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Funny Miracles Quotes
Funny Quotes about Miracles

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Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous

Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous PHOTO

Where there is great love,
there are always miracles.
- Willa Cather PHOTO

Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- A Course in Miracles


 

Miracles are the natural way of the Universe -
our only job is to move our doubting minds aside
and let the miracles flow.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Suffering is everywhere. Don't ever think it isn't.
So are miracles. Don't ever think they aren't.
- Jewel

Our "Rainbows and Butterflies" are the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
Give thanks for the rainbows, for the butterflies,
for all God's creatures - large and small,
for the bright blue sky and the soft fog and the gentle rain,
for the tree veiled in the season's first frost,
for the baby's laugh,
for the touch of a hand and the whispered "I love you."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie


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Today... Give thanks for the miracles -
Give thanks for the love.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Science merely quantifies and documents
the relationships among miracles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Miracles are a retelling in small letters
of the very same story
which is written across the whole world
in letters too large for some of us to see.
- C. S. Lewis

Know that miracles are the natural way of the Universe
Your only job is to move your doubting mind out of the way.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Love is the great miracle cure.
Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
- Louise L. Hay

The most astonishing thing about miracles is that they happen.
- Gilbert (G. K.) Chesterton

You can create miracles in your own life,
and in the lives of those around you -
because you are a miracle,
and you are connected to the source of all miracles.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Celebrate Rainbows and Butterflies -
the Small Miracles of Our Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Would you rather be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

My mother always called me an ugly weed,
so I never was aware of anything until I was older.
Plain girls should have someone telling them they are beautiful.
Sometimes this works miracles.
- Hedy Lamarr

You cannot be totally committed sometimes.
- A Course In Miracles

Seek not outside yourself.
- A Course in Miracles

Love is what we were born with.
Fear is what we learned here.
Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love.
The real miracle is the love that inspires them.
In this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
- Marianne Williamson

In your brother is The Light.
See him as sinless,
and there can be no fear in you.
- A Course In Miracles

The world you see has nothing to do with reality.
It is of your own making and does not exist.
- A Course In Miracles

Every loving thought is true.
Everything else is an appeal for healing and help,
regardless of the form it takes.
- A Course In Miracles

If future generations are to remember us
more with gratitude than sorrow,
we must achieve more than just the miracles of technology.
We must also leave them a glimpse of the world
as it was created, not just as it looked
when we got through with it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

The ego lives by comparisons...
The ego cannot survive without judgment.
- A Course in Miracles

Rainbows and butterflies are themselves beautiful and highly symbolic,
but they are also representative of
all the small miracles of our life -
the little things that are so easy to overlook,
yet so awe inspiring when we take a moment
to notice and to pay attention.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There are many answers you have received
but have not yet heard.
- A Course In Miracles

Forgiveness is the key to happiness.
- A Course In Miracles

When any situation arises which tempts you to become disturbed,
say: "There is another way of looking at this."
- A Course In Miracles

Do you prefer that you be right or happy?
- A Course in Miracles

My happiness depends on me.
- A Course in Miracles

Pitiful is the person who is afraid of taking risks.
Perhaps this person will never
be disappointed or disillusioned;
perhaps she won't suffer the way
people do when they have a dream to follow.
But when the person looks back -
and at some point everyone look back -
she will hear her heart, saying,
"What have you done with the miracles
that God planted in your days?
What have you done with the talents
God bestowed on you?"
- Paulo Coelho

The world presents enough problems if you believe it
to be a world of law and order;
do not add to them by believing it to be a world of miracles.
- Louis D. Brandeis

Thank God for little miracles, right?
- Michael Bergin

I don't know that I believe in the supernatural,
but I do believe in miracles, and our time together
was filled with the events of magical unlikelihood.
- John Perry Barlow

Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of
what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you.
- Jon Bon Jovi

Back of every creation, supporting it like an arch,
is faith.
Enthusiasm is nothing: it comes and goes.
But if one believes, then miracles occur.
- Henry Miller

I think all of us create our own miracles.
- Michael Landon

It was one of those great miracles of history that
they managed to smuggle an Enigma machines out to Britain
just before they were invaded by the Nazis.
- Michael Apted

Miracles are not contrary to nature,
but only contrary to what we know about nature.
- Saint Augustine

There are no miracles in agricultural production.
- Norman Borlaug

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread
around works miracles all over.
- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

I am looking forward to even greater healings and miracles in my ministry.
- Benny Hinn

To date, embryonic stem cell research has not produced
a single medical treatment,
where ethical, adult stem cell research has produced
some 67 medical miracles.
- Mike Pence

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.
- Bob Richards

This is one of the miracles of love:
It gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments
and yet not being disenchanted.
- C. S. Lewis

When we constantly ask for miracles,
we're unraveling the fabric of the world.
A world of continuous miracles would not be a world,
it would be a cartoon.
- Doug Coupland

Expectancy is the atmosphere for miracles.
- Edwin Louis Cole

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
- Laurence J. Peter

Hope...
is the companion of power, and the mother of success;
for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles.
- Samuel Smiles

The logical man must either deny all miracles or none,
and our American Indian myths and hero stories are perhaps,
in themselves, quite as credible as those of the Hebrews of old.
- Charles Eastman

How quickly we forget God's great deliverances in our lives.
How easily we take for granted the miracles he performed in our past.
- David Wilkerson

Anyone who doesn't believe in miracles is not a realist.
- David Ben-Gurion

America - It is a fabulous country, the only fabulous country;
it is the only place where miracles not only happen,
but where they happen all the time.
- Tom Wolfe

As for the extraordinary operations of the Holy Ghost,
such as working of miracles, or speaking with divers kinds of tongues,
they are long since ceased.
- George Whitefield

Nobody sees the obvious, nobody observes the ordinary.
There are more miracles in a square yard of earth than
in all the fables of the Church.
- Robert Anton Wilson

Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

We must remember that Satan has his miracles,
too.
- John Calvin

I pray for miracles.
I have always found prayer to bring quick results.
- Martha Reeves

Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
- Mao Tse-Tung

Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles,
and each part and tag of me is a miracle.
- Walt Whitman

See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person
are you? Are you the kind that sees signs,
sees miracles? Or do you believe that people just get lucky?
- M. Night Shyamalan

The Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles,
but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one.
- David Hume

We are a people who can bring about miracles if united.
- Moo-hyum Roh

Miracles do not, in fact, break the laws of nature.
- C. S. Lewis

In order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
- H. C. Bailey

Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
- Bernard Berenson

I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long
time since we've had any.
- Joseph Heller

I think miracles exist in part as gifts and in part
as clues that there is something beyond the flat world we see.
- Peggy Noonan

After all, I don't see why I am always asking for private,
individual, selfish miracles when every year there
are miracles like white dogwood.
- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Where everything is possible miracles become commonplaces,
but the familiar ceases to be self-evident.
- Eric Hoffer


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