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Funny Emotions Quotes
Funny Quotes about Emotions

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I am a Passionate Observer of Life.
I See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I am not a slave to my thoughts or emotions.
- Richard Carlson PHOTO

The human spirit ranges across a truly amazing
diversity of experiences and emotions -
the highest peaks and the lowest valleys.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our stories are the window to our emotions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


 

One strength of the communist system of the East
is that it has some of the character of a religion
and inspires the emotions of a religion.
- Albert Einstein

Be an Observer of Life.
See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The artist is a receptacle for emotions that come from all over the place:
from the sky,
from the earth, from a scrap of paper,
from a passing shape, from a spider's web.
- Pablo Picasso


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Our brain is the factory of the emotions
- don Miguel Ruiz

Music is intended and designed for sentient beings
that have hopes and purposes and emotions.
- Jacques Barzun

Know the power of perspective.
Be a passionate observer of life.
See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Poetry is ordinary language raised to the Nth power.
Poetry is boned with ideas, nerved and blooded with emotions,
all held together by the delicate, tough skin of words.
- Paul Engle

The key to happiness is inner peace.
The greatest obstacles to inner peace are disturbing emotions
such as anger, attachment, fear and suspicion,
while love and compassion and a sense of universal responsibility
are the sources of peace and happiness.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

I am the master of my emotions -
I transform fear to love, anger to compassion,
pain to comfort, scarcity to abundance,
expectation to gratitude, and jealousy to generosity.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino

Your intellect may be confused, but your emotions will never lie to you.
- Roger Ebert

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labor.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
- Og Mandino

Completeness? Happiness? These words don't come close
to describing my emotions.
There truly is nothing I can say to capture what motherhood means to me,
particularly given my medical history.
- Anita Baker

Don't think you can attain total awareness and whole enlightenment
without proper discipline and practice. This is egomania.
Appropriate rituals channel your emotions
and life energy toward the light.
Without the discipline to practice them,
you will tumble constantly backward into darkness.
- Lao Tzu

Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion,
but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality,
but an escape from personality.
But, of course, only those who have personality and
emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.
- T. S. Eliot

I forgive myself completely
for having created stories of suffering.
I forgive myself for all
my angers, resentments, jealousies,
and all the other emotions of suffering.
I have unbounded compassion for myself
at all times and under all circumstances.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I recognize that the person I was in my past
is not the person I am today.
That person did the very best they could,
given the knowledge, emotions, and prior experience
they had to draw upon at the time.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Learn to take responsibility for emotions,
and to manage energies, always working within present resources.
- Lillian Russell

Most of the animated films I watched,
the emotions are all prepackaged like canned music,
the hand actions, the sighs.
- Ralph Bakshi

A clear understanding of negative emotions dismisses them.
- Vernon Howard

I could work out a lot of my emotions by going to class and dancing.
- Suzanne Farrell

Every man may reign secure in his petty tyranny,
and spread terror and desolation around him,
until the trump of the Archangel shall excite different emotions in his soul.
- James Otis

The eyes of some of the fans at Davis Cup matches scare me.
There's no light in them.
Fixed emotions.
Blind worship.
Horror.
It makes me think of what happened to us long ago.
- Boris Becker

It is very difficult for people to come in contact
with their own emotions and their own sensibilities.
- Peter Davison

Nothing vivifies, and nothing kills,
like the emotions.
- Joseph Roux

I do not wear my emotions on my sleeve.
I was once described by my own son Stephen as an emotional ostrich.
- Pierre Salinger

Emotions get in the way but they don't pay me to start
crying at the loss of 269 lives.
They pay me to put some perspective on the situation.
- Ted Koppel

A poem records emotions and moods that lie beyond normal language,
that can only be patched together and hinted at metaphorically.
- Diane Ackerman

The point is to change one's life.
The point is not to give some vent to the emotions
that have been destroying one;
the point is so to act that one can master them now.
- Barbara Deming

You have to be able to center yourself,
to let all of your emotions go...
Don't ever forget that you play with your soul as well as your body.
- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Your thoughts and emotions are yours alone.
- John Buchanan Robinson

At the end of the day you have to keep emotions away.
- Lakshmi Mittal

The emotions of the game do not change.
- Jack Youngblood

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be.
And I don't think they've ever remembered.
- Andy Warhol

