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Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves
to recognize how good things really are.
- Marianne Williamson

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a
man is when he is a baby.
- Natalie Wood


 

Electricity is really just organized lightning.
- George Carlin

The food at this place is really terrible ...
and such small portions.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

I'm saving that rocker for the day
when I feel as old as I really am.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower


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I love to shop after a bad relationship.
I don't know. I buy a new outfit
and it makes me feel better. It just does.
Sometimes I see a really great outfit,
I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- Rita Rudner

Anyone who isn't confused,
really doesn't understand the situation.
- Edward R. Murrow

Really I feel less keen about the Army every day.
I think the Church would suit me better.
- Winston Churchill

Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb

Belief is a virus, and once it gets into you,
its first order of business is to preserve itself,
and the way it preserves itself
is to keep you from having any doubts,
and the way it keeps you from doubting
is to blind you to the way things really are.
- Philip Caputo

Life is really simple,
but we insist on making it complicated.
- Confucius

NO ONE is really different;
each of us is actually a member of the human race.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A man who doesn't trust himself
can never really trust anyone else.
- Cardinal De Retz

We never see Life as it really is.
All we can ever see is the reflection of Life -
distorted by our unique perceptions.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

In a separation it is the one
who is not really in love
who says the more tender things.
- Marcel Proust

If we like what we do, if we always do our best,
then we are really enjoying life.
We are having fun, we don't get bored,
we don't have frustrations.
- don Miguel Ruiz

I hear many people talk about their longing for a balanced life.
What I think they are really expressing
is a desire for a life with less pressure.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Love bravely, live bravely, be courageous,
there's really nothing to lose.
- Jewel

We do not need to proselytize
either by our speech or by our writing.
We can only do so really with our lives.
Let our lives be open books for all to study.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

You can never really live anyone else's life,
not even your child's.
The influence you exert is through your own life,
and what you've become yourself.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart.
- Anne Frank

Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,'
they really mean,
'not really.'
- Dave Parnas

Priorities - what's really important -
health, and doing what one wants to do -
it's certainly not money.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Not for nothing is their motto TGIF -
'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends,
when they can go do what they really want to do.
- Richard Nelson Bolles

Nothing can be more abhorrent to democracy
than to imprison a person
or keep him in prison because he is unpopular.
This is really the test of civilization.
- Winston Churchill

Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing,
wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating;
there is really no such thing as bad weather,
only different kinds of good weather.
- John Ruskin

The history of free men is never really written by chance
but by choice; their choice!
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

A mother who is really a mother is never free.
- Honore de Balzac

Intelligence is really a kind of taste:
taste in ideas.
- Susan Sontag

One thing I know: the only ones among you
who will be really happy are those
who will have sought and found how to serve.
- Albert Schweitzer

There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic,
violent father.
He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be anything like him.
- Dean Koontz

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit,
we have no choice but to trust at some level.
- Rita Dove

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions.
Small people always do that,
but the really great make you feel that
you, too, can become great.
- Mark Twain

Everything that is really great and inspiring
is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.
- Albert Einstein

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.
- e. e. cummings

When you have really exhausted an experience you always reverence and love it.
- Albert Camus

I was really too honest a man to be a politician and live.
- Socrates

When I go on Japanese Airlines, I really love it because I like Japanese food.
- Phil Collins

My father wasn't really involved and my mom is the light in my life.
- Marion Jones

Does anybody really think that they didn't get what they had
because they didn't have the talent
or the strength or the endurance or the commitment?
- Nelson Mandela

Love him and let him love you.
Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?
- James A. Baldwin

We can never get enough of what we don't really need.
- Matthew Kelly

People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
- Alan Kay

We act as though comfort and luxury
were the chief requirements of life,
when all that we need to make us really happy
is something to be enthusiastic about.
- Charles Kingsley

"Pride" is one of those really crazy words,
and such a double-edged sword -
Self-Worth on one edge, and Ego on the other.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The human race has one really effective weapon,
and that is laughter.
- Mark Twain

I eat really healthy, and if I'm tired,
I take a nap.
- Casper Van Dien

In spite of everything, I still believe
that people are really good at heart.
I simply can't build up my hopes on a foundation
consisting of confusion, misery and death.
- Anne Frank

You know, all that really matters is that the people
you love are happy and healthy.
Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae.
- Paul Walker

One of the secrets of life is that
all that is really worth the doing
is what we do for others.
- Lewis Carroll

How different our lives are when we
really know what is deeply important to us,
and keeping that picture in mind,
we manage ourselves each day
to be and to do what really matters most
- Stephen Covey

To have a friendship with God,
all I really have to do is have
a friendship with my Self.
- Neale Donald Walsch

The highest proof of the spirit is love.
Love is the eternal thing which men can already
on earth possess as it really is.
- Albert Schweitzer

It is what a man thinks of himself
that really determines his fate.
- Henry David Thoreau

Nothing that is really good and God-like dies.
- Ernst Moritz Arndt

Most of the images of reality on which we base our
actions are really based on vicarious experience.
- Albert Bandura

This is what I like about being a designer:
You can't really get it until you see it.
- Isaac Mizrahi

Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a teenager again.
I really wouldn't.
- Jamie Lee Curtis

Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.
- Linus Torvalds

An artist never really finishes his work,
he merely abandons it.
- Paul Valery

Forgiveness is really a gift to yourself -
have the compassion to forgive others,
and the courage to forgive yourself.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

So, to really execute design in its highest form and making people feel joy,
that's a great reward.
- Genevieve Gorder

Friendship...
is not something you learn in school.
But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship,
you really haven't learned anything.
- Muhammad Ali

Decorate your home.
It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
- Charles M. Schulz

The journey between what you once were
and who you are now becoming
is where the dance of Life really takes place.
- Barbara De Angelis

What's sort of interesting about the whole public relations
disaster that is the Net,
in some ways, is that the fundamentals are really good.
- Meg Whitman

World War II was the last government program that really worked.
- George Will

He's got an overall flair for the game.
It looks to me like he really loves what he does and
he can't wait to get up in the morning,
go hit some balls and go play.
- Gary McCord

Leadership cannot really be taught.
It can only be learned.
- Harold S. Geneen


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