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Funny Evaluation Quotes
Funny Quotes about Evaluation

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True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation
of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
- Winston Churchill

Fear cannot be banished, but it can be calm and without panic;
it can be mitigated by reason and evaluation.
- Vannevar Bush

The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
- Israel Zangwill

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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It is sad but unfortunately true that
man learns nothing from history.
- Carl Jung

A true friend stabs you in the front.
- Oscar Wilde

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd,
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.
- Alexander Pope


 

All our dreams can come true,
if we have the courage to pursue them.
- Walt Disney

Faith: not wanting to know what is true.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A true friend is one who
overlooks your failures
and tolerates your success.
- Doug Larson

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world,
and the worst of it is that half of them are true.
- Winston Churchill

True love is like ghosts,
which everyone talks about and few have seen.
- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

True believers just don't see things the way they are,
because if they did, they wouldn't be true believers anymore.
- Philip Caputo

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say that the universe
aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin

True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

I don't care what anybody says about me
as long as it isn't true.
- Truman Capote

The book of life is filled with incoherent riddles.
Life's true lessons are inscribed in a corner of the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

People are stupid;
given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie
because they want to believe it's true,
or because they are afraid it might be true.
- Terry Goodkind

I do not need anyone's permission to be my true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true meaning of life is to plant trees,
under whose shade you do not expect to sit.
- Nelson Henderson

You do not need anyone's permission to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons
are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every religion is true one way or another.
It is true when understood metaphorically.
But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors,
interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.
- Joseph Campbell

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.
- Leonardo da Vinci

True love is a process of co-creation
in which neither feels ownership or superiority.
Jealousy is a highly destructive force
for love and relationships.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
- Oscar Wilde

True Love burns the brightest,
But the brightest flames leave the deepest scars.
- Anonymous

Your inner thoughts reveal your true nature.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Those who realize their folly are not true fools.
- Zhuangzi

I used to believe in forever, but forever's too good to be true.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

The WORK
1.Is it true?
2.Can you absolutely know that it's true?
3.How do you react when you think that thought?
4.Who would you be without the thought?
- Byron Katie

True friendship is never serene.
- Marquise de Sevigne

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?
- Yiddish proverb

The secret of making dreams come true
can be summarized in four C's.
They are Curiosity, Confidence, Courage, and Constancy;
and the greatest of these is Confidence.
- Walt Disney

The course of true love never did run smooth.
- William Shakespeare

For those of true faith, death is not a time to mourn,
but a time to celebrate returning to the Creator.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Man prefers to believe what he prefers to be true.
- Francis Bacon

True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
- Socrates

True religion is real living;
living with all one's soul,
with all one's goodness and righteousness.
- Albert Einstein

True friendship is a plant of slow growth,
and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity
before it is entitled to the appellation.
- George Washington

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
- Socrates

In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west;
people create distinctions out of their own minds
and then believe them to be true.
- The Buddha

True independence is not a gift to be received.
It can't be a hand-out to people.
It must be an achievement by the people.
- Jimmy Yen

We censor our actions, but
our dreams reveal our true character.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every true love song, by its very nature, is a duet.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Follow your instincts.
That's where true wisdom manifests itself.
- Oprah Winfrey

A true friend never gets in your way
unless you happen to be going down.
- Arnold H. Glasgow

Knowledge is happiness, because to have knowledge -
broad, deep knowledge - is to know true ends from false,
and lofty things from low.
- Helen Keller

True love has no limits.
- Anonymous

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
- Elisabeth Foley

True courage is not the brutal force of vulgar heroes,
but the firm resolve of virtue and reason.
- Alfred North Whitehead

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize
how little we understand about life,
ourselves, and the world around us.
- Socrates

It's not what you don't know that kills you,
it's what you know for sure that ain't true.
- Mark Twain

Know that you do not need anyone's permission
to be your true self.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The True Path is the path on which
there is no coming and no going.
- Traditional Zen Koan

'Tis strange - but true;
for truth is always strange;
Stranger than fiction.
- Lord Byron

A true friend sees the good in everything,
and brings out the best in the worst of things.
- Sasha Azevedo

A true friend is one who believes in you
when you have ceased to believe in yourself.
- Anonymous

A true "moral compass" never points toward discrimination.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

True happiness... is not attained
through self-gratification,
but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
- Helen Keller

The function of education is to teach one
to think intensively and to think critically.
Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

A wise man will make haste to forgive,
because he knows the true value of time,
and will not suffer it to pass away in unnecessary pain.
- Samuel Johnson

True friends are those who lift you up
when your heart's wings forget how to fly.
- Anonymous

When true friends meet in adverse hour,
'Tis like a sunbeam through a shower.
A watery way an instant seen,
The darkly closing clouds between.
- Sir Walter Scott

The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous

Intolerance is itself a form of violence
and an obstacle to the growth of a true democratic spirit.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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