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Funny Beliefs Quotes
Funny Quotes about Beliefs

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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
- Bertrand Russell

In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions
are in almost every case gotten at second hand,
and without examination
- Mark Twain

We are born believing.
A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

What people believe prevails over the truth.
- Sophocles


 

Assumptions are beliefs that don't know they are beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Belief fuels our decisions -
even when we are not clearly aware of those beliefs.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Everyone believes that their beliefs are the right ones -
that is why they are called beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Before moving on, you have to clear away your cherished beliefs.
- Dick Raymond

Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.
- Henry David Thoreau

Let light shine through the cracks
in the armor of your staunchest beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

It is not my place to doubt the sincere beliefs of others.
My job is to question my own beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Tolerance implies no lack of commitment to one's own beliefs.
Rather it condemns the oppression or persecution of others.
- John F. Kennedy

Have convictions. Be friendly.
Stick to your beliefs as they stick to theirs.
Work as hard as they do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

I am responsible for my thoughts, my beliefs, and my actions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our grandchildren's grandchildren will shake their heads in shame
at some of the beliefs that we hold most dear today -
the question is, which ones?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Most people don't CHOOSE their value system -
they simply inherit the beliefs of their parents and community.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Culture is the arts elevated to a set of beliefs.
- Tom Wolfe

The inherent nature of God
is not changed by our individual beliefs,
our religious institutions,
or our communal traditions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Irrational beliefs are culturally accepted delusions.
- Robert Todd Carroll

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic.
Different people, different beliefs,
different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.
- Jimmy Carter

The test of all beliefs is their practical effect in life.
If it be true that optimism compels the world forward,
and pessimism retards it, then it is dangerous to
propagate a pessimistic philosophy.
- Helen Keller

Beliefs have evolved based on survival value.
Certain belief systems have been more conducive than others
to people living long enough to reproduce,
and having a high rate of reproduction.
It's that basic.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To attain inner peace you must actually give your life,
not just your possessions.
When you at last give your life - bringing into alignment
your beliefs and the way you live then,
and only then, can you begin to find inner peace.
- Peace Pilgrim

Recall a recent time when someone was strongly critical
of your opinions (perhaps your political or religious beliefs).
Now, put yourself in their shoes - with compassion.
Try to understand and appreciate their point-of-view -
not to change your own opinions,
but to celebrate all our human differences - in peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Rational beliefs bring us closer to getting good results in the real world.
- Albert Ellis

While everyone I work with may not share my beliefs,
I have been surrounded by nothing but support.
- Clay Aiken

If you don't have solid beliefs you cannot build a stable life.
Beliefs are like the foundation of a building,
and they are the foundation to build your life upon.
- Alfred A. Montapert

I have personal beliefs and they are sometimes reflected in the movies I make,
but I also reflect other points of view.
- Tim Robbins

Broad tolerance in the matter of beliefs is necessarily
a part of the new ethics.
- Lafcadio Hearn

Change can either challenge or threaten us.
Your beliefs pave your way to success or block you.
- Marsha Sinetar

I think that we need to look hard at our beliefs and
be responsible about how we speak out.
- Mary Steenburgen

Don't make the mistake of thinking that you have to
agree with people and their beliefs to defend them from injustice.
- Bryant H. McGill

What distinguishes the majority of men from the few
is their inability to act according to their beliefs.
- John Stuart Mill

If you don't change your beliefs, your life will be like this forever.
Is that good news?
- W. Somerset Maugham

My own personal, moral, spiritual, religious,
etc.
beliefs don't oppose same-gender marriage.
- Ed Case

I am proud to be an American, and proud that such beliefs
are at the core of our country and its citizens.
- John Linder

Everyone's entitled to express their political beliefs.
I don't presume to tell anybody who to vote for.
I am comfortable telling people what my opinions are.
- Ben Affleck

Our concept of governing is derived from our view of people.
It is a concept deeply rooted in a set of beliefs firmly
etched in the national conscience,
of all of us.
- Barbara Jordan