I was always the child who wore her emotions on her sleeve.
- Marcia Gay Harden

I have deep emotions about the American people.
If I were to cry for anything, I would cry for them
and the policies that they're about to face.
- Nancy Pelosi

The Flower of My Secret is definitely more based in true emotions.
I also wanted to make something more realistic,
but not naturalistic or simple.
- Pedro Almodovar

The book is a dialogue between The Dalai Lama and a
group of scientists about how we can better handle
our destructive emotions and how to overcome them.
- Daniel Goleman

I choose not to give energy to the emotions of revenge,
hatred or the desire to subjugate.
- Rosanne Cash

It is a dangerous thing to have instant access to your emotions.
- Dennis Potter

My intellect has always been more responsible than
my emotions for how I respond to the world.
- Suzanne Vega

My emotions lose their force when I endeavor to interpret them,
and my words seem very inept.
- Pierre Loti

An aristocratic culture does not advertise its emotions.
In its forms of expression it is sober and reserved.
Its general attitude is stoic.
- Johan Huizinga

What's most important in animation is the emotions
and the ideas being portrayed.
I'm a great believer of energy and emotion.
- Ralph Bakshi

The character of instrumental music...
lets the emotions radiate and shine in their own character
without presuming to display them as real or imaginary representations.
- Franz Liszt

When you're in a race car, you're going through so
many different emotions throughout that race.
- Jeff Gordon

I just happen to like the work.
I like preparing for a role.
I like reading.
I like analyzing.
I like literature.
I like emotions.
I like working with other actors.
- Elle Macpherson

In this respect I suppose I'm the total opposite of Garry.
With his very emotive body language at the board he
shows and displays all his emotions.
I don't.
- Vladimir Kramnik

There are two kinds of taste, the taste for emotions
of surprise and the taste for emotions of recognition.
- Henry James

I'm always collecting emotions for future reference.
- Harlan Howard

I'm not writing just about melancholy stuff anymore,
I made a point to cover a wide range of emotions.
- Chantal Kreviazuk

We all have human emotions that rob our lives.
- Jennifer O'Neill

I grew up in a culturally radical home,
where strong emotions were forbidden.
- Lars von Trier

When I say manage emotions, I only mean the really distressing,
incapacitating emotions.
Feeling emotions is what makes life rich.
You need your passions.
- Daniel Goleman

A newborn does not have worry, or stress, or anger,
because they have not yet learned those things.
Consider what life would be like if you could
forget all the past resentments and perceived offenses
that color your thinking and your emotions.
Buddhists call that state "beginner mind" -
an opening to experience life
without the jaundiced filter of past disappointments.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

So, without being cold, you really have to try to retain
the capacity to help people without becoming too emotional
or allowing your own emotions to have full rein.
- Guy Green

A work of art is one through which the consciousness
of the artist is able to give its emotions to anyone
who is prepared to receive them.
There is no such thing as bad art.
- Muriel Rukeyser

I could always flip between emotions and be available
to suddenly do something new.
I think it's a part of playing, and you hang onto it when you're a kid.
- Dominic Monaghan

One is certain of nothing but the truth of one's own emotions.
- E. M. Forster

Lastly get emotionally connected to your story so you can deliver it,
you know, if you can't deliver the emotions to your
script there's no point to your story.
Story is the key.
- Robert Redford

I can't say I have control over my emotions;
I don't know my mind.
I'm lost like everyone else.
I'm certainly not a leader.
- Richard Gere

With the media, I could be quick and ugly and critical.
I tend to wear my emotions on my sleeve.
- Payne Stewart

Oh, I'm not English, I cannot talk on behalf of an English person.
I'm French.
I can say about French.
They are quite emotional, though, and they talk about their emotions.
- Sophie Marceau

There were movies that always made me want to be a director.
You see brilliant scenes and the way the emotions were handled.
I thought, I'd really like to do that.
- Bruce Beresford

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions.
Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable
over the most ridiculous thing.
It's a girl thing.
- Lea DeLaria

There are movements which impinge upon the nerves with
a strength that is incomparable,
for movement has power to stir the senses and emotions,
unique in itself.
- Doris Humphrey

When we direct our thoughts properly,
we can control our emotions.
- W. Clement Stone


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