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Funny Missing Quotes
Funny Quotes about Missing

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Where There is Love,
Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
- Groucho Marx

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- Anonymous

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police
because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
- Ilie Nastase


 

Where There is Love, Nothing is Missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Know that where there is love, nothing is missing.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We ourselves feel that what we are doing
is just a drop in the ocean.
But the ocean would be less
because of that missing drop.
- Mother Teresa


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Whenever God wakes in us, our thinking
becomes clear - nothing is missing.
- St. Thomas Aquinas

Someone who thinks the world is always cheating him is right.
He is missing that wonderful feeling of trust in someone or something.
- Eric Hoffer

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you
don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
- Flip Wilson

When a person doesn't have gratitude,
something is missing in his or her humanity.
A person can almost be defined by
his or her attitude toward gratitude.
- Elie Wiesel

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart,
but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
- Kay Knudsen

Loneliness is not what it seems.
One does not feel lonely because one is alone,
but because of a feeling of lack -
a feeling that something is missing.
Loneliness is essentially independent
of how many other humans are around.
It has much more to do with one's self-esteem -
one's sense of inherent worth.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Existence needs you.
Without you, something will be missing
in existence and nobody can replace it.
Thats what gives you dignity,
that the whole existence will miss you.
- Osho

Nothing is missing - Lack is an illusion.
We always have everything we truly need.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can't recover memories of a missing event.
That's a fallacy.
- Betty Hill

If Daryl stopped touring it would be a big part of him missing.
- John Oates

Because of my age and because there's more work on the small screen.
What it's missing in quality it makes up for in quantity.
From an actor's selfish point of view.
- Cesar Romero

I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot...
when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.
- Michael Jordan

I was approached by Oxfam to go to Mali as their ambassador
and get involved in their various initiatives out there.
But I felt that was missing the point of using me,
a musician.
- Damon Albarn

I started 20 years without missing a race and ESPN
started broadcasting on the air waves.
- Dale Earnhardt

I just had a baby.
I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful,
because I can't imagine missing all that time with my daughter.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

So, do I think I'm missing something? I really don't,
and I think that comes with age.
- Jami Gertz

If you don't get on the field and play then you will be missing out.
- Michael Schenker

They put chains on me; they chained my waist,
my legs.
Put me in the back of a squad car, and I literally blacked out.
I didn't even - there's whole pieces missing.
- Jim Bakker

There is no tragedy in missing a putt,
no matter how short.
All have erred in this respect.
- Walter Hagen

I think that freshness and that innocence is something
that is missing from a lot of female singers.
I'm certainly not denying that I'm young,
but I'm not fluff.
- Jessica Simpson

He's sharp, he can score and he doesn't worry about missing.
- Alan Hansen

I have found the missing link between the higher ape and civilized man;
it is we.
- Konrad Lorenz

Sometimes I'll be playing along and find I'm missing the strings.
I'll worry about it for days until I notice that the
pick has worn down to half its size.
- Terry Kath

I always feel like I'm missing out on something,
that someone is having more fun than I am,
so I take measures to make sure that is impossible.
- Jessica Cutler

Sometimes one of us might be missing because we might be away or something,
but there's always four or five.
- Bruce Johnston

Sometimes, only one person is missing,
and the whole world seems depopulated.
- Alphonse de Lamartine

We'll have all the same players...
We'll be missing one, actually.
- Sonny Bono

The computer can't tell you the emotional story.
It can give you the exact mathematical design,
but what's missing is the eyebrows.
- Frank Zappa

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with
the last installment missing.
- Quentin Crisp

Bill Astor knew these papers were missing.
Stephen showed his hand in October.
- Christine Keeler

When you were riding on the crest of a wave,
youwere most likely to be missing out on something.
- Knute Rockne

I think the reason I don't read is because,
when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else.
You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?
- Adam Sandler

That was a surprise.
I just had wished that Wil Wheaton was there.
He was missing from the last show and it would have
been nice if everyone could have been there.
- Denise Crosby

Missing Persons was based in Los Angeles.
- Warren Cuccurullo

The rules are learnt in order to be broken,
but if you don't know them, then something is missing.
- Nicolas Roeg

What we are missing over here is the life of soccer.
- Thomas Dooley

So much of Jaws was amazing because the mind filled in what was missing.
- Bill Sienkiewicz

I's taken me a great deal to get here.
I don't plan on missing anything.
- Bobby Bonilla

Four men are missing; R., Sorel and two emigrants.
They set out this morning after buffalo,
and have not yet made their appearance;
whether killed or lost,
we cannot tell.
- Francis Parkman

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
- Earl Wilson

So okay, I accepted, and I realized while working for
that concert that I'd been missing something very important and vital to me,
and that something was music.
- Joseph Jarman

There are far more important things in life than making
a putt or missing a putt or winning a championship
or losing a championship.
- Bernhard Langer

There's something missing in the music industry today...
and it's music.
Songs you hear don't last, it's just product fed to you by the industry.
- Jimmy Buffett

Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling
backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean,
and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates.
- H. L. Mencken

There is a major ingredient missing from our perception
of how changes are brought about;
that ingredient is power.
- Paul Wellstone

I'm certainly not sorry that there were some things I missed.
You may think you're missing something at that time
but later when you look at it,
you didn't miss anything.
- Ivan Lendl

Bush may be a strong leader in the war on terrorism,
but on budget deficits he is missing-in-action.
- Jim Cooper

Reliable data on the outsourcing of American jobs is
sorely missing from the debate on globalization.
- Dan Lipinski

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.
It moved to Alaska.
Now Santa Claus is missing.
- Steven Wright

One missing child is one too many.
- John Walsh

When you are alone you are not alone,
you are simply lonely -
and there is a tremendous difference
between loneliness and aloneness.
When you are lonely you are thinking of the other,
you are missing the other.
Loneliness is a negative state.
You are feeling that it would have been
better if the other were there -
your friend, your wife, your mother,
your beloved, your husband.
It would have been good if the other
were there, but the other is not.
Loneliness is absence of the other.
Aloneness is the presence of oneself.
Aloneness is very positive.
It is a presence, overflowing presence.
You are so full of presence
that you can fill the whole universe
with your presence and there is no need for anybody.
- Osho

When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo,
they will find she was wearing boxing gloves.
- John Barrymore

I would have thought he would be there out of just plain curiosity.
It was incredible that he was missing.
- James Kirkwood

If you have love in your life, it can make up for a
great many things that are missing.
If you don't have love in your life,
no matter what else there is,
it's not enough.
- Ann Landers

If there are four equations and only three variables,
and no one of the equations is derivable from the others
by algebraic manipulation then there is another variable missing.
- Talcott Parsons

If you don't think every day is a good day,
just try missing one.
- Cavett Robert

You know what shows today are missing? Stars.
- Aaron Spelling

I'm there to make a kind of theatrical music that is
desperately missing in my life.
And if other people don't like it, I'm very unhappy,
but I can't do anything about that.
- Richard Foreman

What we are missing, utterly and completely,
in this government is accountability.
- Paul Hawken

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities.
Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
- Lily Tomlin

What it missing, I think, is this notion of the common good.
- Susan George

In an age of specialization people are proud to be
able to do one thing well,
but if that is all they know about, they are missing
out on much else life has to offer.
- Dennis Flanagan

You can be the best person in the league but if you don't win championships,
something's missing.
- Terrell Davis

I went to the store and bought lady fingers,
when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing
so I went back to the store and the manager was nice
enough to give me the finger.
- Jay London


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