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Funny Information Quotes
Funny Quotes about Information

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Just once in a while, let us exalt
the importance of ideas and information.
- Edward R. Murrow

The most successful people in life
are generally those who have the best information.
- Benjamin Disraeli

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

I find motivation and inspiration and hope in information.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

The most interesting information comes from children,
for they tell all they know and then stop.
- Mark Twain

Information is not knowledge.
- Albert Einstein

There is something about inside information which seems
to paralyse a man's reasoning powers.
- Bernard Baruch


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The speed of communications is wondrous to behold.
It is also true that speed can multiply
the distribution of information that we know to be untrue.
- Edward R. Murrow

A poem is true if it hangs together.
Information points to something else.
A poem points to nothing but itself.
- E. M. Forster

Information is the currency of democracy.
- Thomas Jefferson

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology.
The fog of information can drive out knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Getting information off the Internet is like taking
a drink from a fire hydrant.
- Mitchell Kapor

All of the books in the world contain no more information
than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year.
Not all bits have equal value.
- Carl Sagan

The highest education is that which
does not merely give us information
but makes our life in harmony with all existence.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Information's pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience.
- Clarence Day

Data is not information, information is not knowledge,
knowledge is not understanding, understanding is not wisdom.
- Clifford Stoll

Everybody gets so much information all day long that
they lose their common sense.
- Gertrude Stein

The new information technology...
Internet and e-mail...
have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications.
- Peter Drucker

An educated person is one who has learned that information
almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false,
misleading, fictitious, mendacious -
just dead wrong.
- Russell Baker

True genius resides in the capacity for evaluation
of uncertain, hazardous, and conflicting information.
- Winston Churchill

To beat the market you'll have to invest serious bucks
to dig up information no one else has yet.
- Merton Miller

In the new economy, information, education,
and motivation are everything.
- William J. Clinton

It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any
level without leaving traces,
bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.
- William Gibson

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,'
but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
- Mike Royko

I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing
was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.
- Margaret Mead

Each of us should take personal responsibility for our diet,
and our children's diet, and the government's role
should be to make certain it provides the best information
possible to help people stay healthy.
- James Talent

The Internet is just bringing all kinds of information into the home.
There's just a lot of distraction, a lot of competition
for the parent's voice to resonate in the children's ears.
- Phil McGraw

What I try to do is factor in how people use computers,
what people's problems are, and how these technologies
can get applied to those problems.
Then I try to direct the various product groups to act on this information.
- John Warnock

Our information lives will be better served when we
are free to get to our information from wherever we are,
with any device available.
- Donald Norman

Americans need accurate information in order to consider Social Security reform.
Too bad the media can't be counted upon to provide it.
- Herman Cain

Trade isn't about goods.
Trade is about information.
Goods sit in the warehouse until information moves them.
- C. J. Cherryh

People who want alternative information have to try so hard to find it.
- Edwidge Danticat

Over the past decade, prescribing information has grown more and more complex,
more and more dense and more difficult to negotiate.
- Andrew von Eschenbach

Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody
or cause problems within the company.
The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
- Scott Adams

I think the Internet, particularly the availability of information,
is great.
I do a lot of correspondence on-line and have a chat
line to talk to my fans as well.
- Anne McCaffrey

Knowledge is power.
Information is liberating.
Education is the premise of progress,
in every society, in every family.
- Kofi Annan

On the Internet, inside information is currency,
and there will always be counterfeiters among us.
- J. Michael Straczynski

They made a shrewd guess that I could give them some useful information,
and they were the first to meet me.
Some one said they came to arrest me,
and - well, let it go at that.
- Joshua Slocum

What a person praises is perhaps a surer standard,
even than what he condemns, of his own character,
information and abilities.
- Augustus Hare

I did not go to military school.
I had an option either a military school or a private school.
I don't know how to get that out of the information that's out there.
- Channing Tatum

So along with several very popular Internet sites,
talk radio has served as alternative media that gives
listeners information that they otherwise would not hear.
- Paul Weyrich

The Federal government does not have any information
about extraterrestrial life to conceal,
and there are no secret projects for me to investigate.
- Orrin Hatch

The tax code can be used to eliminate the toll booths
on the information superhighway.
- Jerry Weller

I think moms need to share information on a regular,
intimate basis.
- Susie Bright

Information on the Internet must be as free as in the newspapers.
- Omar Bongo

Information is the oxygen of the modern age.
It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire,
it wafts across the electrified borders.
- Ronald Reagan

I'm not dumb.
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Bill Watterson

Where is all the knowledge we lost with information?
- T. S. Eliot

I am really only interested in new information,
not freelance opinion.
I don't really care what you think off the top of your head.
- Tucker Carlson

If information is true, if it can be verified,
and if it's really important, the newspaper needs to
be willing to take the risk associated with using unidentified sources.
- Bob Woodward

Our free enterprise system of disseminating information
is collectively referred to as The Media.
But there is no collective.
- Jessica Savitch

I used to ask Sean questions about acting.
He's a brilliant actor, but I could never digest his information.
I work primarily on an intuitive level.
- Robin Wright Penn

We all have a right to know, and if the government
has been suppressing information about other life forms,
that's the cruelest hoax of all.
- Dwight Schultz

Success, for me, is being able to provide information
that will help to change someone's life positively.
- Darren L. Johnson

The last time when I handed over information was in February or March 1949.
- Klaus Fuchs

The Internet is both great and terrible.
As a source of information, a tool for delivering music and art,
it's great.
But spamming ads and piracy of music is terrible.
It's stealing.
- Gary Wright

I've always felt, in all my books, that there's a deep
decency in the American people and a native intelligence -
providing they have the facts,
providing they have the information.
- Studs Terkel

In order to figure out how to make atoms compute,
you have to learn how to speak their language and to
understand how they process information under normal circumstances.
- Seth Lloyd

I thought we were to discuss a referral which we believe
contains substantial and credible information of potential
impeachable offenses by the President of the United States.
- Kenneth Starr

Like any good spy novel, the Cox Report alleges that
Chinese spies penetrated four U.S.
weapons research labs and stole important information
on seven nuclear warhead designs.
- Charles Foster Bass

We can say with certainty - or 90% probability -
that the new industries that are about to be born will
have nothing to do with information.
- Peter Drucker

If a spectator with a philosophical mind,
somebody accustomed to reading books,
gets the same kind of information in a movie,
he might not fully understand it.
- Manuel Puig

Best I can do for them is to give them every piece
of information I can find and let them make the judgments.
That's just my basic view of my function as a journalist.
- Jim Lehrer

Education is not the piling on of learning,
information, data, facts, skills, or abilities -
that's training or instruction -
but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed.
- Thomas More

You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information.
We don't take ourselves seriously on any level;
we're just comedians.
- Stephen Colbert

No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life,
as not to receive new information from age and experience.
- Jonathan Swift

It is relatively easy to design for the perfect cases,
when everything goes right, or when all the information
required is available in proper format.
- Donald Norman

When you're very young and you learn something -
a fact,
a piece of information, whatever - it doesn't connect to anything.
- Norton Juster

Mr. Luskin also says that Rove did not knowingly disclose
classified information and did not tell any reporters
that Valerie Plame worked for the C.I.A.
- Michael Isikoff

So many people are accustomed to written information
that you really have to have a few more bells and whistles in this day and age.
- Chris Bell

Whatever the device you use for getting your information out,
it should be the same information.
- Tim Berners-Lee


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