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Yet in this global economy, no jobs are safe.
High-speed Internet connections and low-cost,
skilled labor overseas are an explosive combination.
- Bob Taft

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart...
forgiveness saves the expense of anger,
the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.
- Hannah More

Nuclear power will help provide the electricity that
our growing economy needs without increasing emissions.
This is truly an environmentally responsible source of energy.
- Michael Burgess

To think that the new economy is over is like somebody
in London in 1830 saying the entire industrial revolution
is over because some textile manufacturers in Manchester went broke.
- Alvin Toffler


 

In today's knowledge-based economy,
what you earn depends on what you learn.
- William J. Clinton

Frivolous lawsuits are booming in this county.
The U.S.
has more costs of litigation per person than any other
industrialized nation in the world,
and it is crippling our economy.
- Jack Kingston

In the new economy, information, education,
and motivation are everything.
- William J. Clinton


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The economy is a very sensitive organism.
- Hjalmar Schacht

We don't have to sacrifice a strong economy for a healthy environment.
- Dennis Weaver

If we bestow but a very little attention to the economy of the animal creation,
we shall find manifest examples of premeditation,
perseverance, resolution, and consumate artifice,
in order to effect their purpose.
- William Bartram

The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions,
the mobility and flow of risk capital...
the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital,
and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy.
- John F. Kennedy

Well, you know, we've got a lot of stimulus in the
economy already from the tax cut,
from the lowered interest rates, and also from the
refinancing of mortgages.
- Franklin Raines

Our national security is at risk when we rely on foreign
oil to keep our economy moving forward.
- Bill Shuster

Good schools underpin not only our economy,
but the social fabric of our lives.
- Donald L. Carcieri

Since our economy is closely allied with that of foreign countries,
not one of us can be indifferent to what consequences
these disturbances can have at home and abroad.
- Hjalmar Schacht

But we can also take the radical view that the test
of an economy has to do with the extent to which it
is providing everybody with a decent means of living.
- David Korten

You've got to respond to that and of course thinking
through the role of a left party in the modern world,
in the modern economy and society and having a policy response to that.
- Patricia Hewitt

A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,
and a weak economy leads to a weak nation.
- Ross Perot

We have been blessed with a healthy,
growing economy,
with more Americans going back to work,
and with our Nation acting as a positive force for good in the world.
- Jim DeMint

The last thing they want is a revitalized economy now.
I'm not saying the Democrats don't want a strong economy.
Don't misunderstand.
They just don't want it now.
- Rush Limbaugh

The fact of the matter is, this is a very dynamic economy we have,
and in this dynamic economy, you have a lot of job gains,
but you also have job loss.
- Alexis Herman

Cinema has become a global economy, totally international.
- Lasse Hallstrom

Leaders at the highest levels of our government are
undertaking a deliberate and systematic effort to redefine our government,
our economy and our country.
- Marco Rubio

Today, our economy is divided: fifty percent is the
public economy and fifty percent is the private economy
that includes small companies employing from 4 to 200 workers.
- Ibrahim Rugova

Our nation's security, economy, and place on the world
stage depends on the success our educational system.
- Ed Markey

As for the expected boon to the Mexican economy,
we have seen none of these gains, and instead we have
seen NAFTA's detrimental impact on the Mexican workers.
- Stephen F. Lynch

In a perfect world we would bring corporate tax rates
down to 25% or less so we can get competitive in the world economy.
Ultimately, I would love to see a flat tax.
- Eric Cantor

As Congress continues to debate ways to address illegal immigration,
we must remember the many hard-working legal immigrants
that contribute so much to our nation's economy and culture.
- Bob Filner

We have the most flexible and adaptive economy.
Making sure we sustain the ability of the American
economy to perform well is really the priority of economic policy.
- John W. Snow

My claim is that we do not have a market economy,
but a capitalist economy.
- David Korten

My top three priorities for my first term in Congress are growing our economy;
providing for quality,
affordable health care; and keeping our nation and communities safe.
- Cathy McMorris

We live in an information and knowledge-based economy.
- Bobby Scott

The economy of human time is the next advantage of
machinery in manufactures.
- Charles Babbage

The bottom line is that the death tax is a tax on the
economy because it slows economic growth.
- Todd Tiahrt

It has been shown that, in contrast to everything which
classical national economy has hitherto taught,
not the producer but the consumer is the ruling factor in economic life.
- Hjalmar Schacht

