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Funny Perfection Quotes
Funny Quotes about Perfection

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Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems,
in my opinion, to characterize our age.
- Albert Einstein

The man with insight enough to admit his limitations
comes nearest to perfection.
- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Artists who seek perfection in everything are those
who cannot attain it in anything.
- Gustave Flaubert

Trifles make perfection, and perfection is no trifle.
- Michelangelo


 

Life is not about perfection -
or a quest for perfection.
Life is about enjoying what we have -
for as long as we have it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When I think of art I think of beauty.
Beauty is the mystery of life.
It is not in the eye it is in the mind.
In our minds there is awareness of perfection.
- Agnes Martin

The perfection of art is to conceal art.
- Marcus Fabius Quintilian


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All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection.
So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible.
- William Faulkner

There is a danger of changing too much in the search for perfection.
- Agnetha Faltskog

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when
there is nothing left to add,
but when there is nothing left to take away.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Be avid.
Create apart from perfection.
Risk failure.
Cover your words with sweat.
Run a little
Touch excruciatingly.
Laugh until you cry.
Dance with your eyes closed.
Care.
Understand you die a little in every moment.
Be Enlivened
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The artist who aims at perfection in everything achieves it in nothing.
- Eugene Delacroix

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection.
- Michelangelo

Ethics is the activity of man directed to secure
the inner perfection of his own personality.
- Albert Schweitzer

A perfection of means,
and confusion of aims,
seems to be our main problem.
- Albert Einstein

March on. Do not tarry. To go forward
is to move toward perfection.
March on, and fear not the thorns,
or the sharp stones on life's path.
- Khalil Gibran

The essence of being human is that one
does not seek perfection.
- George Orwell

A day spent without the sight or sound of beauty,
the contemplation of mystery,
or the search of truth or perfection
is a poverty-stricken day; and a succession
of such days is fatal to human life.
- Lewis Mumford

If virtue promises happiness, prosperity and peace,
then progress in virtue is progress in each of these
for to whatever point the perfection of anything brings us,
progress is always an approach toward it.
- Epictetus

The pursuit of perfection always implies a definite aristocracy,
which is as much a goal of effort as a noble philosophy,
an august civil polity or a great art.
- Ralph A. Cram

There is a passion for perfection which you will rarely see fully developed;
but you may note this fact,
that in successful lives it is never wholly lacking.
- Bliss Carman

Strive for continuous improvement, instead of perfection.
- Kim Collins

I came back to performing with a different attitude
about performing and myself.
I wasn't expecting perfection any more,
just hoping for an occasional inspiration.
- Neil Diamond

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
- Vince Lombardi

Perfection spawns doctrines, dictators and totalitarian ideas.
- Antonio Tabucchi

Discretion is the perfection of reason,
and a guide to us in all the duties of life.
- Walter Scott

Perfection is boring.
If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing.
- Kevyn Aucoin

It's the job of intellectuals and writers to cast doubt on perfection.
- Antonio Tabucchi

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.
- Salvador Dali

Jonathan is that brilliant little fire that burns within us all,
that lives only for those moments when we reach perfection.
- Richard Bach

A principle is the expression of perfection,
and as imperfect beings like us cannot practice perfection,
we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
- Thomas Carlyle

By this way you may dress all sorts of horses in the utmost perfection,
if you know how to practice it; a thing that is very
easy in the hands of a master.
- William Cavendish

We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists...
in the loved one, perfection.
- Sidney Poitier

We never taste happiness in perfection,
our most fortunate successes are mixed with sadness.
- Pierre Corneille

Perfection cannot be defined or seen;
it can only be found in your heart.
- Kelly Millar

Finality is death.
Perfection is finality.
Nothing is perfect.
There are lumps in it.
- James Stephens

Perfection irritates as well as it attracts,
in fiction as in life.
- Louis Auchincloss

Vegetarianism is a link to perfection and peace.
- River Phoenix

The pursuit of perfection often impedes improvement.
- George Will

A studio recording is perfection, but emotion and passion
come only when you turn on the machine and go for the groove.
If you do that with no mistakes, it sounds beautiful.
- Chuck Mangione

The perfection in theater is that it's over the second it's done.
- William Hurt

With four perfectionists in the band,
we have a hard time reaching perfection.
- Adam Jones

Complete and total perfection will come about only
when we feel that our perfection is no perfections
as long as the rest of humanity remains imperfect.
- Sri Chinmoy

These airplanes we have today are no more than a perfection
of a child's toy made of paper.
- Henri Coanda

That which prematurely arrives at perfection soon perishes.
- Marcus Fabius Quintilian

In contentment and joy are found the height and perfection
of all love towards our neighbor.
- William Ames

And in fact, I think the more we start to worship perfection
the more soul leaks out of art.
- Kathy Mattea

Style is the perfection of a point of view.
- Richard Eberhart

It's all about perfection, isn't it?
- Keira Knightley

Perfection is attained by slow degrees;
it requires the hand of time.
- Voltaire

Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
- William Law

It seems that the creative faculty and the critical
faculty cannot exist together in their highest perfection.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Perfection is immutable.
But for things imperfect, change is the way to perfect them.
- Owen Feltham

To feel much for others and little for ourselves;
to restrain our selfishness and exercise our benevolent affections,
constitute the perfection of human nature.
- Adam Smith

Ignorance is the first requisite of the historian -
ignorance,
which simplifies and clarifies, which selects and omits,
with a placid perfection unattainable by the highest art.
- Lytton Strachey

If I'd been a housemaid I'd have been the best in Australia -
I couldn't help it.
It's got to be perfection for me.
- Nellie Melba

It is an absolute and virtually divine perfection to
know how to enjoy our being rightfully.
- Michel de Montaigne

I hold that the perfection of form and beauty is contained in the sum of all men.
- Albrecht Druer

Look at our Lords disciples.
One denied Him; one doubted Him; one betrayed Him.
If our Lord couldn't have perfection,
how are you going to have it in city government?
- Richard J. Daley

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power,
vigor, and activity of man's nature.
- Bishop Robert South

Culture is properly described as the love of perfection;
it is a study of perfection.
- Matthew Arnold

Immoral is choosing not to act when you hold in your
hands the power to create perfection.
- Mark Crispin Miller

People often called us perfectionists,
but we were not looking for perfection.
We were looking for some kind of magic in the music.
- Paul Simon

A perfect human being: Man in search of his ideal of perfection.
Nothing less.
- Pir Vilayat Khan

It is in this power of saying everything,
and yet saying nothing too plainly, that the perfection of art consists.
- John Ruskin

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
- Aristotle

To be ambitious of true honor, of the true glory and
perfection of our natures,
is the very principle and incentive of virtue.
- Walter Scott

APL is a mistake, carried through to perfection.
It is the language of the future for the programming techniques of the past:
it creates a new generation of coding bums.
- Edsger Dijkstra

Tech Jacket shares the same tone as Invincible,
but the subject matter is very different.
Where Invincible is about perfection,
Tech Jacket is about flaws.
- Robert Kirkman

Actually, I can't imagine anything more tedious than a perfect person,
especially if it was someone who also demanded perfection from me.
- Hugh Mackay


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