What we can or cannot do, what we consider possible or impossible,
is rarely a function of our true capability.
It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are.
- Tony Robbins

When does a belief bring out the best in you?
When does a belief hold you prisoner to yesterday
and limit your options for designing a great future?
Test your beliefs with as much objectivity
as you can bring to the subject.
Be willing to let go of those beliefs
that represent your parents' opinions,
or your communities opinions, rather than your own.
Those beliefs that withstand rigorous testing,
should become the foundation of your being -
your reason for living.
Take action on those beliefs.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Quotations are useful in periods of ignorance or obscurantist beliefs.
- Guy Debord

As Governor, I could think of only one way to unify
our State that was made up of so many different climates,
political beliefs and people, and that was our music.
- Lamar Alexander

If the truth contradicts deeply held beliefs,
that is too bad.
- Hans Eysenck

The path of least resistance and least trouble is a mental rut already made.
It requires troublesome work to undertake the alternation of old beliefs.
- John Dewey

We have all had the experience of finding that our
reactions and perhaps even our deeds have denied beliefs we thought were ours.
- James Baldwin

We emerged from the events of September 11 more steadfast in our beliefs,
more courageous in our actions and more determined
to protect our values than ever before.
- Jane D. Hull

All business proceeds on beliefs, or judgements of probabilities,
and not on certainties.
- Charles W. Eliot

The universities are available only to those who share
my revolutionary beliefs.
- Fidel Castro

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.
- Richard Bach

It is not to be forgotten that what we call rational
grounds for our beliefs are often extremely irrational
attempts to justify our instincts.
- Thomas Huxley

If the Labour party goes back to reasserting its socialist and democratic beliefs,
that's where I belong.
- Shirley Williams

If I have any beliefs about immortality,
it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven,
and very, very few persons.
- James Thurber

It remains to consider what attitude thoughtful men
and Christian believers should take respecting them,
and how they stand related to beliefs of another order.
- Asa Gray

The more we can get together and talk about various perspectives,
feelings, beliefs, the better.
- William P. Leahy

Beliefs and values that have held sway for thousands
of years will be questioned as never before.
- Carol P. Christ

There is nothing that can help you understand your
beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitor.
- Frank Howard Clark

This is a free country, and nobody should be criticized
for their political beliefs.
We're all allowed to have our opinions.
- Shannen Doherty

The beliefs concerning reincarnation have great ethical
impact on human life and our relationship to the world.
- Stanislav Grof

The process of philosophic and scientific enlightenment
has shaken the stability of beliefs held explicitly as articles of faith.
- Michael Polanyi

Conservatism clings to what has been established,
fearing that, once we begin to question the beliefs that we have inherited,
all the values of life will be destroyed.
- Morris Raphael Cohen

Those people who want to express their religious beliefs
on public property should enjoy the same rights that
we provide to those protesting the war in Iraq.
- Ernest Istook

Home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs,
and unpopular names, and impossible loyalties!
- Matthew Arnold

Too many religious organizations are in the business of enforcing beliefs.
- Charley Pride

I am much more radical in my beliefs than my products represent me to be.
- Isabella Rossellini

It's not the events of our lives that shape us,
but our beliefs as to what those events mean.
- Tony Robbins

There is a place in this world for satire,
but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance
and bigotry toward religious beliefs...
begins.
- Isaac Hayes

I'm not ashamed of my spiritual beliefs,
but I in no way incorporate them into this band.
- Amy Lee

All business proceeds on beliefs, or judgments of probabilities,
and not on certainties.
- William Reddington Hewlett

I consider myself a non-denominational Christian.
I grew up in a Bible church and still hold those beliefs very close to me.
- Jensen Ackles

Atrocities are human nature - they don't have political beliefs,
color, creed or anything like that.
They just happen, it's human.
- Clancy Brown

Realizing that our actions, feelings and behaviour
are the result of our own images and beliefs gives
us the level that psychology has always needed for changing personality.
- Maxwell Maltz


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