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Funny Opportunities Quotes
Funny Quotes about Opportunities

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If you wait for opportunities to occur,
you will be one of the crowd.
- Edward de Bono

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier ...
a frontier of unknown opportunities and perils -
a frontier of unfulfilled hopes and threats.
- John F. Kennedy

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.
- Henry Kaiser

Wonder what opportunities you pass, unwittingly,
because your hands are so busy clasping
what you think you have always known.
- Mary Anne Radmacher


 

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
- Sun Tzu

I am ready and willing to seize the opportunities life offers.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I love the comic opportunities that come up in the
context of a father-son relationship.
- Harrison Ford


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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work,
so most people don't recognize them.
- Ann Landers

Being a role model is the most powerful form of educating.
Youngsters need good models more than they need critics.
It's one of a parent's greatest responsibilities and opportunities.
- John Wooden

Wise men make more opportunities than they find.
- Francis Bacon

What new technology does is create new opportunities
to do a job that customers want done.
- Tim O'Reilly

Small opportunities are often
the beginning of great enterprises.
- Demosthenes

I say "YES" to the opportunities life offers me.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Great opportunities to help others seldom come,
but small ones surround us every day.
- Sally Koch

Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.
- Winston Churchill

The world is all gates, all opportunities,
strings of tension waiting to be struck.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves
come when life seems most challenging.
- Joseph Campbell

I take every opportunity to articulate to others
the ways that they have blessed and influenced me.
I hold sweet memories of making the opportunity
to thank teachers who have influenced me.
I encourage everyone to seize opportunities
to tell people who have made a gift of knowledge or influence.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

Every decision you make - every decision -
is not a decision about what to do.
It's a decision about Who You Are.
When you see this, when you understand it, everything changes.
You begin to see life in a new way.
All events, occurrences, and situations
turn into opportunities to do what you came here to do.
- Neale Donald Walsch

While the laughter of joy is in
full harmony with our deeper life,
the laughter of amusement
should be kept apart from it.
The danger is too great of thus learning
to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery,
and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit.
- Lewis Carroll

The economy in the Valley will need to grow if students
want to come back and work with their specialized degrees.
We need to develop more to create more opportunities.
- Frank Murphy

I tell students that the opportunities I had were a
result of having a good educational background.
Education is what allows you to stand out.
- Ellen Ochoa

But we have created a society that does not allow opportunities
for those people to take care of themselves because
we have denied them those opportunities.
- Muhammad Yunus

You create your opportunities by asking for them.
- Shakti Gawain

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human
when he turns obstacles into opportunities.
- Eric Hoffer

When I entered medical physics in 1958 there were fewer than 100 in the U.S.
and I could see many opportunities to apply my knowledge of nuclear physics.
- John Cameron

As a professional athlete, I believe that I need to
explore my opportunities to the maximum,
in order to excel and continue to play the best football I can.
- Hidetoshi Nakata

Within our dreams and aspirations we find our opportunities.
- Sugar Ray Leonard

The mistakes and unresolved difficulties of the past
in mathematics have always been the opportunities of its future.
- E. T. Bell

Schools are successful only insofar as they reduce
the dependence of a child's opportunities upon his social origins.
- James S. Coleman

Youth is a period of missed opportunities.
- Cyril Connolly

The greatest achievement of the human spirit is to
live up to one's opportunities and make the most of one's resources.
- Marquis De Vauvenargues

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities -
brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
- John W. Gardner

Welcome those big, sticky, complicated problems.
In them are your most powerful opportunities.
- Ralph Marston

Deliberately seek opportunities for kindness,
sympathy, and patience.
- Evelyn Underhill

Temptations, unlike opportunities, will always give you many second chances.
- Orlando A. Battista

Other acting opportunities had come along,
but nothing that was tantalizing enough to me to step
away from what I found most interesting.
- Fred Savage

Basically, when I look at my life, I think I'm lucky
to be given the opportunities I've had.
- Michael Patrick Jann

While different people may approach opportunities in different ways,
we need to base decisions on a fundamental set of values
as we chart our course of action.
- Ron D. Burton

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
- Francis Bacon

Public action should seek to expand the set of opportunities
of those who have the least voice and fewest resources and capabilities.
- Paul Wolfowitz

I just take it one day at a time.
Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my career.
- Verne Troyer

I've been lucky.
Opportunities don't often come along.
So, when they do, you have to grab them.
- Audrey Hepburn

The man who is intent on making the most of his opportunities
is too busy to bother about luck.
- B. C. Forbes

There are opportunities everywhere, just as there have always been.
- Charles Fillmore

Well, I think that a lot of times when you're working on a film,
there aren't really opportunities to get to know all
the people you have to work with.
- Alexis Bledel

I have been reading scripts, going to auditions and
looking for the right opportunities.
- Kevin Richardson

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.
- Bruce Lee

Civil Rights opened the windows.
When you open the windows, it does not mean that everybody will get through.
We must create our own opportunities.
- Mary Frances Berry

I look at raising funds for The Perlman Music Program
as a challenge and as a way to provide opportunities
for people who care about the future of classical music.
- Itzhak Perlman

I despise making the most of one's time.
Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Providing tax relief and reducing regulations leads
to job creation and new economic opportunities for our small businesses,
which are the backbone of our economy.
- Cathy McMorris

The next generation of women will enter a world in
which they are perceived to have more opportunities
for creating fulfilling lives than women have ever had before.
- Elizabeth Debold

The formation of the News America Publishing Group
will lead to greater editorial excitement,
new business opportunities and greater efficiencies and coordination.
- Peter Chernin

Today we know that centralization and big bureaucracies have not,
as promised, been the answer for promoting better opportunities for society.
- Carlos Salinas de Gortari

Years ago I learned to be totally responsible for Dionne Warwick.
I will not wait for opportunities.
I will create them.
- Dionne Warwick

Living in Maryland, I saw that the opportunities were
far greater in California than back home.
- Christina Milian

Technological society has succeeded in multiplying
the opportunities for pleasure,
but it has great difficulty in generating joy.
- Pope Paul VI

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either
take them or you stay afraid of taking them.
- Jim Carrey

Since governmental quotas expand bureaucratic power,
provoke a backlash and are unfair to individuals,
we need to find a better way to increase minority opportunities.
- Marvin Olasky

A world in which elves exist and magic works offers
greater opportunities to digress and explore.
- Terry Brooks

Eventually though, I'd like to have my own production company.
Then I could create great opportunities not only for myself,
but for other actors as well.
- Mario Lopez

Let's use the opportunities before us to stand for Christ.
If we will do, God himself will honor our efforts and America can be restored.
- Randall Terry

Opportunities are often things you haven't noticed the first time around.
- Catherine Deneuve

We are told that talent creates its own opportunities.
But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates
not only its own opportunities,
but its own talents.
- Eric Hoffer

Problems are only opportunities with thorns on them.
- Hugh Miller

The Internet offers authors and their readers a new
diversity of opportunities and freedom.
- Frederick Forsyth

There exist limitless opportunities in every industry.
Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
- Charles Kettering

The reality is that we have missed a lot of opportunities
in Iraq because of a failed policy.
- Marty Meehan

But these days there are a lot of younger people who
would like to go into teaching but don't because the
economic opportunities are sometimes elsewhere.
- Charles Schumer

Whenever we don't turn the ball over,
we're pretty productive.
When you're turning the ball over, you're cutting down
on offensive opportunities.
- Eric Snow


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