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Funny Soldiers Quotes
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The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

History is an account, mostly false,
of events,
mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers,
mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
- Ambrose Bierce

Ten soldiers wisely led will beat a hundred without a head.
- Euripides

Poets are soldiers that liberate words from the steadfast
possession of definition.
- Eli Khamarov


 

The Roman legions were formed in the first instance of citizen soldiers,
who yet had been made to submit to a rigid discipline,
and to feel that in that submission lay their strength.
- Goldwin Smith

You can make children believe whatever you want,
and the children of today are the soldiers and mothers of tomorrow.
- Dudley Nichols

The Syrian regime is helping the insurgency in Iraq
and allowing all kinds of militants to come in and out,
and go to Iraq to attack random soldiers and innocent people.
- Walid Jumblatt


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The more a general is accustomed to place heavy demands on his soldiers,
the more he can depend on their response.
- Karl Von Clausewitz

The great actors we had came from the actor-manager theaters.
Not only did they create a team, they were the generals
working with the soldiers.
- Steven Berkoff

With courage and character, American soldiers continue
to put themselves on the line to defend our freedom,
and so many have paid the ultimate sacrifice.
- Dan Lipinski

The war imbued my tin soldiers with quite a new interest.
It was impossible to have boxes enough of them.
- Georg Brandes

Now the true soldiers of Christ must always be prepared
to do battle for the truth,
and must never, so far as lies with them,
allow false convictions to creep in.
- Origen

War is too serious a matter to leave to soldiers.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself,
crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out,
getting rescued by brave soldiers.
- Roald Dahl

The soldiers never explained to the government when an Indian was wronged,
but reported the misdeeds of the Indians.
- Geronimo

Were British protesters, armed with little more than
a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers,
really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire?
- Mark Thomas

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film.
I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination.
- Tim Robbins

Regard your soldiers as your children,
and they will follow you into the deepest valleys;
look on them as your own beloved sons,
and they will stand by you even unto death.
- Sun Tzu

I think that some of our soldiers die in the battlefield
and some come home to bad health and die prematurely,
just by the nature of the kind of business they're in.
- Christopher Shays

Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
- Desmond Morris

My son is not wild about going back to Iraq,
but he'd sure rather do that than sacrifice all that
he and his fellow soldiers have accomplished by leaving
too early and inviting chaos.
- Kit Bond

Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
- Douglas MacArthur

I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers
here to understand that we are for peace,
and that we have made peace, that we may not be mistaken by them for enemies.
- Black Kettle

There's a financial cost, but the only costs that are
ever real are the costs of our soldiers.
- Michael Ignatieff

I knew that if the feat was accomplished it must be
at a most fearful sacrifice of as brave and gallant
soldiers as ever engaged in battle.
- John B. Hood

I am a soldier, convinced that I am acting on behalf of soldiers.
- Siegfried Sassoon

When the soldiers came home from Vietnam,
there were no parades, no celebrations.
So they built the Vietnam Memorial for themselves.
- William Westmoreland

After all my years of playing soldiers,
and then of reading History, I have almost a mania to be in the East,
to see fighting, and to serve.
- Wilfred Owen

I may be compelled to face danger, but never fear it,
and while our soldiers can stand and fight,
I can stand and feed and nurse them.
- Clara Barton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand.
They make the racist secure in his racism.
- Huey Newton

Sacrificing American soldiers or innocent civilians
in an unprecedented preemptive attack on a separate
sovereign nation may well prove itself a most temporary medicine.
- Sean Penn

Soldiers generally win battles; generals get credit for them.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Like the American soldiers who went before them,
they are putting their lives on the line to protect ours.
- Doc Hastings

Our soldiers and their families are benefiting.
They deserve good, quality housing and they need it.
- Jim Walsh

This conflict is one thing I've been waiting for.
I'm well and strong and young - young enough to go to the front.
If I can't be a soldier, I'll help soldiers.
- Clara Barton

I thought that that mission and the mission of taking
care of those soldiers were my priorities,
and I stand by the same today.
There wasn't a lot of support for those soldiers.
- Janis Karpinski

