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Funny Shake Quotes
Funny Quotes about Shake

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Shake structures.
School yourself.
Look twice at a thing,
once upside down.
Answer yourself clearly.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Our grandchildren's grandchildren will shake their heads in shame
at some of the beliefs that we hold most dear today -
the question is, which ones?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Golda Meir

In a gentle way, you can shake the world.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi


 

In your days - things like this happen to you...
You get a tap, a nudge, a gentle shake,
and life whispers to you, "I know you're tired -
but I don't want you to miss this."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The great gift of Easter is hope -
Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God,
in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love,
which nothing can shake.
- Basil C. Hume

Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power,
have the right to rise up, and shake off the existing government,
and form a new one that suits them better.
This is a most valuable - a most sacred right -
a right, which we hope and believe, is to liberate the world.
- Abraham Lincoln


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Today is life - the only life you are sure of.
Make the most of today. Get interested in something.
Shake yourself awake. Develop a hobby.
Let the winds of enthusiasm sweep through you.
Live today with gusto.
- Dale Carnegie

Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler,
I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands
with the President either.
- Jesse Owens

The greatest and noblest pleasure which we have in
this world is to discover new truths,
and the next is to shake off old prejudices.
- Frederick II

Do feuds ever end?
Only when both sides shake hands,
and agree that there is no winner, no loser,
only people who have wearied of fighting
and desire to live in peace.
For many years, Northern Ireland was locked
in a murderous and seemingly unending feud.
The key to ending the feud was a shared commitment
that peace was more important than vengeance.
That is always the choice to be made.
The organizers of an April 10, 2009
joint Protestant-Catholic commemoration
of the Northern Ireland dead,
comprised of members of the once-outlawed Sinn Fein
as well as their once-avowed enemies,
referred to, "the terrible, random nature
of death in war and civil conflict."
Some lessons have been learned, many more remain.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Come, come, leave business to idlers,
and wisdom to fools: they have need of 'em:
wit be my faculty,
and pleasure my occupation, and let father Time shake his glass.
- William Congreve

Defeat may serve as well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
- Edwin Markham

I want women to be liberated and still be able to have a nice ass and shake it.
- Shirley MacLaine

No matter how hard the loss, defeat might serve as
well as victory to shake the soul and let the glory out.
- Al Gore

That Beatle euphoria has always been there,
and it's hard to be in a room with a Beatle and try to be totally natural.
You never shake that off.
- Alan Parsons

I'm being trained to shake the bon-bon appropriately.
- Clay Aiken

There is something pagan in me that I cannot shake off.
In short, I deny nothing, but doubt everything.
- Lord Byron

I forgot to shake hands and be friendly.
It was an important lesson about leadership.
- Lee Iacocca

But in the end it's still a game of golf,
and if at the end of the day you can't shake hands
with your opponents and still be friends,
then you've missed the point.
- Payne Stewart

HIV does not make people dangerous to know,
so you can shake their hands and give them a hug:
Heaven knows they need it.
- Princess Diana

I shall now proceed to my own experience,
which hath truly convinced me, the Lord is awakened as one out of sleep;
and the voice of the Lord will shake terribly the earth.
- Joanna Southcott

If you shake your fist, the other guy will shake his too.
But if you extend your hand to shake their hand,
then they will extend theirs also, and you've made a friend.
- Ricardo Montalban

I do not shake hands from a sanitary standpoint.
- Victoria Woodhull

Growing up in New England, being schooled and classically trained,
it needed to shake, it needed to evolve.
- Emeril Lagasse

I sweat real sweat and I shake real shakes.
- Elizabeth Taylor

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself.
- Henry Winkler

There are those moments when you shake someone's hand,
have a conversation with someone, and suddenly your
all bound together because you share your humanity in one simple moment.
- Ralph Fiennes

I used to go home at night and just shake,
because I had no idea that's what acting was gonna be.
- Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

The new century has brought on its own terrible dangers,
which although not reaching the apocalyptic potential of the Cold War,
still have the capacity to shake our world.
- Adam Schiff

Donna Mills came on the show as a female antagonist,
about a year before, so now they wanted to have a male antagonist.
I was cast as a Senator to shake things up.
- William Devane

When I started really singing I was 17,
18 years old.
I used to go around trying to be a singer in the Bronx.
My knees would shake but I learned by doing.
- Dominic Chianese

I think that if you shake the tree, you ought to be
around when the fruit falls to pick it up.
- Mary Cassatt

Despair and frustration will not shake our belief that
the resistance is the only way of liberation.
- Emile Lahud

