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Funny Quotes about Ability

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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
- Abraham Lincoln

Everybody is a genius.
But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,
it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
- Albert Einstein

A politician needs the ability to
foretell what is going to happen
tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards
to explain why it didn't happen.
- Winston Churchill

The ability to be in the present moment
is a major component of mental wellness.
- Abraham Maslow


 

Attention is the ability we have to discriminate
and to focus only on that which we want to perceive.
- don Miguel Ruiz

You will always have habits -
things you do regularly and without conscious thought -
but you do have the ability to CHOOSE your habits.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our only security is our ability to change.
- John Lilly


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The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers

Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability,
experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
- Fred Perry

If money is your hope for independence,
you will never have it.
The only real security that
a man can have in this world
is a reserve of knowledge,
experience and ability.
- Henry Ford

I didn't have the same fitness or ability as the other girls,
so I had to beat them with my mind.
- Martina Hingis

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability
of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
- Henry David Thoreau

Courage is not the lack of fear but the ability to face it.
- John B. Putnam Jr.

One of the definitions of sanity is the ability to tell real from unreal.
Soon we'll need a new definition.
- Alvin Toffler

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize
a problem before it becomes an emergency.
- Arnold H. Glasow

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks,
and courage.
- Charles Luckman

When I make art, I think about its ability to connect with others,
to bring them into the process.
- Jim Hodges

If there is any one secret of success,
it lies in the ability to get
the other person's point of view
and see things from that person's angle
as well as from your own.
- Henry Ford

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability
to learn from the experience of others,
are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
- Douglas Adams

Wealth is the ability to fully experience life.
- Henry David Thoreau

Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead
others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
- Thomas J. Watson

The only good luck many great men ever had was
being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
- Channing Pollock

Ability without honor is useless.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

Only love has the ability to put you in that state of bliss
- don Miguel Ruiz

God, our Creator, has stored within our minds and personalities,
great potential strength and ability.
Prayer helps us tap and develop these powers.
- Abdul Kalam

Trust your ability!
- Itzhak Perlman

With realization of one's own potential and
self-confidence in one's ability,
one can build a better world.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Nothing has such power to broaden the mind as the ability
to investigate systematically and truly all that comes
under thy observation in life.
- Marcus Aurelius

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
- Stephen Hawking

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything
without losing your temper or your self-confidence.
- Robert Frost

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability
to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time
and still retain the ability to function.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

One of the true tests of leadership is the ability
to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency.
- Arnold H. Glasow

You are to have implicit confidence in your own ability,
knowing that it is the nature of thought
to externalize itself in your health and affairs,
knowing that you are the thinker.
- Ernest Holmes

Believe in yourself,
in your vision for your future
and in your ability to take a small step
each day toward achieving your vision.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty, never grows old.
- Franz Kafka

Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.
- Barbara de Angelis

Very few people possess true artistic ability.
It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate
the situation by making an effort.
If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint,
simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
- Fran Lebowitz

All endeavor calls for the ability
to tramp the last mile,
shape the last plan, endure the last hours toil.
The fight to the finish spirit is the one...
characteristic we must posses
if we are to face the future as finishers.
- Henry David Thoreau

I think exercise tests us in so many ways,
our skills, our hearts, our ability to bounce back after setbacks.
This is the inner beauty of sports and competition,
and it can serve us all well as adult athletes.
- Peggy Fleming

Training is such a vital part of preparation for a game,
you really do train to play.
It tops up your ability, like sharpening a carving knife.
You can get away with not doing it for a while,
as long as you have reached a certain standard of fitness.
- Graeme Le Saux

If men can develop weapons that are so terrifying
as to make the thought of global war
include almost a sentence for suicide,
you would think that man's intelligence and his comprehension...
would include also his ability to find a peaceful solution.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

I offer my body, my mind
and any ability that I posses,
to be used by Thee, O Infinite Creator,
in whatever way Thou dost choose
to express Thyself through me.
I know that all work is Thy work,
and that no task is too difficult
or too menial when offered
to Thee in loving service.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

Teamwork is the ability to work together toward a common vision.
The ability to direct individual accomplishments
toward organizational objectives.
It is the fuel that allows common people to attain uncommon results.
- Andrew Carnegie

Sinn Fein has demonstrated the ability to play a leadership
role as part of a popular movement towards peace,
equality and justice.
- Gerry Adams

Indian culture certainly gives the Indian mind,
including the mind of the Indian scientist,
the ability to think out of the box.
- Roland Joffe

No matter what his position or experience in life,
there is in everyone more latent than developed ability;
far more unused than used power.
- James Cash Penney

I think it's just a lack of ability,
we're incapable of writing hits.
- Kenny Hickey

I think the ability to focus is a thread that runs
through so-called successful people.
And that's something that can be developed.
It can be self-taught.
- Fred L. Turner

You can only do the work to the very best of your ability.
- Christine Baranski

We rob ourselves of so much by focusing on the wrong stuff.
And the ability to get into the moment and deal with what is,
that's the real opportunity.
- Kathy Mattea

Success in show business depends on your ability to make and keep friends.
- Sophie Tucker

Talent was not rare; the ability to survive having it was.
- Neal Stephenson

As a boy I believed I could make myself invisible.
I'm not sure that I ever could, but I certainly had
the ability to pass unnoticed.
- Terence Stamp

Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Canada has great natural resources, and its people
have the spirit and ability to develop them.
- Charles E. Wilson

Success is what you do with your ability.
It's how you use your talent.
- George Allen, Sr.

Discipline is the refining fire by which talent becomes ability.
- Roy L. Smith

Instinct is untaught ability.
- Alexander Bain

A leader who loses his connection to his people soon
loses the ability to lead them.
- Robert Ley

Wicked people are always surprised to find ability in those that are good.
- Marquis De Vauvenargues

I was born with an ability to concentrate very hard
on a job for a long time.
- Lord Mountbatten

What did Citibank get out of it? It got the ability
to reverse the arbitrage.
Actually, what they got was the ability to give themselves a profit,
and that saved the bank.
- Bill Janklow

I always thought I could play pro ball.
I had confidence in my ability, You have to.
If you don't who will?
- Johnny Unitas

The Lord God, the creator of Judaism and the God of
Judaism and Christianity,
empowered our minds and gave us the ability to question.
- Michael Novak

The difference between one man and another is not mere ability it is energy.
- Thomas Arnold

We all have ability.
The difference is how we use it.
- Charlotte Whitton

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
- Jane Wagner

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid
my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
- April Winchell

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply
your physical and mental energies to one problem incessantly without growing weary.
- Charles Caleb Colton

The leader of genius must have the ability to make
different opponents appear as if they belonged to one category.
- Adolf Hitler


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