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Funny Enemies Quotes
Funny Quotes about Enemies

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Am I not destroying my enemies
when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln

Always forgive your enemies -
nothing annoys them so much.
- Oscar Wilde

We make our friends; we make our enemies;
but God makes our next-door neighbor.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

Except in cases of necessity, which are rare,
leave your friend to learn
unpleasant things from his enemies;
they are ready enough to tell them.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


 

A man can't be too careful in the choice of enemies.
- Oscar Wilde

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

I choose my friends for their good looks,
my acquaintances for their good characters,
and my enemies for their intellects.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde


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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
- the movie The Godfather, Part II

If you want to make enemies,
try to change something.
- Woodrow Wilson

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this,
we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We have no enemies,
we have only friendships that we haven't yet developed
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when
two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife,
confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
- Homer

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
- Abraham Lincoln

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.
- Abraham Lincoln

We will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

As our enemies have found, we can reason like men,
so now let us show them we can fight like men also.
- Thomas Jefferson

Choose your friends carefully.
Your enemies will choose you.
- Yasser Arafat

Man's enemies are not demons, but human beings like himself.
- Lao Tzu

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your
enemies will not believe you anyway.
- Elbert Hubbard

Love your enemies.
- Jesus (Matthew 5:44)

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s,
and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue

Always write angry letters to your enemies.
Never mail them.
- James Fallows

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies -
because you never know when you'll have to work with them.
- Lana Turner

You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies,
but even more to stand up to your friends.
- J.K. Rowling

Lovers may be and indeed generally are enemies,
but they never can be friends, because there must always
be a spice of jealousy and a something of Self in all their speculations.
- George Byron

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
- John F. Kennedy

I no doubt deserved my enemies,
but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
- Walt Whitman

When men are easy in their circumstances,
they are naturally enemies to innovations.
- Joseph Addison

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

(Jesus on Love)
You have heard that it was said,
"Love your neighbor and hate your enemy."
But I tell you: Love your enemies
and pray for those who persecute you.
- Matthew 5:43-44

Be assured those will be thy worst enemies,
not to whom thou hast done evil, but who have done evil to thee.
And those will be thy best friends, not to whom thou hast done good,
but who have done good to thee.
- Tacitus

A man who was completely innocent,
offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others,
including his enemies,
and became the ransom of the world.
It was a perfect act.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

We are all "neighbors."
Our world has gotten too small for us to be anything else.
We can no longer have "us" and "them" - friends and enemies.
A person from Iraq, or Russia, or Columbia is
no more a stranger or enemy than a person from across town.
A few people everywhere are troublemakers.
Every religion provokes a few people to become extremists.
Do we need police around the globe? Unfortunately, we always will.
Do we need war? Does that question even deserve an answer?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love your enemies, bless them that curse you,
do good to them that hate you, and pray for them
which despitefully use you and persecute you.
- Matthew 5:44

When we hate our enemies, we are
giving them power over us:
power over our sleep, our appetites,
our blood pressure, our health, and our happiness.
Our enemies would dance with joy if only
they knew how they were worrying us,
lacerating us, and getting even with us!
Our hate is not hurting them at all,
but our hate is turning our own days
and nights into a hellish turmoil.
- Dale Carnegie

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.
I have never been depressed enough to take up the game,
but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
- Will Rogers

Have we not come to such an impasse in the modern world
that we must love our enemies - or else?
The chain reaction of evil -
hate begetting hate, wars producing more wars -
must be broken, or else we shall be plunged
into the dark abyss of annihilation.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

We must develop and maintain the capacity to forgive.
He who is devoid of the power to forgive
is devoid of the power to love.
There is some good in the worst of us
and some evil in the best of us.
When we discover this, we are less prone to hate our enemies.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

My God, this is a hell of a job. I have no trouble with my enemies.
I can take care of my enemies all right.
But my damn friends, my goddamn friends.
They're the ones that keep me walking the floor at night.
- Warren G. Harding

I gave up writing blurbs because you make one friend and 200 enemies.
- Leslie Fiedler

I bring out the worst in my enemies and that's how
I get them to defeat themselves.
- Roy M. Cohn

We have serious enemies and growing threats around the world.
Unfortunately, we have an administration whose idea
of a rogue state is Arizona.
- Mitt Romney

Keep your enemies in front of you.
- Chris Matthews

Men are by nature merely indifferent to one another;
but women are by nature enemies.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

We were fortunate to have the Russians as our childhood enemies.
We practiced hiding under our desks in case they had
the temerity to drop a nuclear weapon.
- Kary Mullis

We have real enemies in the world.
These enemies must be found.
They must be pursued and they must be defeated.
- Barack Obama

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors.
- Aristotle Onassis

Comforts and syphilis are the greatest enemies of mankind.
- Alexis Carrel

But primitive man had enemies real as well as imaginary,
and they were not subject to priestly sorceries.
- Paul Harris

Enemies are so stimulating.
- Katharine Hepburn

In order to rally people, governments need enemies...
if they do not have a real enemy, they will invent
one in order to mobilize us.
- Nhat Hanh

If a wise man behaves prudently, how can he be overcome
by his enemies? Even a single man,
by right action, can overcome a host of foes.
- Saskya Pandita

After Big Media, U.S.
colleges and universities are the biggest enemies of
the values of red-state Americans.
- Phyllis Schlafly

Propaganda is that branch of the art of lying which
consists in nearly deceiving your friends without quite deceiving your enemies.
- F. M. Cornford

Even paranoids have real enemies.
- Delmore Schwartz

Political criticism is our enemies' best friend.
- Bernard Kerik

We seem to be our own worst enemies.
We should require critical U.S.
infrastructure to remain in U.S.
hands.
- Duncan Hunter

You don't make peace with friends.
You make it with very unsavory enemies.
- Yitzhak Rabin

We can come to look upon the deaths of our enemies
with as much regret as we feel for those of our friends,
namely, when we miss their existence as witnesses to our success.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

Let your enemies be disarmed by the gentleness of your manner,
but at the same time let them feel, the steadiness of your resentment.
- Lord Chesterfield

Men of sense often learn from their enemies.
It is from their foes, not their friends,
that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.
- Aristophanes

Enemies' gifts are no gifts and do no good.
- Sophocles

Dictators must have enemies.
They must have internal enemies to justify their secret
police and external enemies to justify their military forces.
- Richard Perle

I sometimes joke, Paula, even paranoid people have enemies.
- Rahm Emanuel

The battlefield is a scene of constant chaos.
The winner will be the one who controls that chaos,
both his own and the enemies.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

Foreknowledge of the future makes it possible to manipulate
both enemies and supporters.
- Raymond Aron


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