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If I had known what it would be like to have it all -
I might have been willing to settle for less.
- Lily Tomlin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney

Man's nature is not essentially evil.
Brute nature has been known to
yield to the influence of love.
You must never despair of human nature.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
- John Lennon


 

Life is greater than you have ever known it.
- Ernest Holmes

True friendship is like sound health;
the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Life is truly known only to those who suffer,
lose, endure adversity and stumble from defeat to defeat.
- Anais Nin


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Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
- Michel de Montaigne

If a man is proud of his wealth,
he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.
- Socrates

It is strange to be known so universally
and yet to be so lonely.
- Albert Einstein

Walking takes longer...
than any other known form of locomotion except crawling.
Thus it stretches time and prolongs life.
Life is already too short to waste on speed.
- Edward Abbey

Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge
and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you,
you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

I was losing interest in politics,
when the repeal of the Missouri Compromise aroused me again.
What I have done since then is pretty well known.
- Abraham Lincoln

If i had known... i would have lingered
over my coffee a little longer.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

Fame will go by and, so long, I've had you,
fame.
If it goes by, I've always known it was fickle.
So at least it's something I experience,
but that's not where I live.
- Marilyn Monroe

Human beings must be known to be loved;
but Divine beings must be loved to be known.
- Blaise Pascal

If the grandfather of the grandfather of Jesus had
known what was hidden within him,
he would have stood humble and awe-struck before his soul.
- Khalil Gibran

Wonder what opportunities you pass, unwittingly,
because your hands are so busy clasping
what you think you have always known.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives,
but still hidden from the public, is that most things
get better by themselves;
most things,
in fact, are better in the morning.
- Lewis Thomas

We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb

Character is always known.
Thefts never enrich;
alms never impoverish;
murder will speak out of stone walls.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Aeneas carried his aged father on his back from the
ruins of Troy and so do we all,
whether we like it or not, perhaps even if we have never known them.
- Angela Carter

Every known fact in natural science was divined
by the presentiment of somebody,
before it was actually verified.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight,
otherwise known as political power.
- Maggie Gallagher

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.
- Corrie Ten Boom

Civilization as it is known today could not have evolved,
nor can it survive, without an adequate food supply.
- Norman Borlaug

Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man.
They die up to a point.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Art is a step from what is obvious and well-known toward
what is arcane and concealed.
- Khalil Gibran

Every goal, every action, every thought,
every feeling one experiences, whether it be consciously or unconsciously known,
is an attempt to increase one's level of peace of mind.
- Sydney Madwed

Americans are the only people in the world known to
me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their
college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
- Paul Fussell

Throughout history, great leaders have known the power of humor.
- Allen Klein

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor
upon the business known as gambling.
- Ambrose Bierce

Depend upon yourself.
Make your judgement trustworthy by trusting it.
You can develop good judgement as you do the muscles of your body -
by judicious,
daily exercise.
To be known as a man of sound judgement will be much in your favor.
- Grantland Rice

When we see the face of God
we shall know that we have always known it.
He has been a party to, has made, sustained
and moved moment by moment within,
all our earthly experiences of innocent love.
- C. S. Lewis

We call that person who has lost his father,
an orphan; and a widower that man who has lost his wife.
But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend,
by what name do we call him? Here every language is
silent and holds its peace in impotence.
- Joseph Roux

The glorious uncertainty of the law was a thing well known and complained of,
by all ignorant people, but all learned gentleman considered
it as its greatest excellency.
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa,
very little known.
On Monday, I was world renowned.
- Christiaan Barnard

I have always known that it comes from deep within myself.
I always knew what sound I wanted, and how I wanted to play.
I knew everything, it just had to be developed.
- Michael Schenker

What is fame? The advantage of being known by people
of whom you yourself know nothing,
and for whom you care as little.
- Lord Byron

This is such a special summer holiday for me.
I haven't known myself so relaxed in years.
- Kylie Minogue

In China, we don't consider someone truly beautiful
until we have known them for a long time,
and we know what's underneath the skin.
- Ziyi Zhang

Be not astonished at new ideas; for it is well known
to you that a thing does not therefore cease to be
true because it is not accepted by many.
- Baruch Spinoza

Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories,
knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only
be remembered for remembering someone else.
- Alan Bennett

The Washington Bullets are changing their name.
They don't want their team to be associated with crime.
From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets.
- Jay Leno

The center that I cannot find is known to my unconscious mind.
- W. H. Auden

I learned early on, having known the most handsome,
successful, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable,
Robert Taylor, don't ever spend too much time looking in the mirror.
- Robert Stack

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.
- Charles Evans Hughes

Many women my age have known the experience of giving
up crucial parts of themselves to please the man they love.
- Joyce Maynard

What I have known with respect to myself,
has tended much to lessen both my admiration,
and my contempt, of others.
- Joseph Priestley

Speak up!
We live in a democracy.
We all need to make sure our voices are heard and our opinions are known.
- Bill Lipinski

If our titles recall the known myths of antiquity,
we have used them again because they are the eternal
symbols upon which we must fall back to express basic psychological ideas.
- Mark Rothko

The only thing I ever withheld from the KGB were the
names of two agents whom I personally had known and
handled and had a particular feeling for.
- Aldrich Ames

I've never known a musician who regretted being one.
Whatever deceptions life may have in store for you,
music itself is not going to let you down.
- Virgil Thomson

A man is known by the company his mind keeps.
- Thomas Bailey Aldrich

I've known since I went to the national team when I
was very young that I was a different bird.
- Tiffeny Milbrett

If I get an obit in the Times, they will say,
of course, known to millions as Rumpole.
- Leo McKern

It's better to be known by six people for something
you're proud of than by 60 million for something you're not.
- Albert Brooks

We're very pleased to be on a show which is known and loved around the world.
- Harry Shearer

I've always known that I was born to sing,
ever since I was a child.
- Andrea Bocelli

I never have known a man of ordinary common-sense who
did not urge upon his sons,
from earliest childhood, doctrines of economy and the
practice of accumulation.
- William Graham Sumner

Fascism is a religion.
The twentieth century will be known in history as the century of Fascism.
- Benito Mussolini

I have known the fruits of strikes.
The bitter and the sweet.
Hunger and music.
- Merle Travis

I have never known a really chic woman whose appearance was not,
in large part, an outward reflection of her inner self.
- Mainbocher

People in Indiana have known me for 25 years.
They've known George Bush four.
- John Mellencamp

At heart, this job is about continuing to make great
theatre for the people of Sheffield -
a city I've known and loved since childhood.
- Samuel West

In our society a man is known by the company he owns.
- Gerald F. Lieberman

I mean, I spent 30 years in the world of physical perfection,
right? I've known most of the world's most perfect
physical specimens over the course of the last 30 years.
- Jim Lampley

People have known me for so long, I'm just Della to them.
- Della Reese

The police had already found the cartridges and the
rifles and the bag in the Texas School Depository and within a half an hour,
those facts were known.
- John Sherman Cooper

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have
known he was a victim of racism.
- Ann Coulter


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