Jobs are disappearing from every sector of the economy,
from engineering to health care workers,
forcing hundreds of thousands of families into unemployment and low-paying jobs.
- Jerry Costello

One of the very nice things about investing in the
stock market is that you learn about all different aspects of the economy.
It's your window into a very large world.
- Ron Chernow

All 50 states had the same national economy.
And on virtually any measurement you wish to look at,
Michigan has moved up and improved against the others.
- John Engler

One only has to look at the performance of the economy
to understand how it shapes the perspective of America's
youth about military service.
- John M. McHugh

If the economy is strained, then Social Security,
like the rest of the government, will be,
too.
- Mark Dayton

Naturally we are aware of the strength of our economy
and naturally we don't want to downplay it.
- Gerhard Schroder

We think if the economy remains weak that we could
see mortgage rates trail down and we think that we
could see rates below seven percent into early next year.
- Franklin Raines

In a time of serious budget deficits,
immense war costs and a sluggish economy,
we cannot afford to grant such outlandish subsidies
to some of our Nation's largest corporations.
- Ron Kind

Some people think that as the Chinese economy becomes
more and more capitalistic it will inevitably become more democratic.
- Peter L. Berger

My first priority is growing this economy in the long term,
and stimulating it in the short term.
- Robert Menendez

Energy consumption matters both to our environment and our economy.
- John Baldacci

Killing the private property-that was the center of
the Marxist economy and Marxist ideology.
That was the center of the Lenin ideology.
- Anatoly Chubais

Once we open the door to the plutonium economy,
we expose ourselves to absolutely terrible,
horrifying risks from these people.
- David R. Brower

Since achieving their independence in 1992,
the people of Croatia have built a democratic society
based on the rule of law,
respect for human rights, and a free market economy.
- Elton Gallegly

A dynamic economy begins with a good education.
- Bob Taft

Higher education is confronting challenges,
like the economy is, about the need for a higher number
of more adequately trained,
more highly educated citizenry.
- Margaret Spellings

More than 15 percent of the jobs in Ohio are tied in some way to agriculture.
A strong agriculture means a strong economy.
- John Fisher

The economy is showing encouraging signs of recovery.
- George Voinovich

Republicans in Congress boosted the economy by cutting
taxes and ending programs that don't work.
- Zach Wamp

Our agricultural economy in the Hudson Valley continues
to face historically low prices and producer income,
as well as losses due to weather and other disasters.
- Sue Kelly

I think we're in the beginning of a bull market.
When a bull market begins, nine months later the economy turns around.
- Sumner Redstone

Small businesses drive this economy and it is unacceptable
that the President's budget proposal does not give
them the tools they need to be successful.
- Solomon Ortiz

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment.
But community colleges provide lifetime employability.
- Barack Obama

I think it would take a real stretch to think that
I caused the problems with the economy.
- Harry Reid

But now, more and more, its society is concerned with economy and finance.
- Tadao Ando

Today, being the biggest developing countries in the world,
China and India are both committed to developing their
economy and raising their people's living standards.
- Li Peng

This continuing spike in gas prices is bad for consumers,
bad for our economy, and bad for all other businesses.
It is hurting us and costing us jobs.
- Jodi Rell

For over 20 years, the federal and provincial governments
have made enormous efforts employing a variety of approaches
in an attempt to stimulate Montreal's economy.
- Kim Campbell

So I think one can say on empirical grounds -
not because of some philosophical principle -
that you can't have democracy unless you have a market economy.
- Peter L. Berger

Nevada has a world-class economy.
It will only build a world-class culture with world-class
research universities coupled with the Desert Research Institute.
- James E. Rogers

A healthy environment is essential to a livable Oregon and a strong economy.
- Ted Kulongoski

So the only way we're going to improve fuel economy
or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum
extent practicable is if the government requires it.
- Sherwood Boehlert

Having seen a non-market economy, I suddenly understood
much better what I liked about a market economy.
- Esther Dyson

Think of an economy where people could be an artist
or a photographer or a writer without worrying about
keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.
- Nancy Pelosi

In spite of advances in technology and changes in the economy,
state government still operates on an obsolete 1970s model.
We have a typewriter government in an Internet age.
- Matt Blunt

The problem is that when government controls the economy,
those who can influence government keep winning,
and everybody else just stays the same.
- Marco Rubio


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