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Funny Ignorance Quotes
Funny Quotes about Ignorance

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated,
journalism keeps us in touch
with the ignorance of the community.
- Oscar Wilde

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence;
then success is sure.
- Mark Twain

Is it ignorance or apathy?
Hey, I don't know and I don't care.
- Jimmy Buffett


 

Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge:
it is those who know little, and not those who know much,
who so positively assert that this or that problem
will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin

Fear always springs from ignorance.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Knowledge will forever govern ignorance;
and a people who mean to be their own governors must
arm themselves with the power which knowledge gives.
- James Madison


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It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.
- Joseph Wood Krutch

Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount
of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts.
- Henry B. Adams

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance -
it is the illusion of knowledge.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

Beware of false knowledge;
it is more dangerous than ignorance.
- George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance and bungling with love
are better than wisdom and skill without.
- Henry David Thoreau

Envy comes from people's ignorance of,
or lack of belief in, their own gifts.
- Jean Vanier

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.
- Addison Mizner

Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.
- Elbert Hubbard

When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning,
not the result of ignorance or accident,
its children will become the foundation of a new race.
- Margaret Sanger

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous
than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
- Ambrose Bierce

The truth is incontrovertible,
malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it,
but in the end; there it is.
- Winston Churchill

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.
- Socrates

Ignorance is preferable to error,
and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing
than he who believes what is wrong.
- Thomas Jefferson

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty.
I will belong to the select few.
- Will Rogers

True friendship can afford true knowledge.
It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
- Henry David Thoreau

We fear things in proportion to our ignorance of them.
- Titus Livius

Uncertainty that comes from knowledge
(knowing what you don't know)
is different from uncertainty coming from ignorance.
- Isaac Asimov

At the root of all the harm we cause is ignorance.
- Pema Chodron

Ignorance is no excuse, it's the real thing.
- Irene Peter

The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
- John F. Kennedy

Misunderstanding arising from ignorance breeds fear,
and fear remains the greatest enemy of peace.
- Lester B. Pearson

It is the eye of ignorance that assigns a fixed and
unchangeable color to every object;
beware of this stumbling block.
- Paul Gauguin

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
- Jeremy Bentham

The greater our knowledge increases
the more our ignorance unfolds.
- John F. Kennedy

Be - don't try to become.
Being is enlightenment, becoming is ignorance.
- Osho

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.
- Confucius

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing,
but it still beats total ignorance.
- Abigail Van Buren

Where ignorance is our master,
there is no possibility of real peace.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

Where there is charity and wisdom,
there is neither fear nor ignorance.
- St. Francis of Assisi

Socialism is a philosophy of failure,
the creed of ignorance,
and the gospel of envy,
its inherent virtue is
the equal sharing of misery.
- Winston Churchill

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant

Truth is by nature self-evident.
As soon as you remove the cobwebs of ignorance
that surround it, it shines clear.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

If the children are untaught,
their ignorance and vices will in future life
cost us much dearer in their consequences
than it would have done in their
correction by a good education.
- Thomas Jefferson

All the Buddhas of all the ages have been
telling you a very simple fact:
Be - don't try to become.
Within these two words, be and becoming,
your whole life is contained.
Being is enlightenment, becoming is ignorance.
- Osho

Life is an organic whole. The basic problems of the people -
poverty, ignorance, disease and civic inertia - interlock.
To address one problem, we must address all.
Hence our emphasis on an integrated program
of livelihood, education, health and self-government.
- Jimmy Yen

There comes a time in every man's education
when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance,
that imitation is suicide,
that he must take himself for better or for worse as his portion.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every optimist moves along with progress and hastens it,
while every pessimist would keep the worlds at a standstill.
The consequence of pessimism in the life of a nation
is the same as in the life of the individual.
Pessimism kills the instinct that
urges men to struggle against poverty,
ignorance and crime, and dries up
all the fountains of joy in the world.
- Helen Keller

Fear is the lengthened shadow of ignorance.
- Arnold H. Glasow

Our knowledge is a receding mirage in an expanding desert of ignorance.
- Will Durant

Ignorance of one's misfortunes is clear gain.
- Euripides

We allow our ignorance to prevail upon us and make
us think we can survive alone,
alone in patches, alone in groups, alone in races,
even alone in genders.
- Maya Angelou

For my part I believe in the forgiveness of sin and
the redemption of ignorance.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

A jury is a group of twelve people of average ignorance.
- Herbert Spencer

I have to plead basic ignorance of most new jazz artists here.
- Gary Lucas

The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something
you don't know anything about.
- Wayne Dyer

'God's plan' is often a front for men's plans and a cover for inadequacy,
ignorance, and evil.
- Mary Daly

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance.
- Anthony J. D'Angelo

Blinding ignorance does mislead us.
Oh Wretched mortals, open your eyes!
- Leonardo da Vinci

Until as recently as November of 1966,
I had complete faith in the Warren Report.
Of course, my faith in the Report was grounded in ignorance,
since I had never read it.
- Jim Garrison

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
- Maya Angelou

The social object of skilled investment should be to
defeat the dark forces of time and ignorance which envelope our future.
- John Maynard Keynes

The level of ignorance is declining,
and the ability to accumulate data and manipulate it
for various ends is increasing.
- Bruce Sterling

Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance,
is the death of knowledge.
- Alfred North Whitehead

Discussion is an exchange of knowledge;
an argument an exchange of ignorance.
- Robert Quillen

The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance,
and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence
if they lack understanding.
- Albert Camus

Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes,
but which no democracy can afford among its citizens.
- William Beveridge

We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance.
As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
- John Archibald Wheeler

And capital punishment, however ineffective it may
be and through whatever ignorance it may be resorted to,
is a strictly defensive act, - at least in theory.
- Benjamin Tucker

The former ruling class kept the community of actors
in ignorance by means of various lies.
- Bela Lugosi

Curiosity killed the cat, but where human beings are concerned,
the only thing a healthy curiosity can kill is ignorance.
- Harry Lorayne

Ignorance is stubborn and prejudice is hard.
- Adlai E. Stevenson

Owing to ignorance of the rope the rope appears to be a snake;
owing to ignorance of the Self the transient state
arises of the individualized,
limited, phenomenal aspect of the Self.
- Guru Nanak


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