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Funny Goals Quotes
Funny Quotes about Goals

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If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labor.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems,
in my opinion, to characterize our age.
- Albert Einstein

People are not lazy.
They simply have impotent goals -
that is, goals that do not inspire them.
- Tony Robbins

Leaders aren't born they are made.
And they are made just like anything else, through hard work.
And that's the price we'll have to pay
to achieve that goal, or any goal.
- Vince Lombardi


 

Persevere in moving toward highly worthwhile but difficult goals.
In smaller issues, take an easier course.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Set Goals - Take Action.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible.
- Tony Robbins


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You need to overcome the tug of people against you
as you reach for high goals.
- George S. Patton

Winners must have two things:
definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.
- Anonymous

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important
as what you become by achieving your goals.
- Henry David Thoreau

Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate.
The world wasn't formed in a day, and neither were we.
Set small goals and build upon them.
- Lee Haney

Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools.
The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.
- Haim G. Ginott

Obstacles are those frightful things
you see when you take your eyes off your goals.
- Henry Ford

Set interim goals, preferably daily goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Be resolute in your goals,
but flexible in your tactics.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

One way to keep momentum going is to have constantly greater goals.
- Michael Korda

You have to find out what's right for you,
so it's trial and error.
You are going to be all right if you accept realistic goals for yourself.
- Teri Garr

We come this way but once.
We can either tiptoe through life
and hope we get to death without being badly bruised
or we can live a full, complete life achieving
our goals and realizing our wildest dreams.
- Bob Proctor

Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
- Thierry Henry

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
- Jim Rohn

One lifetime is never enough to accomplish one's horticultural goals.
If a garden is a site for the imagination,
how can we be very far from the beginning?
- Francis Cabot Lowell

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future,
and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control:
now.
- Denis Waitley

It's your life - live your own goals,
your own values, your own life.
Be of service to others,
but make your own decisions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Think little goals and expect little achievements.
Think big goals and win big success.
- David Joseph Schwartz

Do more than is required.
What is the distance between someone who achieves their
goals consistently and those who spend their lives
and careers merely following? The extra mile.
- Gary Ryan Blair

My personal goals are to be happy, healthy and to be
surrounded by loved ones.
- Kiana Tom

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined,
worthwhile, personal goals.
- Paul J. Meyer

Back in the mid-1970s, we adopted some fairly ambitious
goals to improve efficiency of our cars.
What did we get? We got a tremendous boost in efficiency.
- Jay Inslee

Never give up on the most important goals in your life.
Never give up on your life purpose.
Never give up on your core values.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The very nature of the world is constant change.
You set a goal and create a plan to achieve it;
then the assumptions on which you
based your plan change - they always do.
The challenge is to retain your goals
while adapting your tactics.
Relax and stay flexible in order to reach
your goals and maintain your happiness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached,
don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.
- Confucius

Every day is the perfect day to ask yourself
questions about your life goals,
and how you plan to address those goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Believe in yourself. Dream big dreams.
Set important goals. Take action on those goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I've worked too hard and too long to let anything stand in the way of my goals.
I will not let my teammates down and I will not let myself down.
- Mia Hamm

To live a satisfying life requires two steps...
1. Plan your life goals.
2. Act on your plan - every day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Set your goals high, and don't stop till you get there.
- Bo Jackson

No matter how many goals you have achieved,
you must set your sights on a higher one.
- Jessica Savitch

No matter how carefully you plan your goals they will
never be more that pipe dreams unless you pursue them with gusto.
- W. Clement Stone

Happiness comes when I remember that others' opinions of me
are just their opinions - nothing more.
I find happiness in moving toward my goals
regardless of the applause or the jeers of others.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Every day is a new day -
a day for new beginnings, new dreams, new action -
a day for challenge, adventure, and discovery.
TODAY, what is your goal?
What is your dream?
What action are you taking to further your goals and dreams?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Do you have a plan for your life?
If not, allocate some time today to sit quietly
with pen and paper to begin writing your life plan -
what you want to accomplish with your life,
and what projects will support your goals.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Can you achieve your goals?
You can't reach your goal if you haven't
defined your goals.
And you can't succeed if you don't try -
and then pick yourself up
and try again each time you fail.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Cheer for endings - whether goals have been met or not -
whether the ending is tidy or ragged.
Without endings, there would be neither the opportunity
nor the incentive to think new thoughts,
and to begin great new projects.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A skilled Transition Team leader will set the general goals for a Transition,
and then confer on the other team leaders working with
him the power to implement those goals.
- Richard V. Allen

The anarchists, on behalf of the proletariat,
therefore consider it necessary to show the proletariat
that it will have to win a gigantic battle before it realizes its goals.
- Johann Most

Football's not just about scoring goals -
it's about winning.
- Alan Shearer

I still have many goals left, especially the Overall World Cup standings.
- Hermann Maier

Indeed - judicious, consistent parenting is a dream of mine.
No judgements, learning space and listening carefully are my goals.
- Emma Thompson

The productivity of a work group seems to depend on
how the group members see their own goals in relation
to the goals of the organization.
- Ken Blanchard

But having set myself these goals, I had to work really hard to achieve them.
- Imran Khan

When we are motivated by goals that have deep meaning,
by dreams that need completion, by pure love that needs expressing,
then we truly live.
- Greg Anderson

My advice, Be healthy, reach your own goals and don't
be afraid to impersonate a SNL star.
- Teri Hatcher

Given six months to live and being the fighter that I am,
I set high goals for myself.
- Ryan White

My goals have gone from being an all-star to just being able to play basketball.
I always took for granted that I could play.
Now I know what a gift it is.
- Rebecca Lobo

It's good to have a manager who shares your interests,
or goals.
You can presumably trust a husband.
I don't know if it's the best way to work.
I really shouldn't discuss this.
- Dorothy Stratten

Therefore, our fight must primarily be a political
mass struggle with revolutionary goals.
- Joe Slovo

Very few editors worry about heresy -
their goals are much too commercial,
thank goodness.
- Chelsea Quinn Yarbro

Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them
deprive you of interesting detours.
- Doug Larson

Goals seem impossible only when you are not heading toward them.
- Mike Hawkins

An athlete who tells you the training is always easy
and always fun simply hasn't been there.
Goals can be elusive which makes the difficult journey all the more rewarding.
- Alberto Salazar

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show
you what is possible for your life.
- Les Brown

I don't think the Gallup Poll technique is going to
be very helpful in determining the goals of our educational system.
- Sargent Shriver

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives.
- Viktor E. Frankl

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never
become answered prayers and boomerang to curse you.
- Doug Coupland

It would be foolish to suggest that government is a
good custodian of aesthetic goals.
But, there is no alternative to the state.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

But I it doesn't matter who scores the goals so long as we win.
- Steven Gerrard

Forget goals.
Value the process.
- Jim Bouton

I always have a lot of personal goals,
but primarily my main goal each year is to obviously win a Super Bowl.
- Michael Strahan

I don't think about goals and records.
Competition is what keeps me playing.
- Lou Brock

Every company, every boardroom in which I sit,
has a plan, and they have objectives,
goals, and a process.
And to make it work, the pressure and incentive have to come from the top.
- Vernon Jordan

But if the vision is strong enough, and your goals are steady,
and you believe, pretty soon you bring other people with you.
- Mike Rounds


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