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Funny Intention Quotes
Funny Quotes about Intention

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All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

If you don't know where you are going,
you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous PHOTO

The more you praise and celebrate your life,
the more there is in life to celebrate.
- Oprah Winfrey PHOTO


 

If you don't know where you're going,
any road will take you there.
- Lewis Carroll
(Alice in Wonderland)

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We attract abundance when we ask from a compassionate heart.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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What we think, we become.
All that we are arises with our thoughts.
With our thoughts, we make the world.
- The Buddha

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't
are both right.
- Henry Ford

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are,
or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy.
It is what you think about.
- Dale Carnegie

Life is a mirror, and will reflect back
to the thinker what he thinks into it.
- Ernest Holmes

INTENT:
We hold the power to make things happen
through our intent -
to the extent that we use our intention
with compassion and without ego.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

This world is but a canvas to our imagination.
- Henry David Thoreau

The intuitive mind is a sacred gift
and the rational mind is a faithful servant.
We have created a society that honors the servant
and has forgotten the gift.
- Albert Einstein

The power of intuitive understanding
will protect you from harm until the end of your days.
- Lao Tzu

If you have zest and enthusiasm y
ou attract zest and enthusiasm.
Life does give back in kind.
- Norman Vincent Peale

I cannot persuade myself that a
beneficent and omnipotent God
would have designedly created parasitic wasps
with the express intention of their feeding
within the living bodies of caterpillars.
- Charles Darwin

Our life is what our thoughts make it.
- Marcus Aurelius

For those who do not live in fear of scarcity, life is unlimited.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.
- William Shakespeare

Every thought we think is creating our future.
- Louise L. Hay

You are today where your thoughts have brought.
- James Allen

Gratitude in advance is the most powerful
creative force in the universe.
- Neale Donald Walsch

We are formed and molded by our thoughts.
Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts
give joy when they speak or act.
Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.
- The Buddha

You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes

The road to freedom lies not through
mysteries or occult performances,
but through the intelligent use
of natural forces and laws.
- Ernest Holmes

When you see something done,
know that you intended it.
If you don't like what you see,
then deeply examine your intentions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Understand that the right to
choose your own path
is a sacred privilege.
Use it.
Dwell in possibility.
- Oprah Winfrey

Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.
- Soren Kierkegaard

Begin to act from your dominion.
Declare the truth by telling yourself
that there is nothing to be afraid of,
that you no longer entertain any images of fear.
- Ernest Holmes

Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more.
If you concentrate on what you don't have,
you will never, ever have enough.
- Oprah Winfrey

My greatest Power and my greatest Inner Peace come
when I Intend my future, and when I avoid Expecting it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The mind is everything.
What you think you become.
- The Buddha

The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.
- William Blake

Intent is what can make a man succeed
when his thoughts tell him that he is defeated.
- Carlos Castaneda

We have to let go of all blame, all attacking, all judging,
to free our inner selves to attract what we say we want.
- Joe Vitale

Your life becomes what you believe.
- Jewel

There is a power for good in the universe
greater than you are and you can use it.
- Ernest Holmes

It is done to you as you believe.
- Ernest Holmes

What I know for sure is that
what you give comes back to you.
- Oprah Winfrey

As a happy person, you radiate happiness to the world.
Visualize your light radiating throughout the world,
passing from person to person until it encircles the globe.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You can attract only that which you mentally become
and feel yourself to be in reality.
- Ernest Holmes

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

Life is unlimited - it expands with the generosity,
compassion, inventiveness, and service that you contribute.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Everything I need will be manifested.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Reality is what you believe it to be.
It's what you put your thought and energy into,
because your hands physically manifest thought.
So your world becomes what you feel and what you think.
- Jewel

The key to growth is the introduction of
higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness.
- Lao Tzu

As you discover your daily good,
and believe in it, and think about it,
expect it to continue.
- Ernest Holmes

I am one with the power and wisdom of the Universe.
I have all that I need.
- Louise L. Hay

I have ready access to a power beyond my wildest imagination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you don't know what you want, you will probably never get it.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

A person acting from a motivation
of contribution and service
rises to such a level of moral authority
that worldly success is a natural result.
- Marianne Williamson

Stay in the moment and all gifts are added
as you breathe and take inspired action.
- Joe Vitale

The Science of Mind is intensely practical
because it teaches us how to use
the Mind Principle for definite purposes,
such as helping those who are sick, impoverished, or unhappy.
- Ernest Holmes

Learn to become still. And to take your attention
away from what you don't want, and all the emotional charge around it,
and place your attention on what you wish to experience.
- Michael Beckwith

Our journey into consciousness of wealth
begins with the realization that we have already arrived!
- Michael Bernard Beckwith

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb

As a single footstep will not make a path on the earth,
so a single thought will not make a pathway in the mind.
To make a deep physical path, we walk again and again.
To make a deep mental path, we must think over and over
the kind of thoughts we wish to dominate our lives.
- Henry David Thoreau

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The more he gives to others, the more he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

My greatest service to others is living happily,
and radiating happiness and joy to those around me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed,
but nature does not depend on us.
We are not the only experiment.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Have the will to be well, to be happy, and to live in joy.
- Ernest Holmes

Every thought you think
and every word you speak
is affirming something.
- Louise L. Hay

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Words are also actions,
and actions are a kind of words.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What you are comes to you.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are what you think you are.
- Bob Richards

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your thoughts create your reality.
Your mind is more powerful than you know.
- Neale Donald Walsch


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