To shake your rump is to be environmentally aware.
- David Byrne

We are all the same person trying to shake hands with our self.
- Wavy Gravy

Any time you put a cast like this in compromising circumstances
or shake it up a little bit,
I think we're all pretty close so we draw on real emotion.
- George Eads

Why, I just shake the buildings out of my sleeves.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

In order to shake a hypothesis, it is sometimes not
necessary to do anything more than push it as far as it will go.
- Denis Diderot

I've spent my career trying to help people without
connections understand what's going on so that they
have a chance of getting a fair shake from the connected and the powerful.
- Allan Sloan

But, as always, Mr. Rooney would come over and shake
your hand and congratulate you on a good game,
no matter what the situation was.
- Franco Harris

My countrymen have the right to shake my hand and talk to me if they so wish.
Don't forget that their support and their reading of
my works is what brought me the Nobel prize.
- Naguib Mahfouz

Last good pratfall I did, I broke bones in both hands.
I still feel it when people shake my hand.
- Chevy Chase

Liverpool fans were great to me, I still live near
the city and they always come up and shake my hand.
- Paul Ince

I will say we now, in the polling in Wisconsin,
much different than many other races,
the public didn't perceive that we were getting a fair shake from the media.
- Scott McCallum

Anyone that has come to America past the age of eighteen
will be able to understand when I say that you can never shake your accent.
- Martin Yan

I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph,
but I will shake their hand.
That kind of personal touch is all they're really seeking.
- Chevy Chase

There is virtually nothing I wouldn't be willing to do,
to try and make sure that children have a fair shake in life.
- Daniel Keys Moran

I think for anybody reading the book they're going
to get an idea in their heads of all those characters,
and I think that once that gets fixed,
it's quite hard to shake.
- Hugh Dancy

Rather than saying that the commissioner is hired by
the owners and therefore is subservient to them,
you have to look at whether or not the players are getting a fair shake.
- Pete Rozelle

Even at church, people would not shake my hand.
- Ryan White

I felt that K wasn't getting a fair shake anyway.
- Nicholas Lea

First I shake the whole Apple tree, that the ripest might fall.
Then I climb the tree and shake each limb,
and then each branch and then each twig,
and then I look under each leaf.
- Martin Luther

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who
could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks,
cops, and hippies.
- Jimmy Buffett

Let tyrants shake their iron rod.
- William Billings

Shake was a dramatist of note; He lived by writing things to quote.
- H. C. Bunner

I like people who shake other people up and make them feel uncomfortable.
- Jim Morrison

One thing is certain, You can't shake hands with a fist.
- David Allan Coe

What is more mortifying than to feel that you have
missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?
- Logan P. Smith

Who wants to shake the hand of the first man to put
it to America's sweetheart.
- John Agar

I feel that these stories are being written to articulate
certain confusions and disappointments,
and I do mean to shake up the reader,
and I do hope they're on target.
- Ann Beattie

It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and
shake your fists in the air and all that,
then to actually read the Communist manifesto and things
like that and actually become involved in politics.
- Lester Bangs

The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier,
but the eating was harder.
I had to eat every two hours.
At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth.
Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible.
I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body
fat at the time was only,
like, 7.5%.
- Taylor Lautner

Sometimes I want to clean up my desk and go out and say,
respect me, I'm a respectable grown-up,
and other times I just want to jump into a paper bag
and shake and bake myself to death.
- Wendy Wasserstein

I've had some threaten not to give Communion to me,
even though they don't know my position,
just because I'm a Democrat.
I've had cardinals refuse to shake my hand because I'm a Democrat.
- Bart Stupak

South Vietnam had to be built from scratch and,
from the very beginning, depended far too much on the Western superpowers.
As in the case of a person on public welfare,
this dependency, which became greater with each day,
was quite difficult to shake.
- Nguyen Cao Ky

Lately, I can't shake the feeling that I've been living
a dream for the last 10 years or so;
I can't account for most of my 20s,
and I have to continually remind myself that certain
people are dead now and many of my friends have children.
- Chris Ware

Anyone who said he wasn't afraid during the civil rights
movement was either a liar or without imagination.
I was scared all the time.
My hands didn't shake but inside I was shaking.
- James L. Farmer, Jr.

The way the business things work in Russia is you have to meet people,
you have to go through a certain amount of etiquette
and business things are done just simply by a shake
of the hand and whether they like you or not.
- Marc Almond

Sometimes your medicine bottle has on it,
"Shake well before using." That is what God has to
do with some of His people.
He has to shake them well before they are ever usable.
- Vance Havner

Well, sometimes if I go out to dinner with my family,
people will come up to me and put their hand across
my plate for me to shake,
sometimes when I have a bite of food in my mouth.
I find this a bit disturbing.
- Abdul Qadeer Khan


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