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Funny Space Quotes
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Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our relationships live in the space between us which is sacred.
- Martin Buber

Look at this butterfly, so beautiful, so delicate.
I can enjoy this butterfly from a distance,
but if I touched her, she would die.
While not quite as delicate as butterflies,
people also need private space and private time
away from the demands of the world -
even away from the attentions of those
with whom they are most bonded.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

As a designer, the mission with which we have been charged is simple:
providing space at the right cost.
- Harry von Zell


 

Space has always been the spiritual dimension of architecture.
It is not the physical statement of the structure so
much as what it contains that moves us.
- Arthur Erickson

Love is granting another the space to be
the way they are and the way they are not.
- Werner Erhard

I am unique in all time and space.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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What art offers is space - a certain breathing room for the spirit.
- John Updike

To me, a building - if it's beautiful -
is the love of one man,
he's made it out of his love for space,
materials, things like that.
- Martha Graham

America has tossed its cap over the wall of space.
- John F. Kennedy

Music was my refuge.
I could crawl into the space between the notes and
curl my back to loneliness.
- Maya Angelou

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
- E. B. White

Sites need to be able to interact in one single,
universal space.
- Tim Berners-Lee

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.
- Allen Klein

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
- Dan Quayle

Yosemite Valley, to me, is always a sunrise,
a glitter of green and golden wonder in a vast edifice of stone and space.
- Ansel Adams

The wise man looks into space,
and does not regard the small as too little,
nor the great as too much;
for he knows that there is no limit to dimensions.
- Lao Tzu

Your sacred space is where you can
find yourself again and again.
- Joseph Campbell

Throw your dreams into space like a kite,
and you do not know what it will bring back,
a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.
- Anais Nin

Put some distance between yourself
and whatever is concerning you.
Distance in space or time
always creates a new perspective.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Building one space station for everyone was and is insane:
we should have built a dozen.
- Larry Niven

I had more clothes than I had closets,
more cars than garage space, but no money.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

Architecture is the art of how to waste space.
- Philip Johnson

We need to give each other the space to grow,
to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity.
We need to give each other space so that we may both
give and receive such beautiful things as ideas,
openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion.
- Max de Pree

Cloud Animals: Be a Child Again.
I remember warm summer afternoons,
laying in the shade of a maple tree in the back yard
of my Connecticut home watching the clouds for hours.
As those clouds formed dragons and foxes, clowns and angels,
I traveled across space and time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The greatest challenge ...
is not the exploring of the mysteries of the outer space,
but the developing of the millions of God's forgotten children,
the developing peoples of the world,
so they can become our equal
and full partners to build a better world -
a world of freedom and brotherhood.
- Jimmy Yen

When we contemplate the whole globe as one great dewdrop,
striped and dotted with continents and islands,
flying through space with other stars
all singing and shining together as one,
the whole universe appears as an infinite storm of beauty.
- John Muir

When I design buildings, I think of the overall composition,
much as the parts of a body would fit together.
On top of that, I think about how people will approach
the building and experience that space.
- Tadao Ando

Everywhere I look, I see the evidence of a creator.
But I don't see it as religion,
which has cut Irish people in two.
I don't see Jesus Christ as being
in any part of a religion.
Religion to me is almost like when God leaves -
and people devise a set of rules to fill the space.
- Bono

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out
into interplanetary space,
after having given up on the problem of an efficient
way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
- Bill Vaughan

I love building spaces: architecture,
furniture, all of it, probably more than fashion.
The development procedure is more tactile.
It's about space and form and it's something you can share with other people.
- Donna Karan

A just laicism allows religious freedom.
The state does not impose religion but rather gives
space to religions with a responsibility toward civil society,
and therefore it allows these religions to be factors in building up society.
- Joseph Ratzinger

Trees go wandering forth in all directions with every wind,
going and coming like ourselves,
traveling with us around the sun two million miles a day,
and through space heaven knows how fast and far!
- John Muir

Because I've lived in one room my entire life,
working at the same table that you use to pay bills at and eat at.
It's going to be nice to have actual space.
- Augusten Burroughs

NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin
so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits.
- Joanna Lumley

And since Italy was involved in the space station as
well as signed an agreement with NASA.
And when the possibility to enter the 1996 Mission Specialist class.
- Umberto Guidoni

Space is going to be commonplace.
- Christa McAuliffe

As long as you don't forgive, who and whatever it is
will occupy rent-free space in your mind.
- Isabelle Holland

The creative conquest of space will serve as a wonderful substitute for war.
- James S. McDonnell

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small,
confined space.
- Gloria Steinem

We did a remake of Lost in Space.
Filmed it in London for four months.
- Lacey Chabert

Our goal is to show that you can develop a robust,
safe manned space program and do it at an extremely low cost.
- Burt Rutan

For the first time in history all the major countries
in the world are pushing together to reach this goal...
building something in space that is really for all humankind.
- Umberto Guidoni

Man must be in space - that is what we are destined for.
There is nothing else that we can do.
- Majel Barrett

It takes a few years to prepare for a space mission.
- Sally Ride

They forbade me from flying, despite all my protests and arguments.
After being once in space, I was desperately keen to go back there.
But it didn't happen.
- Valentina Tereshkova

For an object under the eye will appear very different
from the same object placed above it;
in an inclosed space,
very different from the same in an open space.
- Marcus V. Pollio

I slept just floating in the middle of the flight deck,
the upper deck of the space shuttle.
- Sally Ride

I believe that the only way that the human race is
gonna survive is to start colonizing space and setting up colonies on the moon,
and then space stations.
- Ace Frehley

As soon as I can afford a studio space,
I'll paint again.
- Max Cannon

The city of London, within the walls,
occupies a space of only 370 acres, and is but the
hundred and fortieth part of the extent covered by the whole metropolis.
- Henry Mayhew

In the space of a decade, China and India have emerged as dramatic,
dynamic competitors.
- Peter Mandelson

The food isn't too bad.
It's very different from the food that the astronauts
ate in the very early days of the space program.
- Sally Ride

Psychology is still trying to explain the perception
of the position of an object in space,
along with its shape, size, and so on,
and to understand the sensations of color.
- James J. Gibson

Geological age plays the same part in our views of
the duration of the universe as the Earth's orbital
radius does in our views of the immensity of space.
- John Joly

Man must at all costs overcome the Earth's gravity and have,
in reserve, the space at least of the Solar System.
- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

Love is space and time measured by the heart.
- Marcel Proust

Then during the mission itself, I used the space shuttle's
robot arm to release a satellite into orbit.
- Sally Ride

Space isn't remote at all.
It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
- Fred Hoyle

Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased.
- John Steinbeck

Rhythm is the life of space of time danced through.
- Cecil Taylor

I wanted to create a picture in music of what could
be up there in outer space.
- Joe Meek

It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and
realize that one's safety factor was determined by
the lowest bidder on a government contract.
- Alan Shepard

Xerox did OK in moving to digital in the commercial space.
They didn't do well in the consumer market,
but they're not a consumer brand.
They don't even know how to spell consumer.
- Antonio Perez

I credit poetry for making this space-walk possible.
- Seamus Heaney

Life science research can be done on multiple platforms.
Since we have a very small number of people flying into space,
the more people you have, the better.
- Laurel Clark

The space shuttle has been a fantastic vehicle.
It is unlike any other thing that we've ever built.
Its capabilities have carried several hundred people into space.
- Robert Crippen

It's a very, very difficult space to operate in,
the restaurant business-it requires a lot of human
beings to intersect at just the right place to make it all work out.
- Rocco DiSpirito

Nothing exists except atoms and empty space;
everything else is opinion.
- Democritus

The desire to fly is an idea handed down to us by our ancestors who...
looked enviously on the birds soaring freely through space...
on the infinite highway of the air.
- Wilbur Wright

The government only makes restrictive rules,
they don't show you what to do so you know,
OK, here's where we need this many apartments,
with open space, playgrounds, kindergartens.
- Harry Seidler


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