good or for evil, is an extremely dubious question.
- Lytton Strachey

The very impossibility in which I find myself to prove that God is not,
discovers to me his existence.
- Voltaire

The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection
is the only theory we know of that is in principle
capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.
- Richard Dawkins

At no period of our political existence had we so much
cause to felicitate ourselves at the prosperous and
happy condition of our country.
- James Monroe

I acquired an admiration for Japanese culture,
art, and architecture, and learned of the existence of the game of GO,
which I still play.
- Philip Warren Anderson

I cannot express it: but surely you and everybody have a notion that there is,
or should be, an existence of yours beyond you.
- Emily Bronte

The simple fact of existence, of being aware that you are aware;
this to me is the most astounding fact.
- William Hurt

No one would choose a friendless existence on condition
of having all the other things in the world.
- Aristotle

But the issue is not only life and death but our existence
before God and our being judged by him.
All of us were sinners before him and worthy of condemnation.
- Hans Urs von Balthasar

Existence itself does not feel horrible;
it feels like an ecstasy,
rather, which we have only to be still to experience.
- John Updike


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