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Funny Logic Quotes
Funny Quotes about Logic

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When dealing with people, remember you are
not dealing with creatures of logic,
but creatures of emotion.
- Dale Carnegie

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be;
and if it were so, it would be;
but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.
- Lewis Carroll

The grand aim of all science is to cover
the greatest number of empirical facts
by logical deduction from
the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
- Albert Einstein


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Logic will get you from A to B.
Imagination will take you everywhere.
- Albert Einstein

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade.
It makes the hand bleed that uses it.
- Rabindranath Tagore

Grace defies reason and logic.
- Bono


 

Pause to appreciate the beauty around you.
Whether rainbow or butterfly,
mountain or tree, painting or poem -
whether crafted by nature or by a human hand -
beauty adds a magical element to life
that surpasses logic and science.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If what is seen and experienced is portrayed
in the language of logic,
we are engaged in science.
If it is communicated through forms
whose connections are not accessible
to the conscious mind but are
recognized intuitively as meaningful,
then we are engaged in art.
- Albert Einstein

There is no logical way to the discovery
of these elemental laws.
There is only the way of intuition,
which is helped by a feeling
for the order lying behind the appearance.
- Albert Einstein

Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.
- Albert Einstein

Be careful not to do your good deeds
when there's no one watching you.
- Tom Lehrer

And you just gotta remember, Sparky -
no matter what they tell you - you can NEVER have too much sugar.
- the movie Michael (1996)

No one can have a higher opinion of you than I have,
and I think you're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat!
- the movie The Great Mouse Detective

No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
- George Carlin

Oh no, I can't do anything to the death.
Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition,
and death is the worst thing for it.
- the movie Love and Death

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
- Art Buchwald

I have no fear of the gallows ... They're going to shoot me.
- the movie Love and Death

There's no reason to become alarmed,
and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
- the movie Airplane!

A honeymoon should be like a table:
four bare legs and no drawers.
- Anonymous

One cannot have everything the way he would like it.
A man has no business to be depressed by a disappointment,
anyway; he ought to make up his mind to get even.
- Mark Twain

A man's friendships are, like his will,
invalidated by marriage -
but they are also no less invalidated
by the marriage of his friends.
- Samuel Butler

No matter how much cats fight,
there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed.
But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
Uh, depending on the breaks.
- the movie Dr. Strangelove

When I eventually met Mr. Right
I had no idea that his first name was Always.
- Rita Rudner

No man is truly married until he understands
every word his wife is NOT saying.
- Anonymous

The most difficult phase of life
is not when no one understands you,
it is when you don't understand yourself.
- Anonymous

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
- Mark Twain

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes;
he who loves no one has no woes.
- The Buddha

I begin with the principle that all men are bores.
Surely no one will prove himself
so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
- Soren Kierkegaard

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much.
- Walter Lippmann

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure,
till you know there is no hook beneath it.
- Thomas Jefferson

It has been my experience that folks who
have no vices, have very few virtues.
- Abraham Lincoln

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero,
he no longer is.
- George Carlin

The man who does not read good books
has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain

There is no such thing as public opinion.
There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
- Oscar Wilde

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If at first you don't succeed,
try, try, and try again.
Then give up.
There's no use being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

There is no use whatsoever trying to help
people who do not help themselves.
You cannot push anyone up a ladder
unless he is willing to climb himself.
- Andrew Carnegie

Random chance seems to have operated in our favor ...
there was no deity involved.
- Spock character in the Star Trek television series

It's not the men in your life that counts,
it's the life in your men.
- Mae West, in the movie I'm No Angel

You have no values. With you its all nihilism,
cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm.
- the Woody Allen movie Deconstructing Harry

Every one desires to live long,
but no one would be old.
- Abraham Lincoln

I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde

No one was ever named "Hero" for following the crowd.
Heroes set their own course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The universe we observe has precisely
the properties we should expect
if there is, at bottom, no design,
no purpose, no evil, no good,
nothing but blind, pitiless indifference.
- Charles Darwin

Some people are so heavenly minded
that they are no earthly good.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Experience keeps a dear school,
but fools will learn in no other.
- Benjamin Franklin

Early in life I had to choose between honest arrogance
and hypocritical humility.
I chose the former and have seen no reason to change.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Some things will never seem adequate
no matter how hard we try.
- from the movie White Man's Burden

A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An excellent man;
he has no enemies;
and none of his friends like him.
- Oscar Wilde

The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears,
for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
- Albert Einstein

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.
- Thomas Jefferson

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
- Mark Twain

Less is only more where more is no good.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Faced with the choice between changing one's mind
and proving that there is no need to do so,
almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

It is the things for which there is no evidence
that are believed with passion.
- Bertrand Russell

No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

Computers are like Old Testament gods;
lots of rules and no mercy.
- Joseph Campbell

Science may have found a cure for most evils;
but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all -
the apathy of human beings.
- Helen Keller

The worst government is often the most moral.
One composed of cynics is often very tolerant and humane.
But when fanatics are on top there is no limit to oppression.
- H. L. Mencken

Clothes make the man.
Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

I find that principles have no real force
except when one is well fed.
- Mark Twain

Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.
No one can eliminate prejudices -
just recognize them.
- Edward R. Murrow

Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous


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