Washington has thrown their soldiers on the fire.
- Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

I've had songs written during the Falklands war,
and during the first Gulf war I got letters from soldiers
saying they were listening to these songs,
like Island of no return.
- Billy Bragg

I perform for soldiers because they are important,'
- Coolio

We're quickly moving to the point where we will have
no military bases in the Northeast,
and this undermines support for the military.
We are a nation of citizen soldiers.
- Rob Simmons

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being
and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
- Coolio

The first song is called "London." It's about two Russian
soldiers who desert the Russian army and escape to London,
where they indulge in a life of crime.
- Neil Tennant

When goods do not cross borders, soldiers will.
- Frederic Bastiat

A handful of soldiers is always better than a mouthful of arguments.
- Georg C. Lichtenberg

A few regular troops from old France,
weakened by hunger and sickness, who,
when fresh, were unable to withstand the British soldiers,
are their general's chief dependence.
- James Wolfe

All the rest of us - you and me and even the thousands
of soldiers behind the lines in Africa -
we want terribly yet only academically for the war to get over.
- Ernie Pyle

I apologize to coalition forces and all the families,
detainees, the families, America and all the soldiers.
- Lynndie England

U.S.
soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance,
joke that they track my movements in order to know
where they will be deployed next.
- Christiane Amanpour

In war the heroes always outnumber the soldiers ten to one.
- H. L. Mencken

There are few men more superstitious than soldiers.
They are, after all, the men who live closest to death.
- Mary Stewart

One or two of the trips were a bit scary.
Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip,
locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and
out of buildings when I wanted to wash.
- Joey Dunlop

Soldiers and peasants lived together on friendly terms;
they knew each other and their everyday routines,
and trusted each other; they shook their heads together over the war.
- Ernst Toller

God has given such brave soldiers to this Crown that,
if they do not frighten our neighbours,
at least they prevent us from being frightened by them.
- Elizabeth I

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music
played for soldiers before they go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

Bin Laden, who was in his country, attacked and damaged our Pentagon,
and killed our soldiers right out here at the Pentagon.
But his pentagon no longer exists.
It is rubble.
- Jeff Sessions

I have done my duty by the laws of my people and I
am sorry my people were led this time by men who were
not soldiers and that crimes were committed of which I had no knowledge.
- Ernst Kaltenbrunner

Ministers regularly meet soldiers that have returned
from operational tours to hear about their experiences,
including those who have recovered from their injuries.
- Geoff Hoon

In 1917 - as we have seen, - Italy suffered a great reverse,
losing 200,000 soldiers and immense supplies.
- Kelly Miller

If we say the Geneva Convention is obsolete,
then what do others who have our soldiers say?
- Charles Schumer

I had 16 other prisons that I needed to pay attention to,
and we did.
And I had 3,400 soldiers who were depending on me to take care of them,
and I did.
- Janis Karpinski

Our main battle has always been against Israeli soldiers and Jewish settlers.
- Ahmed Yassin

Soldiers are dreamers; when the guns begin they think of firelit homes,
clean beds, and wives.
- Siegfried Sassoon

The connection between dress and war is not far to seek;
your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers.
- Virginia Woolf

Where there are too many policemen, there is no liberty.
Where there are too many soldiers, there is no peace.
Where there are too many lawyers, there is no justice.
- Lin Yutang

I am a general.
My soldiers are the keys and I have to command them.
- Vladimir Horowitz

There was a military police brigade with over 3,400
soldiers getting ready to go home because their mission -
prisoner-of-war operations -
was finished.
- Janis Karpinski

How can faceless bureaucrats in an intelligence agency
deny brave soldiers a chance to tell the truth?
- Curt Weldon

Firefighters are indispensable foot soldiers here at home.
- Christopher Dodd

The south produced statesmen and soldiers,
planters and doctors and lawyers and poets,
but certainly no engineers and mechanics.
Let Yankees adopt such low callings.
- Margaret Mitchell

Spending time with America's soldiers is always inspiring.
- John Boehner

But the admiration for Jackson was by no means confined
to his own soldiers and to his own section.
- Daniel H. Hill


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