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Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves
to recognize how good things really are.
- Marianne Williamson

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself,
to keep his friends in countenance.
- Benjamin Franklin

"Worry" is a word that I don't allow myself to use.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Never allow a person to tell you NO
who doesn't have the power to say YES.
- Eleanor Roosevelt


 

The world needs anger.
The world often continues to allow evil because it isn't angry enough.
- Bede Jarrett

Do not allow obligation or immediacy to
bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

My criticism of most religions is that
they don't allow criticism.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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As I mentioned previously, the tools that allow for
optimum health are diet and exercise.
- Bill Toomey

In all my ways of seeing - may I use new glasses,
a telescope and a microscope.
And may I always allow myself to see a circumstance
through the tender hearts of my friends.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The people will save their government,
if the government itself will allow them.
- Abraham Lincoln

The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.
- Terry Goodkind

Well-being is making its way to you at all times.
If you will relax and find a way to allow it,
it will be your experience.
- Abraham (Esther Hicks)

Many people allow their need
for other people's approval to control their lives.
They spend their lives worrying about what others think of them.
- Rick Warren

I allow life to wash over me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

We can allow satellites, planets, suns, universe,
nay whole systems of universes, to be governed by laws,
but the smallest insect, we wish
to be created at once by special act.
- Charles Darwin

My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house.
- Janis Joplin

Terrorism takes us back to ages we thought were long
gone if we allow it a free hand to corrupt democratic
societies and destroy the basic rules of international life.
- Jacques Chirac

I think this society suffers so much from too much freedom,
too many rights that allow people to be irresponsible.
- Boyd Rice

Never be bullied into silence.
Never allow yourself to be made a victim.
Accept no one's definition of your life;
define yourself.
- Harvey Fierstein

You must not under any pretense allow
your mind to dwell on any thought
that is not positive, constructive, optimistic, kind.
- Emmet Fox

Consistent physical structures can
allow unbounded intuitive clarity.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Today, I Allow Spirit To Carry All My Burdens.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans
is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt,
too.
- Oscar Levant

Whether we allow external events to
shape our lives at a core level
is very much within our own control.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Choose the whole of your environment, things and events,
based upon the value, meaning and function they hold.
Do not allow obligation or immediacy
to bind you to physical things or specific actions.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Set your sights high, the higher the better.
Expect the most wonderful things to happen,
not in the future but right now.
Realize that nothing is too good.
Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way.
- Eileen Caddy

During his training, a baseball player strives
to make each swing better than the last.
The repetition of a faulty swing would be worse than useless.
It would ingrain bad habits.
The same is true of emotional responses.
If we allow ourselves to continue to have the same angry responses,
we just entrench our anger habit.
But if we strive - through consciousness, visualization, and coaching -
to moderate our anger response,
over time, we can train ourselves to respond
to events as we choose - without anger.
You can't magically be free from anger tomorrow,
but you can put yourself on your own training program
that will reduce the frequency and intensity
of your anger response day by day, year by year.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Allow the president to invade a neighboring nation,
whenever he shall deem it necessary to repel an invasion,
and you allow him to do so whenever he may choose
to say he deems it necessary for such a purpose -
and you allow him to make war at pleasure.
- Abraham Lincoln

Understand the difference between "failing,"
which each of us does often,
and "being a failure,"
which is a state of mind no one should
ever allow themself to fall into.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

If you nurture your mind, body, and spirit,
your time will expand.
You will gain a new perspective that will allow you to accomplish much more.
- Brian Koslow

If we continue to allow the federal government to live beyond its means,
we will all soon have to live beneath ours.
- Joe Miller

Our purpose, as we face these challenges,
remains clear - fair and orderly markets that allow
for efficient capital formation,
while protecting the interests of investors.
- Arthur Levitt

The beauty of this country and what people participate
in is the competitive nature that we allow to exist
and the fact is that we are better because we have great competitors.
- Lee Scott

I was allowed to wander where I could.
Here is a case in which you search for your independence
and allow something creative to come out of that.
- George Woodcock

It's insanity for a party that believes in freedom
to allow some Republicans to seize an agenda that is
totally alien to the agenda that was established in the election.
- Malcolm Wallop

