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Funny Against Quotes
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To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White

My mother was against me being an actress -
until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
- Angie Dickinson

The length of this document defends it well
against the risk of its being read.
- Winston Churchill

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Laurence J. Peter


 

If God listened to the prayers of men,
all men would quickly have perished:
for they are forever praying for evil against one another.
- Epicurus

The best argument against democracy is
a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill

This report, by its very length, defends itself
against the risk of being read.
- Winston Churchill


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I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

The greatest weapon against stress
is our ability to choose one thought over another.
- William James

He is a man of courage who does not run away,
but remains at his post and fights against the enemy.
- Socrates

The moment we want to believe something,
we suddenly see all the arguments for it,
and become blind to the arguments against it.
- George Bernard Shaw

Action is our greatest weapon against fear.
Left to molder, fear grows upon itself,
but in the face of action,
fear is left in the dust.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

An educated man is thoroughly inoculated against humbug,
thinks for himself and tries to give his thoughts,
in speech or on paper, some style.
- Alan K. Simpson

I do not believe that the men who served in uniform
in Vietnam have been given the credit they deserve.
It was a difficult war against an unorthodox enemy.
- William Westmoreland

The only important thing I have to say is that my father
never fought against his country.
- Zinedine Zidane

Art is a revolt against fate.
- Andre Malraux

To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him
to believe that the law contrives against him.
- Potter Stewart

The real problem is that the way that power is given
out in our society pits us against each other.
- Anita Hill

Life is change. Without change, there is no life.
Why then do we so fight against change?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The real sin against life is to abuse and destroy beauty,
even one's own even more, one's own,
for that has been put in our care and we are responsible for its well-being.
- Katherine Anne Porter

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
- George Washington

It is against everything we stand for to take a human life.
Making an exception to that code is a bleak thing.
- Sam, from Twilight saga by Stephenie Meyer

Resort is had to ridicule only when reason is against us.
- Thomas Jefferson

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.
- Ambrose Bierce

People who work together will win,
whether it be against complex football defenses,
or the problems of modern society.
- Vince Lombardi

It is not easy to see how the more extreme forms of
nationalism can long survive when men have seen the
Earth in its true perspective as a single small globe against the stars.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Difficulties show men what they are.
In case of any difficulty,
remember that God has pitted you
against a rough antagonist
that you may be a conqueror,
and this cannot be without toil.
- Epictetus

Humor is just another defense against the universe.
- Mel Brooks

It is difficult for the common good to prevail
against the intense concentration
of those who have a special interest,
especially if the decisions are made behind locked doors.
- Jimmy Carter

Beauty is our weapon against nature;
by it we make objects,
giving them limit, symmetry, proportion.
Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
- Camille Paglia

If we are to teach real peace in this world,
and if we are to carry on a real war against war,
we shall have to begin with the children.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
- Edward W. Howe

I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things...
I play with leaves.
I skip down the street and run against the wind.
- Leo Buscaglia

Strike against war, for without you
no battles can be fought!
- Helen Keller

A house divided against itself cannot stand.
- Abraham Lincoln

He who passively accepts evil is as much involved in it
as he who helps to perpetrate it.
He who accepts evil without protesting against it
is really cooperating with it.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is possible to provide security against other ills,
but as far as death is concerned, we men live in a city without walls.
- Epicurus

Time, whose tooth gnaws away everything else,
is powerless against truth.
- Thomas Huxley

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
- Mignon McLaughlin

Never do anything against conscience
even if the state demands it.
- Albert Einstein

The home to everyone is to him his castle and fortress,
as well for his defence against injury and violence,
as for his repose.
- Edward Coke

When our thoughts - which bring actions -
are filled with hate against anyone, Negro or white,
we are in a living hell.
That is as real as hell will ever be.
- George Washington Carver

Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- W. C. Fields

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers.
Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.
- Elayne Boosler

Your task is not to seek for love,
but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself
that you have built against it.
- Rumi

How is it that one rails against that
which is nearly a certainty?
- Mary Anne Radmacher

A sin is anything you do which goes against yourself
- don Miguel Ruiz

To live anywhere in the world today and be against
equality because of race or color is like living in
Alaska and being against snow.
- William Faulkner

The human race's prospects of survival were considerably
better when we were defenceless against tigers than
they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
- Arnold J. Toynbee

Don't be against anything -
e.g. don't be against war, be FOR peace
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

You need to overcome the tug of people against you
as you reach for high goals.
- George S. Patton

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.
- Winston Churchill

Greatness is not in where we stand,
but in what direction we are moving.
We must sail sometimes with the wind
and sometimes against it -
but sail we must,
and not drift, nor lie at anchor.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You go against yourself when you
judge or blame yourself for anything
- don Miguel Ruiz

Exercise is done against one's wishes and maintained
only because the alternative is worse.
- George A. Sheehan

The strongest reason for the people
to retain the right to keep and bear arms is,
as a last resort, to protect themselves
against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson

Private religious speech can't be discriminated against.
It has to be treated equally with secular speech.
- Samuel Alito

The deliberate and deadly attacks which were carried
out yesterday against our country were more than acts of terror.
They were acts of war.
- George W. Bush

Most unhappiness comes from resisting life.
Occasionally, you have such a strong commitment
to changing the world order that it is worth
struggling against the flow of life.
But don't live your life as if each minor happening
were a matter of life and death.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and
touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed.
These things, to me, are expressions of love.
- James Herriot

If you are going to sin, sin against God,
not the bureaucracy.
God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't.
- Hyman Rickover

One can flow harmoniously with the River -
or one can struggle fearfully against the River -
and the River just flows.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain

The great defense against the air menace
is to attack the enemy's aircraft
as near as possible to their point of departure.
- Winston Churchill

Resolve to keep happy, and your joy
and you shall form an invincible host against difficulties.
- Helen Keller

The revolution is a dictatorship of the exploited against the exploiters.
- Fidel Castro

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is
so effectual as an habitual sense of humor.
- Thomas W. Higginson

Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who
listen to humanity or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity,
for they shall live forever.
Forever.
- Khalil Gibran

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.
- Paramahansa Yogananda

I have sworn upon the altar of God,
eternal hostility against every form of tyranny
over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson


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