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Funny Eternity Quotes
Funny Quotes about Eternity

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A moment without joy is an eternity of sadness.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

To see the world in a grain of sand,
and to see heaven in a wild flower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hands,
and eternity in an hour.
- William Blake

From my rotting body, flowers shall grow and I am in
them and that is eternity.
- Edvard Munch

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair,
offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity
that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time.
- Albert Camus


 

You must live in the present,
launch yourself on every wave,
find your eternity in each moment.
- Henry David Thoreau

In the eternity of all creation,
I am the only ME that ever will be.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Trust in dreams, for in them
is hidden the gate to eternity.
- Khalil Gibran


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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
- Henry David Thoreau

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.
- William Penn

Time is too slow for those who wait,
too swift for those who fear,
too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice,
but for those who love, time is eternity.
- Henry Van Dyke

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror.
- Khalil Gibran

Death is nothing else but going home to God,
the bond of love will be unbroken for all eternity.
- Mother Teresa

I am a unique expression
of the universal fabric of creation;
I am that I am that I am.
In the eternity of all creation,
I am the only ME that ever will be;
and I am so honored that the Power of the Universe
has chosen for me to be ME.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Eternity:
I am drawn to the wild edge of the ocean of my being
My curiosity unbound, I test the limits
of the limitless and the boundaries of the timeless.
I walk the path - the way - the way of ways -
to the end which is not an end.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The mind exists in time, in fact the mind is time;
it exists in the past and the future.
And remember, time consists of only two tenses,
the past and the future.
The present is not part of time,
the present is part of eternity.
- Osho

Life is hardly more than a fraction of a second.
Such a little time to prepare oneself for eternity!
- Paul Gauguin

Each day is a step we make towards eternity and we
shall continue thus to step from day to day until we take the last step,
which will bring us into the presence of God.
- Catherine McAuley

The simple tableau is so rich with meaning that whether
represented on the mantelpiece or in the mind,
it seems suspended, complete unto itself,
somewhere in eternity.
- Lucinda Franks

I will burn, but this is a mere event.
We shall continue our discussion in eternity.
- Michael Servetus

It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest
complaint is about not having enough time;
yet nothing terrifies us more than the thought of eternity.
- Dennis Miller

A circle is the reflection of eternity.
It has no beginning and it has no end -
and if you put several circles over each other,
then you get a spiral.
- Maynard James Keenan

One definition of eternity is that we are not alone on this planet,
that there are those who've gone before and those who will come,
and that there is a community of spirits.
- Rita Dove

The troubles of our proud and angry dust are from eternity,
and shall not fail.
Bear them we can, and if we can we must.
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
- A. E. Housman

This is the artist, then, life's hungry man,
the glutton of eternity, beauty's miser,
glory's slave.
- Tom Wolfe

A hundredth of a second here, a hundredth of a second there -
even if you put them end to end,
they still only add up to one, two, perhaps three seconds,
snatched from eternity.
- Robert Doisneau

Present, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain
of disappointment from the realm of hope.
- Ambrose Bierce

Under all speech that is good for anything there lies
a silence that is better,
Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.
- Thomas Carlyle

Time is strange.
A moment can be as short as a breath,
or as long as eternity.
- Ardel Wray

In tragedy every moment is eternity;
in comedy,
eternity is a moment.
- Christopher Fry

Nothing exists from eternity but God,
and God is not the matter or a part of any creature,
but only the maker.
- William Ames

Love is a symbol of eternity.
It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory
of a beginning and all fear of an end.
- Madame de Stael

A Catholic is raised with the idea that he will die
any minute now and if he doesn't live his life in a certain way,
this death is an introduction to an eternity of pain.
- Don DeLillo

Hope is the struggle of the soul, breaking loose from what is perishable,
and attesting her eternity.
- Herman Melville

Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch
Life from the side lines.
For those who play the game, an hour may be a year,
a single day's work an achievement for eternity.
- Helen Hayes

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.
- Albert Einstein

Eternity's a terrible thought.
I mean, where's it all going to end?
- Tom Stoppard

Photography does not create eternity,
as art does; it embalms time, rescuing it simply from its proper corruption.
- Andre Bazin

I have just got a new theory of eternity.
- Albert Einstein

I existed from all eternity and, behold,
I am here; and I shall exist till the end of time,
for my being has no end.
- Khalil Gibran

Eternity is not something that begins after you're dead.
It is going on all the time.
We are in it now.
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The future and eternity are two entirely different things.
- Doug Coupland

Beauty is a precious trace that eternity causes to
appear to us and that it takes away from us.
A manifestation of eternity, and a sign of death as well.
- Eugene Ionesco

We do not realise that we are children of eternity.
If we did, then success would be no success,
and failure would be no failure to us.
- Joseph Barber Lightfoot

The writer operates at a peculiar crossroads where
time and place and eternity somehow meet.
His problem is to find that location.
- Flannery O'Connor

Lives in eternity's sun rise.
- William Blake

Every great work of art has two faces,
one toward its own time and one toward the future,
toward eternity.
- Lester Bangs

When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical
marriage is complete and the drama ends.
Then we wake from history and enter eternity.
- Robert Anton Wilson

In the presence of eternity, the mountains are as transient as the clouds.
- Robert Green Ingersoll

I have been blessed to see visions of eternity;
and events in my future that have been important for me to foresee,
have been revealed to me.
- Clayton Christensen

Great art is an instant arrested in eternity.
- James Huneker

Everything that ever happened is still happening.
Past, present and future keep happening in the eternity which is Here and Now.
- James Broughton

What nature delivers to us is never stale.
Because what nature creates has eternity in it.
- Isaac Bashevis Singer

Only a philosophy of eternity, in the world today,
could justify non-violence.
- Albert Camus

No man can pass into eternity, for he is already in it.
- Frederic William Farrar

For a person who is dying only eternity counts.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

A photograph can be an instant of life captured for
eternity that will never cease looking back at you.
- Brigitte Bardot

Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.
- Arthur Koestler

There are tons of people I'd like to freeze for all of eternity,
but we won't go into that!
- Holly Marie Combs

Space is to place as eternity is to time.
- Joseph Joubert

If time is not real, then the dividing line between this world and eternity,
between suffering and bliss, between good and evil,
is also an illusion.
- Herman Hesse

Every action in our lives touches on some chord that
will vibrate in eternity.
- Edwin Hubbel Chapin

But it is the province of religion, of philosophy,
of pure poetry only, to go beyond life,
beyond time, into eternity.
- Alfred de Vigny

In my solitude I have pondered much on the incomprehensible subjects of space,
eternity, life and death.
- Alfred Russel Wallace

We are nauseated by the sight of trivial personalities
decomposing in the eternity of print.
- Virginia Woolf

I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work.
No set goal achieved satisfies.
Success only breeds a new goal.
The golden apple devoured has seeds.
It is endless.
- Bette Davis

When Time is spent, Eternity begins.
- Helen Hunt Jackson

Calendars and clocks exist to measure time,
but that signifies little because we all know that
an hour can seem as eternity or pass in a flash,
according to how we spend it.
- Michael Ende

Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
- Hermann Hesse

The very idea of carrying my memory into eternity devastated me,
and I took refuge in atheism.
- Taylor Caldwell

God hath given to man a short time here upon earth,
and yet upon this short time eternity depends.
- Jeremy Taylor


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