We can no longer allow multinationals to parade as
agents of progress and democracy in the newspapers,
even as they subvert it at the workplace.
- John J. Sweeney

I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy...
It's a tightrope to stay true to the character,
true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen.
- Ben Kingsley

The family exists in order to allow women to have children
and to have the protection of a male who takes care of them.
- Rocco Buttiglione

It's hard for a fellow to keep a chip on his shoulder
if you allow him to take a bow.
- Billy Rose

My style of writing is to allow the story to unfold on its own.
I try not to structure my work too rigidly.
- Anita Desai

I'm always amazed when young women who are having babies
want their husbands to watch the babies come out.
I would never allow anything like that.
- Jeanne Moreau

Goals allow you to control the direction of change in your favor.
- Brian Tracy

I am a leader by default, only because nature does not allow a vacuum.
- Desmond Tutu

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me the
only tragedy is to allow part of us to die -
whether it is our spirit,
our creativity or our glorious uniqueness.
- Gilda Radner

Certain I am, that Christian Religion does no where allow Rebellion.
- Mary Astell

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to
allow oneself to be devoured.
- Konrad Adenauer

I do not allow myself vain regrets or foreboding.
- Mary Chesnut

Nobody motivates today's workers.
If it doesn't come from within, it doesn't come.
Fun helps remove the barriers that allow people to motivate themselves.
- Herman Cain

Too small is our world to allow discrimination,
bigotry and intolerance to thrive in any corner of it,
let alone in the United States of America.
- Eliot Engel

In a cruel and evil world, being cynical can allow
you to get some entertainment out of it.
- Daniel Waters

There needs to be radical development in equality law
to create the environment to allow women to stay in work.
- Ken Livingstone

We cannot lightly allow the perpetrator of a serious
crime to go free simply because that person believed
his actions were reasonable and necessary to prevent some perceived harm.
- Sol Wachtler

If your world doesn't allow you to dream,
move to one where you can.
- Billy Idol

Literature and philosophy both allow past idols to
be resurrected with a frequency which would be truly
distressing to a sober scientist.
- Morris Raphael Cohen

Love is the ability and willingness to allow those
that you care for to be what they choose for themselves
without any insistence that they satisfy you.
- Wayne Dyer

Fair use is always going to be a gray area,
and it should be.
We need to allow for things we can't see yet.
- Robin Gross

See, I respect boxing because it has given me so much
and that's why I will never allow anyone to mistreat
the sport of boxing if I can help it.
- Alexis Arguello

Martyrs do not underrate the body, they allow it to
be elevated on the cross.
In this they are at one with their antagonists.
- Franz Kafka

A harsh reality of newspaper editing is that the deadlines
don't allow for the polish that you expect in books or even magazines.
- Bill Walsh

Socialists make the mistake of confusing individual worth with success.
They believe you cannot allow people to succeed in
case those who fail feel worthless.
- Kenneth Baker

That neither our thoughts, nor passions,
nor ideas formed by the imagination,
exist without the mind,
is what every body will allow.
- George Berkeley

Let's take a timeout.
Let's allow investors the opportunity in a period of
market calm to re-examine what's happened and to deploy
new strategies into the marketplace.
- Richard Grasso

Morality and expediency coincide more than the cynics allow.
- Roy Hattersley

Now the true soldiers of Christ must always be prepared
to do battle for the truth,
and must never, so far as lies with them,
allow false convictions to creep in.
- Origen

I think we can allow the therapeutic uses of nuclear transplant technology,
which we call cloning, without running the danger of
actually having live human beings born.
- David Baltimore

I told the students that we can exert pressure without resorting to violence,
and that we can move towards democracy without violence;
that way,
God will allow it.
- Abdurrahman Wahid

Allow me a bit of philosophy here...
We started tele skiing as a rebellion against rules.
- Paul Parker

Basically, I think that there are some characters that
you can just allow the truth of your character as a
human being in your real life to come through.
- Edward James Olmos

We must not allow other people's limited perceptions to define us.
- Virginia Satir

Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting.
We allow them to disperse because
we've been ignorant of their value.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Do not allow to slip away from you freedoms the people
who came before you won with such hard knocks.
- David Herbert Lawrence


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