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Funny Animals Quotes
Funny Quotes about Animals

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Obstacles are like wild animals.
They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can.
If they see you are afraid of them...
they are liable to spring upon you;
but if you look them squarely in the eye,
they will slink out of sight.
- Orison Swett Marden

I Watch Wondrous Cloud Animals Parade My Story.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Children, cartoon animals, comedians,
and space aliens can get away with saying
what the rest of us are afraid is true,
but are embarrassed to talk about.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black


 

Humans are amphibians - half spirit and half animal.
As spirits they belong to the eternal world,
but as animals they inhabit time.
- C. S. Lewis

The propensity to truck, barter and exchange one thing
for another is common to all men,
and to be found in no other race of animals.
- Adam Smith

The greatness of a nation can be judged
by the way its animals are treated.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


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When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches.
My dad loves being around all kinds of animals.
He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.
- Paris Hilton

For me, going vegan was an ethical and environmental decision.
I'm doing the right thing by the animals.
- Alexandra Paul

A man can live and be healthy without killing animals for food;
therefore,
if he eats meat, he participates in taking animal life
merely for the sake of his appetite.
- Leo Tolstoy

God sleeps in the minerals, awakens in plants,
walks in animals, and thinks in man.
- Arthur Young

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

It's humbling to think that all animals,
including human beings,
are parasites of the plant world.
- Isaac Asimov

Animals are such agreeable friends -
they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
- George Eliot

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful
death than animals that know nothing.
- Maurice Maeterlinck

Animals, whom we have made our slaves,
we do not like to consider our equal.
- Charles Darwin

I can find God in nature, in animals,
in birds and the environment.
- Pat Buckley

Man is the most intelligent of the animals -
and the most silly.
- Diogenes

I gave my beauty and my youth to men.
I am going to give my wisdom and experience to animals.
- Brigitte Bardot

I don't think we're going to save anything if we go
around talking about saving plants and animals only;
we've got to translate that into what's in it for us.
- Jim Fowler

Today is my day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade my story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm lucky because I have a job I love.
I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed,
seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies.
I have a couple cats.
I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on
the road so I wont see him for a while.
I feel bad.
- Michelle Branch

A man is ethical only when life, as such, is sacred to him,
that of plants and animals as that of his fellow men,
and when he devotes himself helpfully
to all life that is in need of help.
- Albert Schweitzer

Today is your day to practice whimsey,
skip on the beach, and play with the waves,
watch wondrous cloud animals parade your story,
find a magical white bunny down every rabbit hole.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Cloud Animals: Be a Child Again.
I remember warm summer afternoons,
laying in the shade of a maple tree in the back yard
of my Connecticut home watching the clouds for hours.
As those clouds formed dragons and foxes, clowns and angels,
I traveled across space and time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I'm concentrating on staying healthy,
having peace, being happy, remembering what is important,
taking in nature and animals, spending time reading,
trying to understand the universe, where science and the spiritual meet.
- Joan Jett

If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude,
then animals are better off than a lot of humans.
- James Herriot

I wish people would realize that animals are totally dependent on us,
helpless, like children, a trust that is put upon us.
- James Herriot

Animals mean everything to me.
We have to be their voice and protectors.
- Shannon Elizabeth

Animals are in possession of themselves;
their soul is in possession of their body.
But they have no right to their life,
because they do not will it.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Pigs prefer to wallow in clean mud, but if nothing else is available,
they will frequently wallow in their own urine,
giving rise to the notion that they are dirty animals.
- Marvin Harris

I know at last what distinguishes man from animals;
financial worries.
- Romain Rolland

I'll never stop eating animals, I'm sure,
but I do think that for the benefit of everyone,
the time has come to stop raising them industrially
and stop eating them thoughtlessly.
- Mark Bittman

Animals often strike us as passionate machines.
- Eric Hoffer

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose
with the exception of guppies,
who like to eat theirs.
- P. J. O'Rourke

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
- George Orwell

Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals.
They never feel that it is an injustice to equals;
nay it is treachery to comrades.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

Although native Africans domesticated some plants in
the Sahel and in Ethiopia and in tropical West Africa,
they acquired valuable domestic animals only later,
from the north.
- Jared Diamond

The way animals were and are abused appalls me to this very day.
- Marie Windsor

Predators make it much more difficult to find consensus.
It's a lot easier to agree about birds and plants than
about animals that endanger people and livestock.
- Gale Norton

The older I get, the more individuality I find in animals
and the less I find in humans.
- Chuck Jones

I had rather be an oyster than a man,
the most stupid and senseless of animals.
- George Berkeley

Having my animals or my children with me exorcises
that feeling of not being wanted.
- Eartha Kitt

I don't look like a desert person because I stay indoors
most of the day and fool around at night.
That's what the desert animals do - they don't have a tan either.
- Don Van Vliet

Recording an album and doing it live are like two different animals.
There are some people that are great singers live,
horrible in the studio.
- Frank Stallone

I have always loved animals since I was very young.
- Nafisa Joseph

All too often, academic departments defend their territory
with the passion of cornered animals,
though with far less justification.
- Bruce Jackson

The fate of animals is of greater importance to me
than the fear of appearing ridiculous;
it is indissolubly connected with the fate of men.
- Emile Zola

Chinese civilisation is so systematic that wild animals
have been abolished on principle.
- Aleister Crowley

The man who kills the animals today is the man who
kills the people who get in his way tomorrow.
- Dian Fossey

I urge you to ask yourself just how honorable it is
to preside over the abuse and suffering of animals.
- Richard Pryor

From the lowest animals of which we can affirm intelligence
up to man this type of intellect is found.
- Edward Thorndike

I have had strange animals as pets all my life.
I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact
better with animals than people.
Animals are direct, not duplicitous.
- Yvonne Craig

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA.
Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice.
- Laurell K. Hamilton

I love very much to draw animals.
- Josef Albers

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men;
but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars,
and lies in a very narrow compass.
- Joseph Addison

The countenances of children, like those of animals,
are masks, not faces, for they have not yet developed
a significant profile of their own.
- W. H. Auden

Early experiences convinced me that animals can and
do have quite distinct personalities.
- Chuck Jones

The Indians could not undertake any widespread cultivation
of the plains not only because they lacked iron tools
but also because they had no draft animals.
- Ellsworth Huntington

I love animals and I love to see movies with animals
that are done respectfully,
you know?
- Kristin Davis

Because I wanted to have a place that I could create
everything that I that I never had as a child.
So, you see rides.
You see animals.
There's a movie theater.
- Michael Jackson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals;
separated from law and justice he is the worst.
- Aristotle

There's no particular evidence that any of the lower
mammals or any of the other animals have any interest in aesthetics at all.
But Homo sapiens does, always has and always will.
- Jock Sturges

He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men.
We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.
- Immanuel Kant

I love things made out of animals.
It's just so funny to think of someone saying,
'I need a letter opener.
I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
- David Sedaris

Never work with kids or animals.
- Cat Deeley

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30.
I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.
- Paris Hilton

Always wanted to be an actress or work with animals
and now I get to do both.
- Julia Barr

It wasn't a problem for me drawing humans although
I had originally come to the studio with the idea that
what I had to offer them was my knowledge in the drawing of animals.
- Marc Davis

I don't eat or wear animals, but I never tell people not to -
that's just my view.
- Loretta Swit

I love that quiet time when nobody's up and the animals are all happy to see me.
- Olivia Newton-John


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