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Funny Chaos Quotes
Funny Quotes about Chaos

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CALM IN CHAOS
In the midst of the flurry - clarity.
In the midst of the storm - calm.
In the midst of divided interests - certainty.
In the many roads - a certain choice.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Let me bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie PHOTO

If your tendency is to make sense out of chaos, start chaos.
- Carlos Castaneda

Art, in itself, is an attempt to bring order out of chaos.
- Stephen Sondheim


 

If we wish to make a new world we have the material ready.
The first one, too, was made out of chaos.
- Robert Quillen

In the midst of movement and chaos,
keep stillness inside of you.
- Deepak Chopra

Know that you hold the power to
bring peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Good designers can create normalcy out of chaos;
they can clearly communicate ideas through the organizing
and manipulating of words and pictures.
- Jeffery Veen

The task of art today is to bring chaos into order.
- Theodor Adorno

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
- James Thurber

I bring Peace into moments of chaos.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In all chaos there is a cosmos,
in all disorder a secret order.
- Carl Jung

It is important to do what you don't know how to do.
It is important to see your skills as keeping you
from learning what is deepest and most mysterious.
If you know how to focus, unfocus.
If your tendency is to make sense out of chaos, start chaos.
- Carlos Castaneda

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
- Kerry Thornley

Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena.
- Wilhelm Reich

Chaos is inherent in all compounded things.
Strive on with diligence.
- The Buddha

Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.
It turns what we have into enough, and more.
It turns denial into acceptance,
chaos to order, confusion to clarity.
It can turn a meal into a feast,
a house into a home, a stranger into a friend.
Gratitude makes sense of our past,
brings peace for today,
and creates a vision for tomorrow.
- Melody Beattie

A society deadened by a smothering network of laws
while finding release in moral chaos is not likely
to be either happy or stable.
- Robert Bork

To study history means submitting to chaos and nevertheless
retaining faith in order and meaning.
- Hermann Hesse

I loved the house the way you would any new house,
because it is populated by your future,
the family of children who will fill it with noise
or chaos and satisfying busy pleasures.
- Jane Smiley

We have arrived at an intellectual chaos.
- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

All genius is a conquering of chaos and mystery.
- Otto Weininger

Just as the strength of the Internet is chaos,
so the strength of our liberty depends upon the chaos
and cacophony of the unfettered speech the First Amendment protects.
- Judge Dalzell

I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
- Bob Dylan

Some actresses seem to thrive on chaos,
and I've often wondered if they felt they had to be
that way in order to perform well?
- Marie Windsor

Democracy is fatal for the arts; it leads only to chaos
or the achievement of new and lower common denominators of quality.
- Walter Legge

We must win in Iraq.
If we withdraw, there will be chaos;
there will be genocide; and they will follow us home.
- John McCain

Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
- Henry Miller

When the mind withdraws into itself and dispenses with
facts it makes only chaos.
- Edith Hamilton

The irreversibility of time is the mechanism that brings order out of chaos.
- Ilya Prigogine

Chaos often breeds life when order breeds habit.
- Henry Adams

Everybody's a mad scientist, and life is their lab.
We're all trying to experiment to find a way to live,
to solve problems, to fend off madness and chaos.
- David Cronenberg

Religion must completely encircle the spirit of ethical man like his element,
and this luminous chaos of divine thoughts and feelings is called enthusiasm.
- Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

Zippy accepts chaos as what it is, which is the real order of everything.
- Bill Griffith

I want to create a little chaos and make people's heads turn.
- Scott Caan

When tempest tossed, embrace chaos.
- Dean Koontz

Organized religion preaches Order and Love but spawns Chaos and Fury.
Why?
- Kerry Thornley

There is a good principle which created order,
light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos,
darkness, and woman.
- Pythagoras

I believe, as Lenin said, that this revolutionary chaos
may yet crystallize into new forms of life.
- Mikhail Gorbachev

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating,
but so is the beauty in the consciousness of more and more people.
- Anthony Kiedis

The fact that New York continues in the face of all of the chaos,
of the crime, of the madness, you just think that it
would just pop and vanish,
just explode.
- Spalding Gray

Gandhi has asked that the British Government should
walk out of India and leave the Indian people to settle
differences among themselves,
even if it means chaos and confusion.
- Stafford Cripps

We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
- M. C. Escher

Oh, God, why don't I remember that a little chaos is good for the soul?
- Marilyn French

Painting is the passage from the chaos of the emotions
to the order of the possible.
- Balthus

Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people.
- Lord Byron

So every creative act strives to attain an absolute status;
it longs to create a world of beauty to triumph over
chaos and convert it to order.
- Rowan D. Williams

Progress everywhere today does seem to come so very
heavily disguised as Chaos.
- Joyce Grenfell

We have traded a dictator for a chaos that has left America less secure.
- John F. Kerry

Idealistic reformers are dangerous because their idealism has no roots in love,
but is simply a hysterical and unbalanced rage for
order amidst their own chaos.
- William Irwin Thompson

Political chaos is connected with the decay of language...
one can probably bring about some improvement by starting at the verbal end.
- George Orwell

After the chaos and carnage of September 11th,
it is not enough to serve our enemies with legal papers.
- George W. Bush

The mind cannot support moral chaos for long.
Men are under as strong a compulsion to invent an ethical
setting for their behavior as spiders are to weave themselves webs.
- John Dos Passos

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested
interest in the chaos in which they exist.
- Richard M. Nixon

Art is the triumph over chaos.
- John Cheever

Of course, the EU is not going to fall apart,
but at best it will stagnate for the foreseeable future
and we will be dealing with quite a lot of internal chaos.
- Peter Mandelson

I have great belief in the fact that whenever there is chaos,
it creates wonderful thinking.
I consider chaos a gift.
- Septima Clark

Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos.
- Spalding Gray

I think television has betrayed the meaning of democratic speech,
adding visual chaos to the confusion of voices.
What role does silence have in all this noise?
- Federico Fellini

James Garner is like a peaceful river through our chaos.
- Kaley Cuoco

Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.
- George Santayana

No one welcomes chaos, but why crave stability and predictability?
- Hugh Mackay

We want to get this good music to as many people as
possible because I think it heals,
it soothes, I think music is incredibly important,
especially in today's chaos.
- Graham Nash

In a world without the law of God, you have chaos,
oppression, tyranny, and everyone doing what is right in their own eyes.
- Randall Terry

Regarding Syria, we already call for dialogue between
Syria and all parties concerned,
in order to avoid any kind of escalation in the region
which may expose the whole area to chaos.
- Ali A. Saleh

NYC is chaotic.
And I am attracted to chaos.
- Trevor Dunn

If Iraq were to descend into chaos, the Europeans would
feel the effects just as much as we would.
- Brent Scowcroft

My heart is so light that it's amazing.
I get to play all this grief, all this loss,
all this disaster and chaos.
It's hysterically funny.
I am very light.
- Linda Hamilton

The splendid discontent of God With chaos made the world.
And from the discontent of man The worlds best progress springs.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Invention, it must be humbly admitted,
does not consist in creating out of voice,
but out of chaos.
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

I guess darkness serves a purpose: to show us that
there is redemption through chaos.
I believe in that.
I think that's the basis of Greek mythology.
- Brendan Fraser


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